We get that too. Kid walked in with a fifth of whiskey and a cigar the other day.
- hscesq

I remember watching my brother playing against Jared Cowen when he was 13 and wondering "Why is there a 20 year old out here?"

He was so gangly and awkward out there half the time I thought he might have been handicapped.

Gordie Howe not going to be with us much longer.

Thank you Symba. Glad somebody remembered my importance to this thriving community of hockey intellect.
- AdamFrench

and poop jokes.

and poop jokes.
- BINGO!

I looooooooove those!

sorry mAdam Stench
- dt99999

sAdam Insane

I brought a siren instead. figure when they get close to our end I can just sound it off and they'll scatter.
- dt99999

Yes grasshopper, I see great things in your future

Yes grasshopper, I see great things in your future
- habs12

trying to think out of the box.

5. Respect the HockeyBuzz Bloggers
Bloggers should be treated with respect at all times. They do a lot of work behind the scenes to dig up information for you. If you want to disagree with them, that's OK, but whether you agree or disagree, do not attack them personally.
- Symba007

This should be pasted on the TML locker room wall.

trying to think out of the box.
- dt99999

I'd just shoot one if he gets too close to your net.

I'd just shoot one if he gets too close to your net.
- BINGO!

bro... they're kids...

and poop jokes.
- BINGO!

do you just go around telling everyone they aren't funny?

This should be pasted on the TML locker room wall.
- stormey

do you just go around telling everyone they aren't funny?
- twiztedmike

no I think (and hope) he meant jokes about poop

This should be pasted on the TML locker room wall.
- stormey

i don't even know why journalists want to talk to Kessel anyway.

do you just go around telling everyone they aren't funny?
- twiztedmike

Not people who are actually funny.

i don't even know why journalists want to talk to Kessel anyway.
- DoubleDown

maybe they're food bloggers bro...


cuz he's fat.
























lol.

it's a work in progress.
- BingoLady

Put me down as colour commentator since I don't say much, but when I do, it's usually dumb facts...

Not people who are actually funny.
- BINGO!

I won't give up bro, you miss 100% of the shots you don't take

do you just go around telling everyone they aren't funny?
- twiztedmike

No, that would be homard

Put me down as colour commentator since I don't say much, but when I do, it's usually dumb facts...
- l3ig_l2ecl

or racist

I won't give up bro, you miss 100% of the shots you don't take
- twiztedmike

that was pretty funny.


edit: you strike me more as a wrestling thread kind of guy, you'd be appreciated there.

bro... they're kids...
- dt99999

Yeah. Pretty sure that's a 2 min minor for unsportsmanlike out west.

I won't give up bro, you miss 100% of the shots you don't take
- twiztedmike

Incorrect. You literally miss zero shots because you haven't taken any. Boy are you bad at math.

Yeah. Pretty sure that's a 2 min minor for unsportsmanlike out west.
- habs12

There's nothing unsportsmanlike about hunting the most dangerous prey.

Yeah. Pretty sure that's a 2 min minor for unsportsmanlike out west.
- habs12

we got a 2 minute penalty for bodychecking last week, basically some tiny kid ran into one of our bigger ones and fell.

the timekeeper was half asleep so he forgot our kid in the penalty box. when we got the scoresheet it was written down as 2:30 minutes for bodychecking