Don't tell
- Oilfan19

She will blab, and when i ignore her for awhile the whole school will know.

You will be known as JB forever on here unless you nail her
- Oilfan19

Gotta start early and get all the sloppy beginner sex out of the way before you start going on conquests.

You will be known as JB forever on here unless you nail her
- Oilfan19

Does it haveeee to be her???

Also do you even know what JB means? just wondering.

She will blab, and when i ignore her for awhile the whole school will know.
- Oilers4Life14

She won't blab if you do it a couple times.

Does it haveeee to be her???

Also do you even know what JB means? just wondering.
- Oilers4Life14

Yes Jailbate. You could nail a hotter chick but either its never happening or your gunna look like an idiot and never get laid again after

Gotta start early and get all the sloppy beginner sex out of the way before you start going on conquests.
- Dangles13

Exactly, slay a few dragons before you get to the princess. It's what Mario was based on

You will be known as JB forever on here unless you nail her
- Oilfan19

100% this.

Dude... I took so many hits of ugly in between my conquering of 8s, 9s, 10s.. trust me. Take the poopty sex while you can, it'll help prepare you for the hotties who have been spliced open by half of your graduating class.

Edit: Trust me, I had sex with about 19 girls by the age of 18. By the time I got engaged/had my first kid, it was because of my longevity, and knowing not to go straight to anal.
- YzermanIsTheMan

This is true.

JB, I would've had Yman's baby if possible. Guy goes for hours

Does it haveeee to be her???

Also do you even know what JB means? just wondering.
- Oilers4Life14

shut up. you don't have a choice in your life. We control your decisions now

shut up. you don't have a choice in your life. We control your decisions now
- ChetManly

He is very lucky to have us as role models

Does it haveeee to be her???

Also do you even know what JB means? just wondering.
- Oilers4Life14

You gotta stick your shooter into a cooter.
Put your D in her P.
Journey down to pound town.
Some gland to gland combat.
Make some Hanky Panky in her stanky stank.

shut up. you don't have a choice in your life. We control your decisions now
- ChetManly

Reimer, Gardiner for Eberle, Petry
- canada_dry

go (frank) yourself

go (frank) yourself
- Reveen

You missed some even better ones earlier. RNH++ for Reimer gardiner.

My body started breaking down 5 years ago. Rugby man. It'll destroy the body.
- ChetManly

I've had pretty good luck with that except for concussions. I already had two from football before I started playing rugby, and let's just say the situation hasn't improved

This is true.

JB, I would've had Yman's baby if possible. Guy goes for hours
- ChetManly

JB, trust me on this..

Chet knows what he's talking about. I (frank)ed the poop out of his tailpipe for hours on end, if he was a girl, he'd be as pregnant as HA looks. Get the experience while you can before you end up like Yeti.. looking after your ex's cats.

Reimer? are you serious?

Didn't know that being able to handle the "canadian fan base/media" was a stat that scouts look for.

I wouldn't trade anyone on this team for Reimer, or waste pics on him.

You missed some even better ones earlier. RNH++ for Reimer gardiner.
- Oilfan19

I get bit buy reptiles for a living..........
- HouseArrest187

Well if you'd quit trying to have sex with them...

Well if you'd quit trying to have sex with them...
- batjester

He told me he enjoys the burmese the most.

Well if you'd quit trying to have sex with them...
- batjester

I learned how snakes mate HA I decline that job offer..

- Oilers4Life14

You better be careful JB.

JB, trust me on this..

Chet knows what he's talking about. I (frank)ed the poop out of his tailpipe for hours on end, if he was a girl, he'd be as pregnant as HA looks. Get the experience while you can before you end up like Yeti.. looking after your ex's cats.
- YzermanIsTheMan

Autumn/Winter/Steve?

Autumn/Winter/Steve?
- Oilers4Life14

Still more crotch than you've gotten, kid.

You better be careful JB.


- Dangles13