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Jeropotato
Season Ticket Holder
Edmonton Oilers
Joined: 01.03.2013

Nov 23 @ 1:07 AM ET
Ask laughs cause he shows a ton of emotion when he poo's
- ruttager17

I don't actually want to view the process or the man responsible' facial expression.
Adam French
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: Isn't Cooley 5"11? You know who else is 5"11? Sydney Crosby. - Scabeh
Joined: 04.06.2011

Nov 23 @ 1:07 AM ET
I knew I liked you *fatmarsh bump*
- DDM-Coga

We ride together, we die together

*attempts to kiss on lips like Don Cherry on Kadri...totes no homo*
Morris
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Hall looks disengaged, NS
Joined: 07.18.2007

Nov 23 @ 1:08 AM ET
The Oilers recent disaster began with the Yakupov Slide

karma

look up their record since

- RoloTahmasee

154 games since #YakCelly:

52-78-18

154 games leading up to #YakCelly:

54-75-19

So that's now been proven to be bullpoop. In fact, it's almost as bullpoop as it could possibly be.
Jeropotato
Season Ticket Holder
Edmonton Oilers
Joined: 01.03.2013

Nov 23 @ 1:08 AM ET
Press conference tommorow where Mac T expresses his confidence in Eakins.

Book it (frank) holes.
Oilers4Life14
Detroit Red Wings
Location: ON
Joined: 03.06.2013

Nov 23 @ 1:08 AM ET
Wow! That was the fastest game of pick up hockey I've ever seen in my life. I've been following you guys from a distance so far this season, but after watch an entire game of this stuff, I can see why you're all on the ledge ready to jump.

What must be most frustrating is that you have a ton of speed and talent, but not one of these players has a brain in his skull. I can't believe that Eakins is telling these guys to skate in circles and whack at the puck until a 3 on 2 in your favor develops. This is all on the players. If I were Eakins I'd say, "So you're trying to get me fired? well frank you, we're running a trap just like Lemaire used to."

Good luck with McDavid even though I'm pissed that you guys are going to burn another high end talent.

- Dieselhead




(frank)ing stalker
Morris
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Hall looks disengaged, NS
Joined: 07.18.2007

Nov 23 @ 1:08 AM ET
You guys ever watch HNIC in Punjabi? It's awesome!
- Jeropotato

Yeah, I wish I could understand what it's saying because they go apepoop
HB77
Edmonton Oilers
Location: PC is a genius for drafting mcdavid
Joined: 02.20.2007

Nov 23 @ 1:09 AM ET
Wow! That was the fastest game of pick up hockey I've ever seen in my life. I've been following you guys from a distance so far this season, but after watch an entire game of this stuff, I can see why you're all on the ledge ready to jump.

What must be most frustrating is that you have a ton of speed and talent, but not one of these players has a brain in his skull. I can't believe that Eakins is telling these guys to skate in circles and whack at the puck until a 3 on 2 in your favor develops. This is all on the players. If I were Eakins I'd say, "So you're trying to get me fired? well frank you, we're running a trap just like Lemaire used to."

Good luck with McDavid even though I'm pissed that you guys are going to burn another high end talent.

- Dieselhead

im so down for this.

lets take it a step further and actually hire him if we do in fact scapegoat Eakins tomorrow
Jeropotato
Season Ticket Holder
Edmonton Oilers
Joined: 01.03.2013

Nov 23 @ 1:10 AM ET
154 games since #YakCelly:

52-78-18

154 games leading up to #YakCelly:

54-75-19

So that's now been proven to be bullpoop. In fact, it's almost as bullpoop as it could possibly be.

- Morris

That Chapmans ice cream slices poop looks good.
Morris
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Hall looks disengaged, NS
Joined: 07.18.2007

Nov 23 @ 1:10 AM ET
What else could he say without it becoming a huge story?
- EagleNuck

And to be fair I'd be (frank)ing pissed if a guy that's been around the team through as many coaches as he has says "yeah, it's all the coach's fault"
RoloTahmasee
Joined: 07.24.2009

Nov 23 @ 1:10 AM ET
You see em getting booed on the way to the dressing room?

