I don't even know what to say to that -- they know they're bad. They knew they were going to be bad. They barely hide the fact that the INTENDED to be bad.

WTF happened to this franchise
- AllInForFlyers

I'll tell you what happened.

They have 5 #4-#5 defensemen in the starting lineup, and the 6th one is a #2.

Can't win like that.

The Flyers getting McDavid would be (frank)ing awesome, but uhhh...well..I guess we could POSSIBLY end up winning most games 6-4 with him as the #2 center

Just imagine the position we would be in if Jake didn't lay off the potstickers...
- hereticpride

Man, I can't even focus right now

The Sabres? Are you kidding me? They're on a two-year tanking plan! They signed Andrej Meszaros! They had every intention of being the worst team in the league -- even Edmonton didn't think they'd be as bad they are, and Carolina got off to the bad start with injuries.

But Buffalo KNEW they'd be bad. They accepted it! They want to pick first!

And the Flyers could be behind them at the quarter-pole?

WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF

I would hire him as GM of this team. He'd dump the dead weight faster than you can say blueberry pie and he'd have Giroux and Voracek sitting all season with mysterious leg injuries.
- PhillySportsGuy

You kidding? Jake and G would be sent packing for 1st round picks. Then each of those 1st round picks would be traded for 4 1st round picks 5 years down the road.

Buffalo 20 points
Philadelphia 19 points

I only saw it because Roth posted it on facebook
- Jsaquella

jesus that's glorious. what did he say?

I would hire him as GM of this team. He'd dump the dead weight faster than you can say blueberry pie and he'd have Giroux and Voracek sitting all season with mysterious leg injuries.
- PhillySportsGuy

Blueberry is kind of a long word...then tacking on that extra syllable at the end there in pie...kind of takes a while to say

Man, I can't even focus right now

The Sabres? Are you kidding me? They're on a two-year tanking plan! They signed Andrej Meszaros! They had every intention of being the worst team in the league -- even Edmonton didn't think they'd be as bad they are, and Carolina got off to the bad start with injuries.

But Buffalo KNEW they'd be bad. They accepted it! They want to pick first!

And the Flyers could be behind them at the quarter-pole?

WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF
- AllInForFlyers

It would be the biggest troll job ever if we landed a top two pick in this draft with G and Jake already on the roster.

Blueberry is kind of a long word...then tacking on that extra syllable at the end there in pie...kind of takes a while to say
- Giroux_Is_God

Buffalo 20 points
Philadelphia 19 points
- PhillySportsGuy

This team has the luck of Clark Griswald.

It would be the biggest troll job ever if we landed a top two pick in this draft with G and Jake already on the roster.
- hereticpride

Hinkie would get us there

Bust out game for Laughton tonight.

i hate niemi's guts. i just want to see us beat that (frank)ing (frank) tonight.

I want Tyler Myers!
- SuperSchennBros

You have

This team has the luck of Clark Griswold.
- hereticpride

ftfy.

Bust out game for Laughton tonight.
- jstross

Somethin's gonna bust tonight, that's for sure

Buffalo 20 points
Philadelphia 19 points
- PhillySportsGuy

I'm sorry, folks, but that's a (frank)ing joke

That's an absolute joke -- I don't give a poop who the Flyers could draft in June, but that's a (frank)ing joke

Buffalo 20 points
Philadelphia 19 points
- PhillySportsGuy

There's no chance of us finishing with a top 5 pick. As much as I want them to. I think we are looking at lucky 13 for the pick

Well, if you want to get a guy out of a slump, give him more defensive zone starts. Hockey 101
- PhillySportsGuy

That and playing him with Zac Rinaldo and he'll be back to lighting up the league in no time.

But guys.

MDZ is scratched.

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We deserve Crosby 2.0
Will draft the American anyway

We deserve Crosby 2.0
Will draft the American anyway
- Winning

Eichel would be just fine too.

Eichel would be just fine too.
- ob18

Hed be JVr

Umberger hurt?

...how was that not boarding though

Eichel would be just fine too.
- ob18

Whose game does eichel's resemble?