I love Burke.
- Fakepartofme

wish we still had him...but imagine what this team would've looked like if he was still here..

Sup d!ckweeds?

The usual everyone bickering but no one listening..

I'm feeling kinda inconsistent and erratic. Almost like I don't have an identity.

wish we still had him...but imagine what this team would've looked like if he was still here..
- MCharisma91

Hard to imagine Dion getting that contract if he was still GM

Hard to imagine Dion getting that contract if he was still GM
- Arctic_AARDVARK

that, and Orr/McLaren would've still been with the big club.

3rd in division, 65th in league. You?
- lumlums

You probably have more points..but 35th

I've had some easy weeks

bunch of pukes!! LOL

http://www.sportsnet.ca/h...-maple-leafs-media-pukes/
- CarlitoBrigante

Let's play 10 questions:

1. Who is better, Phaneuf or Franson?

2. Who is the Leafs best defenseman currently?

3. Do you think there are teams that would trade for Phaneuf?

4. Who should centre Phil Kessel?

5. Who should be captain if Phaneuf gets moved/stripped of captaincy?

6. Do the Leafs need to add more veteran presence?

7. Is Bernier a good #1 goalie?

8. What coach could the Leafs realistically target if Carlyle was fired mid-season?

9. Do you prefer Nonis or Burke as GM?

10. Do you see space or room on NHL rosters for goons like McLaren or Orr again in the future?
- twiztedmike

IN CASE YOU MISSED IT

Let's play 10 questions:

1. Who is better, Phaneuf or Franson?
Phaneuf

2. Who is the Leafs best defenseman currently?
Polak

3. Do you think there are teams that would trade for Phaneuf?
yes

4. Who should centre Phil Kessel?
gardiner

5. Who should be captain if Phaneuf gets moved/stripped of captaincy?
Komorov

6. Do the Leafs need to add more veteran presence?
yes

7. Is Bernier a good #1 goalie?
no

8. What coach could the Leafs realistically target if Carlyle was fired mid-season?
Bylsma

9. Do you prefer Nonis or Burke as GM?
Nonuts

10. Do you see space or room on NHL rosters for goons like McLaren or Orr again in the future?
- twiztedmike

depends

I know...I had to walk 4 blocks from my parking spot.
- Woderwick

once time at band camp........

Let's play 10 questions:

1. Who is better, Phaneuf or Franson?
Franson
2. Who is the Leafs best defenseman currently?
Rielly
3. Do you think there are teams that would trade for Phaneuf?
Yes, but won't offer much and we retain salary.
4. Who should centre Phil Kessel?
Unfortunately, nobody on the current roster
5. Who should be captain if Phaneuf gets moved/stripped of captaincy?
Nobody
6. Do the Leafs need to add more veteran presence?
No
7. Is Bernier a good #1 goalie?
Average
8. What coach could the Leafs realistically target if Carlyle was fired mid-season?
Bylsma
9. Do you prefer Nonis or Burke as GM?
Burke, by a country freaking mile. Does Nonis do *anything*?
10. Do you see space or room on NHL rosters for goons like McLaren or Orr again in the future?
No.
- twiztedmike

Let's play 10 questions:

1. Who is better, Phaneuf or Franson?

2. Who is the Leafs best defenseman currently?

3. Do you think there are teams that would trade for Phaneuf?

4. Who should centre Phil Kessel?

5. Who should be captain if Phaneuf gets moved/stripped of captaincy?

6. Do the Leafs need to add more veteran presence?

7. Is Bernier a good #1 goalie?

8. What coach could the Leafs realistically target if Carlyle was fired mid-season?

9. Do you prefer Nonis or Burke as GM?

10. Do you see space or room on NHL rosters for goons like McLaren or Orr again in the future?
- twiztedmike

Franeuf
Rieneuf
Nes
Crosby
Captain crunch
Only on Remembrance Day
Yeo
Don Cherry
JFJ (off the grid)
Perhaps.

Franeuf
Rieneuf
Nes
Crosby
Captain crunch
Only on Remembrance Day
Yeo
Don Cherry
JFJ (off the grid)
Perhaps.
- Arctic_AARDVARK

the best one

Sup d!ckweeds?

The usual everyone bickering but no one listening..

I'm feeling kinda inconsistent and erratic. Almost like I don't have an identity.
- Arctic_AARDVARK

pepto bismol dude! should help to fix you up!

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the
place.
- Woderwick

hello mister steven wright

must be UG in a new account
- Feeling Glucky?