Wow

Brutal
Jeropotato
Season Ticket Holder
Edmonton Oilers
Joined: 01.03.2013

Nov 23 @ 1:11 AM ET


(frank)ing stalker

- Oilers4Life14

He's been watching the oilers from the bushes with his penis in his hand.
Morris
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Hall looks disengaged, NS
Joined: 07.18.2007

Nov 23 @ 1:12 AM ET
That Chapmans ice cream slices poop looks good.
- Jeropotato

I hate chapmans

I haven't had ice cream in a while though. GF replaced it all with frozen yogurt...
Jeropotato
Season Ticket Holder
Edmonton Oilers
Joined: 01.03.2013

Nov 23 @ 1:12 AM ET
And to be fair I'd be (frank)ing pissed if a guy that's been around the team through as many coaches as he has says "yeah, it's all the coach's fault"
- Morris

He should come out there and say " the forwards are fine but our goalies and Defensemen are crap"....that would be hilarious.
CreepyPasta
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Ghost of HA's liver. #shutupJB
Joined: 10.05.2014

Nov 23 @ 1:13 AM ET
I blame this loss on Eakins and Jero.
NewfieStud
Toronto Maple Leafs
Joined: 03.04.2013

Nov 23 @ 1:13 AM ET
Remember H.O.P.E.?


We truly are the most gullible, stupid fans in Hockey.

- Jeropotato

Nope......us Leaf fans are!
Morris
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Hall looks disengaged, NS
Joined: 07.18.2007

Nov 23 @ 1:13 AM ET
Jeropotato
Season Ticket Holder
Edmonton Oilers
Joined: 01.03.2013

Nov 23 @ 1:14 AM ET
I hate chapmans

I haven't had ice cream in a while though. GF replaced it all with frozen yogurt...

- Morris

Probably got tired of strapping that girdle on you every morning before work.
HB77
Edmonton Oilers
Location: PC is a genius for drafting mcdavid
Joined: 02.20.2007

Nov 23 @ 1:14 AM ET
Aulie is the best player we have.
Jeropotato
Season Ticket Holder
Edmonton Oilers
Joined: 01.03.2013

Nov 23 @ 1:15 AM ET
I blame this loss on Eakins and Jero.
- CreepyPasta

Suck thy cock, peasant.
CreepyPasta
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Ghost of HA's liver. #shutupJB
Joined: 10.05.2014

Nov 23 @ 1:15 AM ET
Suck thy cock, peasant.
- Jeropotato

Suck my Jokinen you buttmunch.
CreepyPasta
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Ghost of HA's liver. #shutupJB
Joined: 10.05.2014

Nov 23 @ 1:16 AM ET
Nope......us Leaf fans are!
- NewfieStud

LEAFS SUCK!
Morris
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Hall looks disengaged, NS
Joined: 07.18.2007

Nov 23 @ 1:16 AM ET
He should come out there and say " the forwards are fine but our goalies and Defensemen are crap"....that would be hilarious.
- Jeropotato

It's funny to think about what each player thinks is the problem.

Hall: "Everyone born before the fall of the Berlin wall on this team sucks"

Perron: "man Hall and Eberle would be so much better if they weren't afraid of getting the cycle going"

Petry: "It'd be nice to see any of you (frank)s back on defense sometimes".

Ference: "It starts with cultivating a winning environment. and by that I mean trying to save the environment. And something about gay pride I think?"

Schultz: "This team is really letting me down"
RoloTahmasee
Joined: 07.24.2009

Nov 23 @ 1:16 AM ET
this definitely looks to be worth burning a year of Draisatle's ELC....
Morris
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Hall looks disengaged, NS
Joined: 07.18.2007

Nov 23 @ 1:17 AM ET
Probably got tired of strapping that girdle on you every morning before work.
- Jeropotato

bumhole
ruttager17
Edmonton Oilers
Location: "Don't worry about me, worry about yourself". -EKLB DNZ supreme , AB
Joined: 10.21.2011

Nov 23 @ 1:17 AM ET


(frank)ing stalker

- Oilers4Life14

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