Thank god I had my own hockey game tonight. Something has to change
- OilerFan16

Your avatar???

My suggestion:

what? no Oilers tattoo? he wasnt the Bs captain....
- truthservedcold

WOW. You sure know your hockey.

Your avatar???

My suggestion:


- lumlums

Such a great suggestion!

You ever look at how many oilers are overpaid? It's alarming.

Hall, Joensuu, Pinizotto, Petry, Perron are the 5 I can think of that aren't. Arco and Marincin, fine but they're on ELCs.

All you Shultz haters out there.

OILERS SCORE!!!

Plan the parade!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Something to build on!!!

YAY!!! Eakin's job has been SAVED!!!!!!

We're improving!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

I never talk about hockey, so how would you know this??? You haven't been talking about hockey either......Wait, you paid for seats to the Oilers??? You fuc#ing moron. You are putting even more money in Katz's pockets for failure.
- ruttager17

exactly. you DONT talk about hockey. all my posts are related to this franking joke of a "franchise". you post on here like these people are your friends. its franking pathetic, and annoying. talk about hockey on a hockey website you dumb frank. also, the fact you say im pissed cause my "boycott" idea wont work is franking laughable. a) it was some other donks suggestion, b) you couldnt even participate cause youre a broke frank. so, you have nothing to contribute regarding hockey and have no ability to actually impact the team (voting with your feet). i hope youre a teenager so you have time to turn things around, otherwise i kinda feel sorry for you. like the oilers. guess you are a fan!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

OILERS SCORE!!!

Plan the parade!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Something to build on!!!

YAY!!! Eakin's job has been SAVED!!!!!!

We're improving!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
- laughs2907

Eakins probably just did the smallest fist pump in his pocket. "Safe for another day!!"

OILERS SCORE!!!

Plan the parade!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Something to build on!!!

YAY!!! Eakin's job has been SAVED!!!!!!

We're improving!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
- laughs2907

(frank), now I'm going to lose my head to head

(frank), now I'm going to lose my head to head
- AdamFrench

That's not allowed in Russia

*Arrests Frenchy*

(frank), now I'm going to lose my head to head
- AdamFrench

You've never had head, so what are you losing?

OILERS SCORE!!!

Plan the parade!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Something to build on!!!

YAY!!! Eakin's job has been SAVED!!!!!!

We're improving!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
- laughs2907

Seriously if the Oilers make it 6-2 there's going to be idiots out there who don't treat this like the rock bottom it is.

"Well at least they showed some fight hurr durr"

exactly. you DONT talk about hockey. all my posts are related to this franking joke of a "franchise". you post on here like these people are your friends. its franking pathetic, and annoying. talk about hockey on a hockey website you dumb frank. also, the fact you say im pissed cause my "boycott" idea wont work is franking laughable. a) it was some other donks suggestion, b) you couldnt even participate cause youre a broke frank. so, you have nothing to contribute regarding hockey and have no ability to actually impact the team (voting with your feet). i hope youre a teenager so you have time to turn things around, otherwise i kinda feel sorry for you. like the oilers. guess you are a fan!
- truthservedcold

There are about 2% of posters here that actually talk about hockey. How exactly can it be annoying when you are in no way forced to read any of it? Is your addiction to HB that strong, that you get all pi$$y when someone isn't talking hockey??? Let me guess. You go to the Oilers games, sit in your seats, and check to see what is read on HB?

Eakins probably just did the smallest fist pump in his pocket. "Safe for another day!!"
- AvsAnonymous

MacT: I see we scored 1 goal tonight... You're safe for another day, (Dallas) Eakins.

*Eakin's wife comes in and removes her top*

MacT: Yup... As I was saying... You're safe for another year.

True. But did Sakic's teams constantly finish bottom 5? Honest question since I was too young to follow/watch his early career.
- Nucker101

Yup. They drafted Nolan, Sundin and Lindros in succession, all 1st overall.

Seriously if the Oilers make it 6-2 there's going to be idiots out there who don't treat this like the rock bottom it is.

"Well at least they showed some fight hurr durr"
- Morris

7-1...

We're improving though.

MacT: I see we scored 1 goal tonight... You're safe for another day, (Dallas) Eakins.

*Eakin's wife comes in and removes her top*

MacT: Yup... As I was saying... You're safe for another year.
- laughs2907

Eakins: "uh really honey uhh we talked about this uh you don't have to do this, we scored a goal"

You've never had head that you didn't pay for, so what are you losing?
- whipper334

Fixed.

So I quit watching the game after the 2-0 goal to watch Sin City 2 (not bad). Turn back to the game to see a 7-1 score. I have soooooo much Oilers pride right now.

I expect the oilers will have a news conference tomorrow.

— Rod Phillips (@oilvoice37) November 23, 2014

Eakins: "uh really honey uhh we talked about this uh you don't have to do this, we scored a goal"
- AvsAnonymous

Why you gotta ruin a perfectly good porn intro???

Eakins: "uh really honey uhh we talked about this uh you don't have to do this, we scored a goal"
- AvsAnonymous

True... He'll save her for the next time we're shutout.

You've never had head, so what are you losing?
- whipper334

Boooooooooo

I expect the oilers will have a news conference tomorrow.

— Rod Phillips (@oilvoice37) November 23, 2014

- Morris

Oilers announce David Perron as the new Assistant Manager of Analytics.