Fact: I drink a solid third of his vodka
- dt99999

It's true. That's unforgivable IMO.
- hscesq

I expect no less from a grammar police such as you

Well actually, the vodka has no carbs. But the grapefruit juice is the killer.
- hscesq

Try cranberry

I expect no less from a grammar police such as you
- QuebecPride

It's not about being grammar police. You want me to hire you and the first impression of you that you want me to have, is that you couldn't even take the time to proofread your resume? No thanks.

Being a fast leaner is very important, especially if smoking a lot of weed.
- hscesq

I have my suspicions about the ascertion that he/she is technologically savvy, based both on the lack of punctuation (outside of the ONE comma on the whole page), and the ridiculous spacing between each "skill".

Try cranberry
- habs12

I've tried it. Not the same.

Bingo! can write?
- mr.peanut

I'm mostly illiterate.

Well actually, the vodka has no carbs. But the grapefruit juice is the killer.
- hscesq

Have you tried this one?

I see a spelling mistake in a resume or cover letter, the paper gets shredded immediately.
- hscesq

Completely agree.

Unless the only candidates you have for your full time job at Rona l'entrepôt are a bunch of 17 year old dropouts.... your standards usually go down after a while or you wouldn't hire anybody.

Renaud Lavoie said he has been on the market for a while now. Nobody wants to touch that contract with a 10 feet pole. Apparently he expects to retire before the contract ends, so that might reassure a few teams.

The Flyers will have to retain some salary to trade him away.
- QuebecPride

foot.

Have you tried this one?


- QuebecPride

Nope.

Nope.
- hscesq

It's an asset of this province

I do.
- hscesq

Samesies, but I think I'm confusing "lazy and overweight" with feeling old.

It's not about being grammar police. You want me to hire you and the first impression of you that you want me to have, is that you couldn't even take the time to proofread your resume? No thanks.
- hscesq

Young 'uns would be surprised to learn just how widely shared your opinion on this matter truly is.

I see a spelling mistake in a resume or cover letter, the paper gets shredded immediately.
- hscesq

m'eh... depends how big her breasts are.

Completely agree.

Unless the only candidates you have for your full time job at Rona l'entrepôt are a bunch of 17 year old dropouts.... your standards usually go down after a while or you wouldn't hire anybody.
- Scabeh

I worked there for two years.


I wanted to quit after the 1st one but the prospect of that $0.15/hour raise after the first year was too much to turn away.

foot.
- TouenneTiiTree

Orly?

I've been schooled by 23, this means it's time to go back studying Finance

I've tried it. Not the same.
- hscesq

true a grapefruit is much bigger and a different colour

Completely agree.

Unless the only candidates you have for your full time job at Rona l'entrepôt are a bunch of 17 year old dropouts.... your standards usually go down after a while or you wouldn't hire anybody.
- Scabeh

I'd rather not hire anybody, than hire staff who are train wrecks waiting to happen.

I worked there for two years.


I wanted to quit after the 1st one but the prospect of that $0.15/hour raise after the first year was too much to turn away.
- dt99999

I remember my first job paid $5.40/hr. How the (frank) I ever thought that was okay, I don't know.

It's an asset of this province
- Fredobface

Well actually, the vodka has no carbs. But the grapefruit juice is the killer.
- hscesq

it doesn't help that every Christmas i get 4 or 5 bottles.

I worked there for two years.


I wanted to quit after the 1st one but the prospect of that $0.15/hour raise after the first year was too much to turn away.
- dt99999

c'es-tu toi le sacremment de cave qui m'a vendu les mauvaises vis?

Great read EE.
A very sad day...

I've tried it. Not the same.
- hscesq

did you really expect it to be?