A few years back, around 9pm I needed a boost, so I called Ford roadside assistance.

You know what I got??

A (frank)ing cab with a set of jumper cables that looked home made, they didn't even reach the truck.

Then I called CAA and they sent a tow truck..
- pete26

Did you have a Ford?

Audi has been there every time for me.

do you call CAA with your onstar also?
- Symba007

I guess they could make that call for me if required yes.

I assume a majority of their calls are batteries, gas, locked keys etc.
- basementfloor

flat tires.

canadian tire auto club costs less than CAA, subcontract to CAA so it's CAA anyway and they tow free any distance to a Canadian Tire

not all cars have the button (or code for ford) on the handle to unlock if the key is close by
- Symba007

I can't lock my keys in the car. The only way to lock the doors is....with the key.

flat tires.
- stormey

dimpled Grolsch

Did you have a Ford?

Audi has been there every time for me.
- hscesq

What about when you crashed the car in your garage?
-Bingolady

dimpled Grolsch
- basementfloor

Highly possible.

Not sure the thoughts on having a career backup as your starter coming into the season?

Media: "Goaltending settled."
- stormey

unbelievable. aren't they embarrassed to make a move like this?

unbelievable. aren't they embarrassed to make a move like this?
- DoubleDown

Perry Pearn firing esque

i don't know, all the features and interviews with him that they did post draft and during rookie camp and full camp? all the beat writers saying what a mature kid he was, very funny, very affable and very comfortable in the surroundings compared to other kids his age they've seen come to camp in the past?
- Fountain-San

why don't you marry him

I can't lock my keys in the car. The only way to lock the doors is....with the key.
- hscesq

Wife's Acura is the same.

canadian tire auto club costs less than CAA, subcontract to CAA so it's CAA anyway and they tow free any distance to a Canadian Tire
- basementfloor

Cool will look into it.

Perry Pearn firing esque
- basementfloor

hum.

unbelievable. aren't they embarrassed to make a move like this?
- DoubleDown

Hard to believe they have any pride or honour left to feel embarrassed

hum.
- stinger67

ostiiiiiiie

why don't you marry him
- -davies-

Ha ha...YEAH!

Ha ha...YEAH!
- stormey

she's like a tack

I keep booster cables in my truck. You live in the middle of butt (frank) nowhere....you may wanna think about being prepared.
- stormey

I was in Edmonton.

I keep booster cables in my truck. You live in the middle of butt (frank) nowhere....you may wanna think about being prepared.
- stormey

right next to the beer

she's like a tack
- basementfloor

sit on it

no wait don't

Is this all rob121 approved?

I was in Edmonton.
- pete26

That is the capital of butt(frank) nowhere.

sit on it

no wait don't
- -davies-

too late it's on

Hard to believe they have any pride or honour left to feel embarrassed
- mr.peanut

Lowe: We gotta do something here Craig...
MacT: Our goalies really suck. Who's the goalie coach?
Lowe: Fred Chabot.
MacT: *puzzled* Don't recall him being part of those Cup teams...
Lowe: I'll send for him immediately.
MacT: Nice.