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spitfire187
Edmonton Oilers
Location: 120mice, 30Rats, 8baby bunnys, 3 large rabbits and 2chickens, AB
Joined: 08.09.2009

Nov 20 @ 9:32 PM ET
13067890671..... Hit them up... Bet you won't.
- spitfire187

First one to call them gets a cold hard g....
spitfire187
Edmonton Oilers
Location: 120mice, 30Rats, 8baby bunnys, 3 large rabbits and 2chickens, AB
Joined: 08.09.2009

Nov 20 @ 9:33 PM ET
If JB wants to hang with us, he has to call these dudes
- DDM-Coga

batjester
Pittsburgh Penguins
Location: College hockey is way more competitive than the OHL - hanleyaj, WI
Joined: 03.09.2013

Nov 20 @ 9:35 PM ET
If JB wants to hang with us, he has to call these dudes
- DDM-Coga

spitfire187
Edmonton Oilers
Location: 120mice, 30Rats, 8baby bunnys, 3 large rabbits and 2chickens, AB
Joined: 08.09.2009

Nov 20 @ 9:36 PM ET
All I know is I payed what I owe. You guys are on your own...
DDM-Coga
Colorado Avalanche
Location: If Chabot is not in the NHL, Ill revoke my account - AlfiesSald, AB
Joined: 07.24.2009

Nov 20 @ 9:39 PM ET
All I know is I payed what I owe. You guys are on your own...
- spitfire187


so lets back it up here for a second.

Your cousin trusted for you to look after her pet rabbit in a house full of snakes and while having no idea you had 2,200 bucks worth of booze at your place.

You know what...she deserved to get that rabbit munched on
YzermanIsTheMan
Detroit Red Wings
Location: TN
Joined: 09.29.2013

Nov 20 @ 9:39 PM ET
13067890671..... Hit them up... Bet you won't.
- spitfire187

Started texting them
Reveen
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Who's your daddy ?, BC
Joined: 05.25.2011

Nov 20 @ 9:40 PM ET
13067890671..... Hit them up... Bet you won't.
- spitfire187


Texting them as we speak....

(Reveen) Hey you greasy fukin Limeys, you messed with my snake wrangling friend HA

(Greasy Limey) What's it to ya, ya fukin wanker

(Reveen) You better give him back his skrilla

(Greasy Limey) Get Stuffed !!!

(Reveen) Speaking of getting stuffed, how would you feel if I rammed a steak knife up your Richard hole while stuffing a broken beer bottle up your buddies corn hole.

(Greasy Limey)
Reveen
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Who's your daddy ?, BC
Joined: 05.25.2011

Nov 20 @ 9:42 PM ET
All I know is I payed what I owe. You guys are on your own...
- spitfire187


I'm confused... did you actually order liquor from these guys ?
YzermanIsTheMan
Detroit Red Wings
Location: TN
Joined: 09.29.2013

Nov 20 @ 9:43 PM ET
Texting them as we speak....

(Reveen) Hey you greasy fukin Limeys, you messed with my snake wrangling friend HA

(Greasy Limey) What's it to ya, ya fukin wanker

(Reveen) You better give him back his skrilla

(Greasy Limey) Get Stuffed !!!

(Reveen) Speaking of getting stuffed, how would you feel if I rammed a steak knige up your Richard hole while stuffing a broken beer bottle up your buddies corn hole.

(Greasy Limey)

- Reveen

And I just sent them HA's wish list of possible Richard tortures that he enjoyes. Top three include:
1. Fileting the helmet.
2. Electrodes.
3. Men biting until blood appears.
DDM-Coga
Colorado Avalanche
Location: If Chabot is not in the NHL, Ill revoke my account - AlfiesSald, AB
Joined: 07.24.2009

Nov 20 @ 9:43 PM ET
I'm confused... did you actually order liquor from these guys ?
- Reveen


like he actually remembers that
spitfire187
Edmonton Oilers
Location: 120mice, 30Rats, 8baby bunnys, 3 large rabbits and 2chickens, AB
Joined: 08.09.2009

Nov 20 @ 9:43 PM ET
Started texting them
- YzermanIsTheMan

Pfffff... Text... wussy...
spitfire187
Edmonton Oilers
Location: 120mice, 30Rats, 8baby bunnys, 3 large rabbits and 2chickens, AB
Joined: 08.09.2009

Nov 20 @ 9:44 PM ET
Texting them as we speak....

