I guess a lot of you guys don't have Daughters.

As you said, wouldn't throw her out for eating crackers, but not top 5 for me
- bezz44

I think what she's wearing is unflattering and takes away from the aesthetic (as she has a very lovely face)

I guess a lot of you guys don't have Daughters.
- A_SteamingLombardi

insert oink sounds here....

dude, why havent we partied yet?

line these broads up, and ill grab the drugs.
- Gullzy

That was 10 years ago.

I think what she's wearing is unflattering and takes away from the aesthetic (as she has a very lovely face)
- Zogg

She's beautiful for sure, but I have others ahead of her

I guess a lot of you guys don't have Daughters.
- A_SteamingLombardi

Just replace all of the filth with "I'd like to buy her some flowers and take her to a G rated movie" or "maybe we could even hold hands!"

Would it be inappropriate if I inserted the :Nom: :Nom: :Nom: icons?

She's beautiful for sure, but I have others ahead of her
- bezz44

I agree, there are so many beautiful lasses out there it's just silly. Yes, you heard me, it's S-I-L-L-Y. Repeat after me - S-I-L-L-Y....now just the men.............now just the women....now all together now!.....

Just replace all of the filth with "I'd like to buy her some flowers and take her to a G rated movie" or "maybe we could even hold hands!"
- bezz44

yes, holding each other's appendages is wonderful

Carol takes the time to write a blog on a non game day which should have been titled Pool and Poon.

"Running errands," I'm sure Off to buy more kleenex eh?
- bezz44

Well played @sshole

yes, holding each other's appendages is wonderful
- Zogg

Well played @sshole
- vancity787

Carol takes the time to write a blog on a non game day which should have been titled Pool and Poon.
- A_SteamingLombardi

Well she learned her lesson now I suppose

I didnt know she used to live round here, but I did know that wasnt her.

I could post hundreds of pictures of her, but the majority of them would get me banned for life.
- Gullzy

Apperantly she plays hocky to. Lol, "The more you know!"

Inadvisable things to say to your possible future Father-in-Law care of yours truly....

Don't worry, Sir, I only shoot up on weekends now

schooling? well, I majored in Pimping with a minor in Coke-Mule Management but my real passion is X-rated origami and scratch n sniff Kamasutra

I knew I was in love with your daughter the first time I saw her peel a banana with her tongue

Wow, your other – and sooo much younger - daughter is, like, totally @#%!% hot too!!

‘Stabby’? oh, that’s just the nickname they gave me in the psychiatric ward in the slammer

Well she learned her lesson now I suppose
- bezz44

Carol has a high patience threshold

(let's not push it )

Carol takes the time to write a blog on a non game day which should have been titled Pool and Poon.
- A_SteamingLombardi

There is absolutely nothing to talk about with the 4 day layoff. Boys will be boys.

you've been hanging around Bieksa too long, but yes, I'm gonna start auto-dialing Duchene at 3 in the morning asking if he knows that my life depends on winning this @#$# pool
- Zogg

I sent you an offer

I sent you an offer
- LeftCoaster

Thanks Lefty, good quality young player but I'm going to have to stick it out and see if Duchene can't get it @#$#@ going (I mean, seriously, he IS going to get it going, right? right? )

Apperantly she plays hocky to. Lol, "The more you know!"
- vancity787

care to re-hash who you are referring to?

Thanks Lefty, good quality young player but I'm going to have to stick it out and see if Duchene can't get it @#$#@ going (I mean, seriously, he IS going to get it going, right? right? )
- Zogg

What if I include a winger with him?

Inadvisable things to say to your possible future Father-in-Law care of yours truly....

Don't worry, Sir, I only shoot up on weekends now

schooling? well, I majored in Pimping with a minor in Coke-Mule Management but my real passion is X-rated origami and scratch n sniff Kamasutra

I knew I was in love with your daughter the first time I saw her peel a banana with her tongue

Wow, your other – and sooo much younger - daughter is, like, totally @#%!% hot too!!

‘Stabby’? oh, that’s just the nickname they gave me in the psychiatric ward in the slammer
- Zogg

Me and Lums this week in the pool, I'm gonna squash him like the little British female dog he is.


(sorry Lums I just said that for affect)

Not too shaggy - gotta love Asian lasses (although they really have a different mind-set than North American women - if you aren't making huge coin then you might as well be a tic on a mangy hedgehog, is how much lovey-lovely you get )
- Zogg

I make okay coin. I should double that amount in about two years. #expansion