Couts line takes dzone face-off then moves puck out of the zone and is immediately pulled off the ice.

WHERE THE (frank) IS HIS OFFENSE!>?@>#L@&#&@)#
- PhillySportsGuy

right there. it's right there.

Assist #1 for Laughton. Nice shot couts.

He should skate faster. Bust
- Winning

Shoots fine though

Laughton's first point

COOTS SCORES!

He needs more defensive zone starts. Lets smother this offense in the crib.

There is nothing in the history of Earth's celestial rotation that shows me Couturier will score any more than 17 points in his NHL career.
- Giroux_Is_God

What do you mean, he's not playing tonight? WHY HASN'T HE SCORED

Couturier's first NHL PPG

Its a mirage, it didnt really happen
Bizarro world, alternate reality, parallel universe

COOTS SCORES!

He needs more defensive zone starts. Lets smother this offense in the crib.
- JAKEw1234

That's not nice, but it's funny as hell

What did I just see? The 2nd unit right?

Its a mirage, it didnt really happen
Bizarro world, alternate reality, parallel universe
- Steelmanpa

In a world where you're trailing a team that wants to tank, anything is possible, my friend

This isn't helping us get Macdavid

Couturier's first NHL PPG
- Jsaquella

goes with Laughton's first NHL point.

This isn't helping us get Macdavid
- Winning

Will Lawson Crouse work for you?

Couturier's first NHL PPG
- Jsaquella

And last. He sucks.

It'll be his last goal ever, tbh

you heard it here first

No player is worse in the NHL. Or ECHL.

Where is his offense.

I think it might be time to trade him or loan him to the SHL.

We're all in agreement that McGinn will score tonight, right?

Couturier's first NHL PPG
- Jsaquella

that's absurd.

"The Flyers had a chance to clear, but do not..."

DRINK

We're all in agreement that McGinn will score tonight, right?
- PhillySportsGuy

I have him down for two

This isn't helping us get Macdavid
- Winning

We're all in agreement that McGinn will score tonight, right?
- PhillySportsGuy

Thornton is sitting at 349 career goals so he'll score.

"The Flyers had a chance to clear, but do not..."

DRINK
- Giroux_Is_God

ha!!! I just did this for real.....

wtf is going on here? first coots, now coburn actually hits the net?

I have him down for two
- AllInForFlyers

Ok good. I just want everyone prepared

We're all in agreement that McGinn will score tonight, right?
- PhillySportsGuy

I didn't think this needed to be said ¯\_(ツ)_/¯