I love how use the word kid for an adult makes you look so old

Kidding, I ya rutts!
- Oilers4Life14

Was attempting to sound like a genuine southern redneck......but yes....I am old. But my lil science experiments liver is like twice my age.

I posted a gif of two girls performing a taco eating contest and deleted it within 30 seconds.. but I drunkenly forgot the mods can see deleted posts. So, now yman is banned until the new fiscal year.
- CreepyPasta

Right right, now I remember haha

Was attempting to sound like a genuine southern redneck......but yes....I am old. But my lil science experiments liver is like twice my age.
- ruttager17

50 = Old

38 = Old to a 16 year old.

Don't you mean some poster named "yman" that you know of, but in no way are/or associate with him??? Sounds like an alt to me.
- ruttager17

I will be careful:

- CreepyPasta

TASTE THE RAINBOW!!!

Might be time for a coach like this

- Dangles13

Love this one too, gives me chills - somehow I doubt Oilers pre-game is like this. Fukk I'd love to envision our team this way:

I need Toews and Saad to get hat tricks tonight.
- CreepyPasta

(frank) Toews!

Sup Spud. How bad is the sh!tkicking gonna be tonight?
- ruttager17

Oh it won't be bad. The Oilers will probably win tonight and everyone will get a boner and think everything is fine, their turning a corner. I think it will take a 7 game Smid before any change comes.
The Oilers will probably go W1, L4,W2,L5, W1, L5, and so on and so on until we have a top 2 pick clinched and we close out the season with 4 straight wins.

50 = Old

38 = Old to a 16 year old.
- Oilers4Life14

I am old to the 20 somethings I am in school with too....but got asked for ID at Boston Pizza a couple weeks back, so we will see if those lil fuc#heads can say that in 15 or so years. I also feel pretty young around the old folks home too....and not just cause of the residents, cause of some of the workers too.

50 = Old

38 = Old to a 16 year old.
- Oilers4Life14

16=retarded partially developed idiot to a 39 yr old.

Oh it won't be bad. The Oilers will probably win tonight and everyone will get a boner and think everything is fine, their turning a corner. I think it will take a 7 game Smid before any change comes.
The Oilers will probably go W1, L4,W2,L5, W1, L5, and so on and so on until we have a top 2 pick clinched and we close out the season with 4 straight wins.
- Jeropotato

Best hope now is to finish 25th or 26th, one or two spots better than last year, and win the lottery.

(frank) Toews!
- laughs2907

I saw your female doging post in the JJ thread.

Best hope now is to finish 25th or 26th, one or two spots better than last year, and win the lottery.
- ruttager17

I was listening to the radio and the (frank)head host answered a text suggesting a trade of a major piece for a D-Man, and the guy was saying we shouldn't try to improve our defense because we have a real good shot at McDavid.

(frank) me. Nothing changes.

There is nothing about this team that is better than last year. They are the same poop. Tough to watch them play without getting a migraine.

I was listening to the radio and the (frank)head host answered a text suggesting a trade of a major piece for a D-Man, and the guy was saying we shouldn't try to improve our defense because we have a real good shot at McDavid.

(frank) me. Nothing changes.
- Jeropotato

I'm beginning to think Jurco_28 is the prock/Alex_Oil/jake424242424244224two/baranby of the Wings fanbase.

There is nothing about this team that is better than last year. They are the same poop. Tough to watch them play without getting a migraine.
- Oildrum

100% Bubba.what has actually changed since the Tambellini era?

I'm beginning to think Jurco_28 is the prock/Alex_Oil/jake424242424244224two/baranby of the Wings fanbase.
- CreepyPasta

Yeah I saw that (frank)er an you were going at it.

Yeah I saw that (frank)er an you were going at it.
- Jeropotato

You guys like Cleary when he was an Oiler?

You guys like Cleary when he was an Oiler?
- CreepyPasta

That was a loooooooooong time ago....and not as much as I like him as a wing....but he got all the tools he needed in Edmonton.

That was a loooooooooong time ago....and not as much as I like him as a wing....but he got all the tools he needed in Edmonton.
- ruttager17

Cleary was like Draper for us, a great middle six pickup who put in a lot of good years and is great in the playoffs for the Wings and brings a LOT of grit.

A western conference team in town tonight. Now's your chance to right the ship.

A western conference team in town tonight. Now's your chance to right the ship.
- Dieselhead

Love this one too, gives me chills - somehow I doubt Oilers pre-game is like this. Fukk I'd love to envision our team this way:


- Salvo

*eakins pregame*

"Hey guys, uhm lets use the run and gun tatic. Hunt, you and Schultz start on defense, qnd uh, Scrivens make sure you don't let in 8 goals, anything less than that is fine.

K lets go out guys and try our hardest! The fans wont care if we win or lose! And Mact is a fuktard because he wont fire me!"

You guys like Cleary when he was an Oiler?
- CreepyPasta

No but he was supposed to be a top 6 winger, didn't work very hard and didn't score. I understand he was drinking a lot back then and didn't clean up u til his career was on the ropes.

A western conference team in town tonight. Now's your chance to right the ship.
- Dieselhead

Right the ship?

I guess we'll ward off the scurvy for a day or two. Yarrrr.