I'm saving my A material for the inevitable collapse.

Your first line is Patches, DD and Parenteau?
You have Markov and Gonchar on D? What is it 2001?

Plan the (frank)ing parade.
- stormey

YES !

Because PAtches-DD and PA were in Novice in 2001.

you should have replied "maybe their kids aren't the right size."

I imagine the responses would have been interesting.
- stormey

LOL! MIDGETS!!!

I think I'll draw names out of a hat.

LOL! MIDGETS!!!
- 3M

or Fatties.

I think I'll draw names out of a hat.
- dt99999

Never have the 4 playing D.

Split the talent - 2 up front and 2 on the back end and rotate the lines so you always have at least 1 good player on the ice.

but what of the line with the 3 weaker ones? they'll just get run over and discouraged no?
- dt99999

That would assume that the other team has 3 lines that are better than what you can put out. I'm going on the assumption that all the teams are roughly in the same kind of shape.

Never have the 4 playing D.

Split the talent - 2 up front and 2 on the back end and rotate the lines so you always have at least 1 good player on the ice.
- WaterBoy

Marty, please list all of the Novice (or other) teams you've coached in alphabetical order, first in French, then in English.

I think I'll draw names out of a hat.
- dt99999

Take Howard's advise.

This will likely have the least amount of backlash from the carnies in the stands..

Never have the 4 playing D.

Split the talent - 2 up front and 2 on the back end and rotate the lines so you always have at least 1 good player on the ice.
- WaterBoy

yeah that was a mistake. I have 3 players that are really low level and 2 that I don't really know much about yet. Having a tough time finding a spot for them.

none of the 3 have hot moms that I can make arrangements with on top of it

That would assume that the other team has 3 lines that are better than what you can put out. I'm going on the assumption that all the teams are roughly in the same kind of shape.
- habs12

yeah but our association is actually pretty small compared to the other ones that group up 3-4 cities so our pool is much smaller.

Marty, please list all of the Novice (or other) teams you've coached in alphabetical order, first in French, then in English.
- hscesq

I think he coached the Habs once. Does that qualify as a novice team?

I think he coached the Habs once. Does that qualify as a novice team?
- twiztedmike

Jeez. At least be funny.

I think he coached the Habs once. Does that qualify as a novice team?
- twiztedmike

Come on.

Jeez. At least be funny.
- hscesq

Ya, he should have said Midget. StupidMike amirite!?!?

Ya, he should have said Midget. StupidMike amirite!?!?
- mr.peanut

I should've done it in French first, then English. I didn't follow the instructions.

yeah but our association is actually pretty small compared to the other ones that group up 3-4 cities so our pool is much smaller.
- dt99999

That can be tough.
Are your goalies any good?

Ya, he should have said Midget. StupidMike amirite!?!?
- mr.peanut

Sure.

That can be tough.
Are your goalies any good?
- habs12

Ya, he should have said Midget. StupidMike amirite!?!?
- mr.peanut

Mr. Steenut amirite???

That can be tough.
Are your goalies any good?
- habs12

very good, we have a B goalie who was caught in a number squeezed and bumped to C last second

very good, we have a B goalie who was caught in a number squeezed and bumped to C last second
- dt99999

sikh bro I'm hoping to make it to F one day

I am leaning toward that yes. I figure even if he doesn't touch the puck and someone else scores a goal just getting in on the high-fives might be enough to keep them going.
- dt99999

The Pointe-Claire Commies

The Pointe-Claire Commies
- EssuieToutJeune

very good, we have a B goalie who was caught in a number squeezed and bumped to C last second
- dt99999

You don't rotate goalies?

Mr. Steenut amirite???
- twiztedmike

No, it's spelled "peanut."

Seriously, where do you come up with this poop?