- PLindbergh31

Perfect

Her family whisks her away as soon as her set is done.

Under a blanket. No groupies can get near her.
- tangent_man

How old are you?
- PhillySportsGuy

OLD ENOUGH FOR A DATE OBVIOUSLY JESUS WHAT'S IT TO YA

Yup. He did guest commentary at Wrestlemania 3.
- PLindbergh31

He must've been standing on a stack of NY phone directories for that bit.

still owe me a date with that cute vocalist
- stayinthefnnet

Which one? The one who is only 17, or the married one with 3 kids?

He must've been standing on a stack of NY phone directories for that bit.
- tangent_man

Actually I think Andre lifted him off the ground.

OLD ENOUGH FOR A DATE OBVIOUSLY JESUS WHAT'S IT TO YA
- Giroux_Is_God

I was asking for statutory purposes

Actually I think Andre lifted him off the ground.
- PLindbergh31

And proceeded to shake the poop out of him? Yikes. Combat pay.

Which one? The one who is only 17, or the married one with 3 kids?
- BiggE

He's a Penguins fan...you think he's picky??

How old are you?
- PhillySportsGuy

23

He's a Penguins fan...you think he's picky??
- tangent_man

Well they're both Flyers fans so he doesn't stand a chance

Which one? The one who is only 17, or the married one with 3 kids?
- BiggE

lord. i didnt know she was that young!

you need to be more clear in your allusions and references!

Her family whisks her away as soon as her set is done.

Under a blanket. No groupies can get near her.
- tangent_man

if shes only 17, as they should!

23
- stayinthefnnet

Too young for one , and the others very large father will kill you

if shes only 17, as they should!
- stayinthefnnet

I usually do double duty as guitarist and bodyguard

Too young for one , and the others very large father will kill you

- BiggE

debatable on the first

definitely understandable about the second. as he should. the world needs more dads like that these days. well, maybe stopping short of homicidal.

but more care and supervision and less do what you want heres an ipad attitude and maybe society is in a better place haha

He's a Penguins fan...you think he's picky??
- tangent_man

ahem.

i most certainly am.

i prefer selective.

if shes only 17, as they should!
- stayinthefnnet

I was outside having a smoke on Sunday when they came by. I said she sounded great and got a double stink-eye and was nearly shoved into a shrub.

I was outside having a smoke on Sunday when they came by. I said she sounded great and got a double stink-eye and was nearly shoved into a shrub.
- tangent_man

Yeah but people often look at you like that

Yeah but people often look at you like that

- BiggE

*sigh* Yeah...

I was outside having a smoke on Sunday when they came by. I said she sounded great and got a double stink-eye and was nearly shoved into a shrub.
- tangent_man

hey in some jurisdictions even hearing the unadulterated vocal sounds of an underage girl is a misdemeanor.

Yeah but people often look at you like that

- BiggE

He probably said it all creepy like in a Matthew McConaughey accent

Pretty good stuff from DGB on the end of the enforcer in hockey.

http://grantland.com/the-...y-for-an-nhl-institution/

summary of thread pls

summary of thread pls
- BulliesPhan87

Somebody said stuff. Others said other stuff