So if your brothers and your dad were heart surgeons, you'd be qualified to perform open heart surgery?

*is proud of this analogical query*
- hscesq

Well, compared to any random joe off the street, you probably would prefer having the son/daughter of two heart surgeons to perform open heart surgery as the odds are that that individual knows a bit more about open heart surgery than the average random joe through knowledge shared by the parents.

"Make the best of a bad job" applies here

Same goes for a minor league coach

I did. It was the mid/late 70s, through the 80s. I was a goalie the first few years because at that time, everyone wanted to be Guy Lafleur.
- hscesq

any relatives who teach english?
- dt99999

any relatives who teach english?
- dt99999

Nope

depends on traffic
- dt99999

Ya I was in the area, lots of construction not happening

Ya I was in the area, lots of construction not happening
- mr.peanut

make sure you park on the side of the street that doesn't make any sense

Well, compared to any random joe off the street, you probably would prefer having the son/daughter of two heart surgeons to perform open heart surgery as the odds are that that individual knows a bit more about open heart surgery than the average random joe through knowledge shared by the parents.

"Make the best of a bad job" applies here

Same goes for a minor league coach
- twiztedmike

I betcha his club has no heart.

- WaterBoy

Let's put the "maudit juif" hin da nets hagain!!

Let's put the "maudit juif" hin da nets hagain!!
- hscesq

Even on fridays ?

make sure you park on the side of the street that doesn't make any sense
- dt99999

Alright

Even on fridays ?
- WaterBoy

Yeah. They just stuck a yarmulke in the helmet.

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Yeah. They just stuck a yarmulke in the helmet.
- hscesq

That sounds painful

I betcha his club has no heart.
- WaterBoy

I could use a coach - I'm new.

Luckily there's some nice people around in my pickup games that always offer tips and advice.

Stuff as simple as reminding me to bend the knees lower and keep my centre of gravity low for better balance and improved speed improves my game tremendously

Sometimes you just pick up bad habits and forget good ones

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- twiztedmike

You might as well just delete everything you've ever posted if the criteria is "relevance" or "funny" or "good"

You might as well just delete everything you've ever posted if the criteria is "relevance" or "funny" or "good"
- BINGO!

I heard they call you Bingo cause your head is full of free space

I heard they call you Bingo cause your head is full of free space
- twiztedmike

There's only one free space on a bingo card. That makes very little sense.

There's only one free space on a bingo card. That makes very little sense.
- BINGO!

buzzkill

There's only one free space on a bingo card. That makes very little sense.
- BINGO!

two free spaces if you count the square "banged BINGO's mom"

two free spaces if you count the square "banged BINGO's mom"
- twiztedmike

Come on.

Come on.
- pete26

Starting to understand why Dozzer is so cranky over in the Leafs' thread.

Starting to understand why Dozzer is so cranky over in the Leafs' thread.
- Cyberhabs

Stee and Twisted....and Weirdog and Steermey and DoubleDeb and ASP ...


Yeah.

Starting to understand why Dozzer is so cranky over in the Leafs' thread.
- Cyberhabs

Hello Luc.

How was school today?

Hello Luc.

How was school today?
- pete26

Its good. Its helping him start to understand stuff. Next week is shapes.

Hello Luc.

How was school today?
- pete26

He Pm'ed me pics of 20 y/o female classmates in yoga pants.