(Reveen) Hey you greasy fukin Limeys, you messed with my snake wrangling friend HA

(Greasy Limey) What's it to ya, ya fukin wanker

(Reveen) You better give him back his skrilla

(Greasy Limey) Get Stuffed !!!

(Reveen) Speaking of getting stuffed, how would you feel if I rammed a steak knife up your Richard hole while stuffing a broken beer bottle up your buddies corn hole.

(Greasy Limey)

- Reveen


K your gonna get me killed....
DDM-Coga
Colorado Avalanche
Location: If Chabot is not in the NHL, Ill revoke my account - AlfiesSald, AB
Joined: 07.24.2009

Nov 20 @ 9:44 PM ET
K your gonna get me killed....

- spitfire187


don't be a wussy, they will cut you at the very most, maybe get a little bit stabbed but they won't kill you, you're a source of income to t hem
spitfire187
Edmonton Oilers
Location: 120mice, 30Rats, 8baby bunnys, 3 large rabbits and 2chickens, AB
Joined: 08.09.2009

Nov 20 @ 9:45 PM ET
I'm confused... did you actually order liquor from these guys ?
- Reveen

Well YA... I guess... I got a case of the poop...
DDM-Coga
Colorado Avalanche
Location: If Chabot is not in the NHL, Ill revoke my account - AlfiesSald, AB
Joined: 07.24.2009

Nov 20 @ 9:45 PM ET
Well YA... I guess... I got a case of the poop...
- spitfire187


pics
YzermanIsTheMan
Detroit Red Wings
Location: TN
Joined: 09.29.2013

Nov 20 @ 9:45 PM ET
Pfffff... Text... wussy...
- spitfire187

I'll call them pretending to be your mom and say you'll (frank) them up with a tire iron next time they come by your house.
spitfire187
Edmonton Oilers
Location: 120mice, 30Rats, 8baby bunnys, 3 large rabbits and 2chickens, AB
Joined: 08.09.2009

Nov 20 @ 9:46 PM ET
I hate you all.....
spitfire187
Edmonton Oilers
Location: 120mice, 30Rats, 8baby bunnys, 3 large rabbits and 2chickens, AB
Joined: 08.09.2009

Nov 20 @ 9:46 PM ET
pics
- DDM-Coga

Ok
Reveen
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Who's your daddy ?, BC
Joined: 05.25.2011

Nov 20 @ 9:47 PM ET
I hate you all.....
- spitfire187


You should have promised them that your ex would let them tag team her for $2200
YzermanIsTheMan
Detroit Red Wings
Location: TN
Joined: 09.29.2013

Nov 20 @ 9:49 PM ET
You should have promised them that your ex would let them tag team her for $2200
- Reveen

He could of given them like 50 snakes.
Reveen
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Who's your daddy ?, BC
Joined: 05.25.2011

Nov 20 @ 9:50 PM ET
He could of given them like 50 snakes.
- YzermanIsTheMan


Trouser Snakes ?
batjester
Pittsburgh Penguins
Location: College hockey is way more competitive than the OHL - hanleyaj, WI
Joined: 03.09.2013

Nov 20 @ 9:51 PM ET
Well YA... I guess... I got a case of the poop...
- spitfire187

You guess??? That's (frank)ing hilarious. Next time ask far a receipt.



Edit: For, not far. (frank)ing phone.
YzermanIsTheMan
Detroit Red Wings
Location: TN
Joined: 09.29.2013

Nov 20 @ 9:52 PM ET
Trouser Snakes ?
- Reveen

I bet he received their trouser snakes in his snake hole. Probably got a trouser snake orgy ball going in that hole to pay for that absinthe.
Ihatebrianburke
Edmonton Oilers
Location: edmonton, AB
Joined: 12.19.2010

Nov 20 @ 9:53 PM ET
Well YA... I guess... I got a case of the poop...
- spitfire187

Have you tried it yet? Is it toilet wine?
Reveen
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Who's your daddy ?, BC
Joined: 05.25.2011

Nov 20 @ 9:53 PM ET
I bet he received their trouser snakes in his snake hole. Probably got a trouser snake orgy ball going in that hole to pay for that absinthe.
- YzermanIsTheMan


I'm sure they took him to the "bank"..... It was probably the british sperm "bank" and he made a withdrawl and recieved a deposit.
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