So we're saying a hard no on the hand grenade?
- PhillySportsGuy

If you'll be there, I might consider it. If you're bringing the Mrs, it's no.

I don't speak lawyer
- BiggE

That's why you'd need him.

So we're saying a hard no on the hand grenade?
- PhillySportsGuy

I need to talk to your wife and let her know that I'm available to play at your divorce

I don't speak lawyer
- BiggE

you dont have to speak at all! we can be an LLC that specializes in instrumental covers seamlessly interwoven together through buckets of alcohol.

I need to talk to your wife and let her know that I'm available to play at your divorce
- BiggE

"Happy days are here again..."

And to think some people round here think I'm overly sensitive

I need to talk to your wife and let her know that I'm available to play at your divorce
- BiggE

you sure you dont speak lawyer? look at you recruiting new business! i like it.

you dont have to speak at all! we can be an LLC that specializes in instrumental covers seamlessly interwoven together through buckets of alcohol.
- stayinthefnnet

hmmm no vocals and copious quantities of booze...I like the way you think sir. Now we just need to cure you of your strange adulation for polar avian species!

And to think some people round here think I'm overly sensitive

- BiggE

Your face is gonna be sensitive when TM throws a tomato at it.

#rekt
#gottem
#shrekt

"Happy days are here again..."
- tangent_man

Your face is gonna be sensitive when TM throws a tomato at it.

#rekt
#gottem
#shrekt
- Giroux_Is_God

Need to talk to Ventnor Coffee about installing some chicken wire

Need to talk to Ventnor Coffee about installing some chicken wire
- BiggE

I have one question for you though, seriously.

Need to talk to Ventnor Coffee about installing some chicken wire
- BiggE

You'll need to put Rawhide in your repertoire.

I need to talk to your wife and let her know that I'm available to play at your divorce
- BiggE

Depends on what you'd play

Your face is gonna be sensitive when TM throws a tomato at it.

#rekt
#gottem
#shrekt
- Giroux_Is_God

serious question.

we arent that far apart in age at all, but i realize people think of new braindead things all the time.

is rekt actually like a thing now?

i remember the bros using GOTTTEEEEM in college.

You'll need to put Rawhide in your repertoire.
- tangent_man

We play both kinds, country and western

If you'll be there, I might consider it. If you're bringing the Mrs, it's no.
- tangent_man

How do you know she's not evil and eats kittens?

"Happy days are here again..."
- tangent_man

"Happy days are here again..."
- tangent_man

We play both kinds, country and western
- BiggE

It was either that or a Roadhouse reference. I figured you'd get either one.

Depends on what you'd play
- PhillySportsGuy

I know you're still waiting for Enter Sandman

serious question.

we arent that far apart in age at all, but i realize people think of new braindead things all the time.

is rekt actually like a thing now?

i remember the bros using GOTTTEEEEM in college.
- stayinthefnnet

I don't know but I say it with my tongue so far in cheek it makes me choke

Example:

In class, when someone raises their hand and gets a question wrong, I'll say to my buddy "get rekt" and we'll laugh

I know you're still waiting for Enter Sandman
- BiggE

Mariano Rivera ruined it for me

hmmm no vocals and copious quantities of booze...I like the way you think sir. Now we just need to cure you of your strange adulation for polar avian species!
- BiggE

hey. guys gotta know his limitations. i can play pretty well, but if i sang im fairly certain people would pay me to stop sooner than they would pay to come see me.

How do you know she's not evil and eats kittens?
- PhillySportsGuy

She's likeable in public, and that's all that concerns me. What she does in the privacy of your home doesn't scare me.