- BiggE

Hey RJ...I gotta show you something over here on the corner of 16th and Allegheny at 11:37 PM....

Akeson gets waived. And if he gets claimed, he gets claimed.
- MBFlyerfan

akeson was already in and out of the line up do you want laughton doing that?

Akeson gets waived. And if he gets claimed, he gets claimed.
- MBFlyerfan

I'd be very surprised if he was claimed. Also doubt anyone would claim VDV or Corpseberger if either was waived as well

Akeson gets waived. And if he gets claimed, he gets claimed.
- MBFlyerfan

Or VandeVelde

Hey RJ...I gotta show you something over here on the corner of 16th and Allegheny at 11:37 PM....
- Giroux_Is_God

Now you're talkin!

I'd be very surprised if he was claimed. Also doubt anyone would claim VDV or Corpseberger if either was waived as well
- BiggE

Nobody's claiming Umberger. No way, no how

Swiss cheese

The Eagles secondary is the RJ Umberger of NFL secondaries

Nobody's claiming Umberger. No way, no how
- Jsaquella

His own mother won't even claim him

The Eagles secondary is the RJ Umberger of NFL secondaries
- BiggE

His own mother won't even claim him
- BiggE

Somewhere out there, a hospital just admitted RJ to the burn unit.

The Eagles secondary is the RJ Umberger of NFL secondaries
- BiggE

pretty (frank)ing awful

I'd be very surprised if he was claimed. Also doubt anyone would claim VDV or Corpseberger if either was waived as well
- BiggE

Akeson is the only player that has a remote chance of being claimed.

@BobRbrts: Jake also has 137 points in 149 games since the start of the 2012-13 season when he became a 1st liner. That's 12th best in the league

Yeah, he's only just becoming elite

@BobRbrts: Jake also has 137 points in 149 games since the start of the 2012-13 season when he became a 1st liner. That's 12th best in the league

Yeah, he's only just becoming elite
- Jsaquella

When he goes "shoot first, pass second," I'm not so certain he can't get 100 points, as a winger, which ain't easy to do

@BobRbrts: Jake also has 137 points in 149 games since the start of the 2012-13 season when he became a 1st liner. That's 12th best in the league

Yeah, he's only just becoming elite
- Jsaquella

Depends on the criteria you want to use and what you consider elite. Voracek was 38th last year in scoring. That doesn't put him in the elite category in how I look at it. Bryan Little outscored Voracek last year. Is he elite?

@BobRbrts: Jake also has 137 points in 149 games since the start of the 2012-13 season when he became a 1st liner. That's 12th best in the league

Yeah, he's only just becoming elite
- Jsaquella

What keeps the JVR thing from driving me insane is that I pretend that Voracek was the 2007 lottery pick they got and that it was Couturier, Luke Schenn and Cousins for Carter

That makes me feel better

@BobRbrts: Jake also has 137 points in 149 games since the start of the 2012-13 season when he became a 1st liner. That's 12th best in the league

Yeah, he's only just becoming elite
- Jsaquella

He's a (frank)in animal dawgg

What keeps the JVR thing from driving me insane is that I pretend that Voracek was the 2007 lottery pick they got and that it was Couturier, Luke Schenn and Cousins for Carter

That makes me feel better

- AllInForFlyers

it's downright laughable
- 2Real

if i really, truly cared about the eagles i wouldn't be laughing.

I know we're not talking about the same guy but the connection is obvious.

Me and my brother just yell FLETCHA CAHHHX all the time and we think it's hilarious. Just not even when he makes a good play- just every time he makes a play.

My boring, useless short story is now over. I hope you guys enjoyed it.
- Giroux_Is_God

it was great. please tell it again.

They can shoot him.
- Jsaquella

who pulls the trigger(s)?

FLETCHA CAHHHHXXX

it was great. please tell it again.
- hammarby31

Don't tell me what to do. But I'll oblige out of the goodness of my heart.

Me and my brother just yell FLETCHA CAHHHX all the time and we think it's hilarious. Just not even when he makes a good play- just every time he makes a play.

My boring, useless short story is now over. I hope you guys enjoyed it.

FLETCHA CAHHHHXXX
- Giroux_Is_God

well, there you go.