you and me both buddy. she was a terrible actress, but she was a huge crush at the time of being a kid.
- ChetManly

TMNT 1 was a GREAT movie. I still get chills remembering Raphael yelling "DAAAAAAAMNNNN!" after fighting Casey.

I know the feeling. My girlfriend in 6th grade turned out to be a furry artist (aspiring). My librarian was behind us when my gf brought me to her furnation site. It was awkward.
- CreepyPasta

so you've dated a furry, made out with a dude, popped a boner in front of your frat watching beastiality. What else are you keeping from us?

TMNT 1 was a GREAT movie. I still get chills remembering Raphael yelling "DAAAAAAAMNNNN!" after fighting Casey.
- CreepyPasta

That echo was so perfectly executed!!!! The pizza exchange with Mikey was the best. Who knew that a pizza box could fit so easily through a metal grating.

Like Ron White said, everyone's a little bit gay. You don't watch straight porn and get content seeing a flacid 2 inch (chet's) penis banging some chick. You want a raging huge one.
- CreepyPasta

This.... This is true...

so you've dated a furry, made out with a dude, popped a boner in front of your frat watching beastiality. What else are you keeping from us?
- ChetManly

All is true besides the boner. I said jk for a reason! If you really want my weird secrets, lemme finish my 20 oz drink which is probably 13 oz vodka.

Like Ron White said, everyone's a little bit gay. You don't watch straight porn and get content seeing a flacid 2 inch (ProfChaos's) penis banging some chick. You want a raging huge one.
- CreepyPasta

corrected. my penis is 13 inches long.

That echo was so perfectly executed!!!! The pizza exchange with Mikey was the best. Who knew that a pizza box could fit so easily through a metal grating.
- ChetManly

126 and an 1/8th? What?

Dude, down here!

What?

All is true besides the boner. I said jk for a reason! If you really want my weird secrets, lemme finish my 20 oz drink which is probably 13 oz vodka.
- CreepyPasta

"jk"

the true secrets should be shared on the reddit page!

corrected. my penis is 13 microns long.
- ChetManly

corrected. my penis is 13 inches long.
- ChetManly

Scientists hate him and his one quick trick...

That echo was so perfectly executed!!!! The pizza exchange with Mikey was the best. Who knew that a pizza box could fit so easily through a metal grating.
- ChetManly

Yes.... (frank) it I own It... I'm watching IT... Right (frank)ing now...

corrected. my penis is 13 inches long.
- ChetManly

I think you mispelled centimeters. You are Canadian.

so you've dated a furry, made out with a dude, popped a boner in front of your frat watching beastiality. What else are you keeping from us?
- ChetManly

This.... This is true...
- HouseArrest187

I love girl on girl, but when I rub one out, I prefer a good wussy slamming session. Not a "chet-can't-decide-if-he's-into-women-so-he's-telling-the-hot-chick-he-needs-a-moment-to-get-hard" movie.

I think you mispelled centimeters. You are Canadian.
- CreepyPasta

ok, 365mm in length.

Yes.... (frank) it I own It... I'm watching IT... Right (frank)ing now...
- HouseArrest187

I just watched it last night. That brings the times I saw that movie to well into the 300 range.

Scientists hate him and his one quick trick...
- AdamFrench

I sold out to Nigeria for the ad rights.

I just watched it last night. That brings the times I saw that movie to well into the 300 range.
- CreepyPasta

That's like me with Anchorman and Night at the Roxbury

ok, 365mm in length.
- ChetManly

When you put a ruler on top of a microscrope and look through it?

Yes.... (frank) it I own It... I'm watching IT... Right (frank)ing now...
- HouseArrest187

http://michaelangelosrave.ytmnd.com/

I love girl on girl, but when I rub one out, I prefer a good wussy slamming session. Not a "chet-can't-decide-if-he's-into-women-so-he's-telling-the-hot-chick-he-needs-a-moment-to-get-hard" movie.
- CreepyPasta

"can you bang my best friend for a few minutes?"

Scientists hate him and his one quick trick...
- AdamFrench

Frenchie! Give us some really awkward perverted quote that will silence even the likes of Jero. (Keep in mind, all of us will understand your quote is for shock value)

When you put a ruler on top of a microscrope and look through it?
- CreepyPasta

i didn't mean to confuse you with the metric system.

http://michaelangelosrave.ytmnd.com/
- oranje_blue91

SO AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!

I love girl on girl, but when I rub one out, I prefer a good wussy slamming session. Not a "chet-can't-decide-if-he's-into-women-so-he's-telling-the-hot-chick-he-needs-a-moment-to-get-hard" movie.
- CreepyPasta