Check the date that I joined.

hello mister steven wright
- Dozzer

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now he's gone

STL over BOS
NYI over TB
PIT over MTL
WPG over NJD
ANA over CGY
DAL over CAR
WSH over ARI

that's who I played for Point Spread for tonight.

Let's play 10 questions:

1. Who is better, Phaneuf or Franson?
Phaneuf

2. Who is the Leafs best defenseman currently?
Phaneuf

3. Do you think there are teams that would trade for Phaneuf?
yes

4. Who should centre Phil Kessel?
Kadri is the best we have

5. Who should be captain if Phaneuf gets moved/stripped of captaincy?
DAAAAAVEY CLARKMAN

6. Do the Leafs need to add more veteran presence?
No

7. Is Bernier a good #1 goalie?
yes

8. What coach could the Leafs realistically target if Carlyle was fired mid-season?
Dan Bylsma

9. Do you prefer Nonis or Burke as GM?
Burke

10. Do you see space or room on NHL rosters for goons like McLaren or Orr again in the future?
Nope

Let's play 10 questions:

1. Who is better, Phaneuf or Franson?
Phaneuf

2. Who is the Leafs best defenseman currently?
Phaneuf

3. Do you think there are teams that would trade for Phaneuf?
yes

4. Who should centre Phil Kessel?
Kadri is the best we have

5. Who should be captain if Phaneuf gets moved/stripped of captaincy?
DAAAAAVEY CLARKMAN

6. Do the Leafs need to add more veteran presence?
No

7. Is Bernier a good #1 goalie?
yes

8. What coach could the Leafs realistically target if Carlyle was fired mid-season?
Dan Bylsma

9. Do you prefer Nonis or Burke as GM?
Burke

10. Do you see space or room on NHL rosters for goons like McLaren or Orr again in the future?
Nope
- TheThrill

love all your answers. All on point.

How it will shake out tonight.

Leafs will come out hard, with a number of great scoring chances and will outshoot Nashville in the first 10 minutes.

They will then settle in trading chances, until Nashville gets a powerplay goal in the last 90 seconds of the period.

In the second, the Leafs will trade scoring chance, but will be outscored 2 - 1 in the period and be down 2.

In the third, Kessel will score a powerplay goal, 6 minutes in and the Leafs will storm the net for the next 10 minutes.

Franson, or someone like him, will make a bad pinch and Nashville will score on a 2 on 1.

Leafs will put on the pressure and come up short, when Clarkson misses an open net in the last minute.

Preds 4, Leafs 2.

Typical Tuesday Night formula for the ACC.

How it will shake out tonight.

Leafs will come out hard, with a number of great scoring chances and will outshoot Nashville in the first 10 minutes.

They will then settle in trading chances, until Nashville gets a powerplay goal in the last 90 seconds of the period.

In the second, the Leafs will trade scoring chance, but will be outscored 2 - 1 in the period and be down 2.

In the third, Kessel will score a powerplay goal, 6 minutes in and the Leafs will storm the net for the next 10 minutes.

Franson, or someone like him, will make a bad pinch and Nashville will score on a 2 on 1.

Leafs will put on the pressure and come up short, when Bozak misses an open net in the last minute.

Preds 4, Leafs 2.

Typical Tuesday Night formula for the ACC.
- PrinceLH

Agree with it all, except I fixed the bolded

Agree with it all, except I fixed the bolded
- TheThrill

Yeah, sounds about right.

[quote=Aetherial]

How it will shake out tonight.

Leafs will come out hard, with a number of great scoring chances and will outshoot Nashville in the first 10 minutes.

They will then settle in trading chances, until Nashville gets a powerplay goal in the last 90 seconds of the period.

In the second, the Leafs will trade scoring chance, but will be outscored 2 - 1 in the period and be down 2.

In the third, Kessel will score a powerplay goal, 6 minutes in and the Leafs will storm the net for the next 10 minutes.

Franson, or someone like him, will make a bad pinch and Nashville will score on a 2 on 1.

Leafs will put on the pressure and come up short, when Clarkson misses an open net in the last minute.

Preds 4, Leafs 2.

Typical Tuesday Night formula for the ACC.
- PrinceLH

I think we'll whip Nashville's candy ass tonight. I have a gut feeling.

hello mister steven wright
- Dozzer

Every once in a while someone has to pull one of these gems out of his library.

I'm just realizing, although many were funny at the time, most are not passing the test of time.