you think dt was at the Pointe Claire xmas tree lightning festivities last night? i know he's one of the community leaders.
- DoubleDown

He most likely was, he always talks about how community means a lot to him.

bro you never warned me about this...

mrs. dd: *texts picture of couch* what do you think??
dd: i dunno. it's dark. i prefer a lighter colour.
mrs. dd: *buys dark couch*

12 hours later...

mrs dd: omg i couldn't sleep last night what if we made a huge mistake buying the dark couch instead of the light? maybe i'll call and switch!?!?
- DoubleDown

You're going to end up with two new couches now

bro you never warned me about this...

mrs. dd: *texts picture of couch* what do you think??
dd: i dunno. it's dark. i prefer a lighter colour.
mrs. dd: *buys dark couch*

12 hours later...

mrs dd: omg i couldn't sleep last night what if we made a huge mistake buying the dark couch instead of the light? maybe i'll call and switch!?!?
- DoubleDown

bro I issued a general warning that getting married is the stupidest thing in the world you can't expect me to detail every reason why.

bro you never warned me about this...

mrs. dd: *texts picture of couch* what do you think??
dd: i dunno. it's dark. i prefer a lighter colour.
mrs. dd: *buys dark couch*

12 hours later...

mrs dd: omg i couldn't sleep last night what if we made a huge mistake buying the dark couch instead of the light? maybe i'll call and switch!?!?
- DoubleDown

They do this to make you feel like you're a part of the decision making process.

It's likely your fault you didn't do enough lobbying for the light one, right?

Stormey's a squirter LOL!
- Fountain-San

Jackpot

They do this to make you feel like you're a part of the decision making process.

It's likely your fault you didn't do enough lobbying for the light one, right?
- pete26

i dunno pete... the store was having a 20% off sale that somehow coincided with a night i was away on business. something smells fishy... (lol)

bro I issued a general warning that getting married is the stupidest thing in the world you can't expect me to detail every reason why.
- dt99999

Guy never got it. Never will.

bro you never warned me about this...

mrs. dd: *texts picture of couch* what do you think??
dd: i dunno. it's dark. i prefer a lighter colour.
mrs. dd: *buys dark couch*

12 hours later...

mrs dd: omg i couldn't sleep last night what if we made a huge mistake buying the dark couch instead of the light? maybe i'll call and switch!?!?
- DoubleDown

This was covered under the "don't get married" disclaimer.

Guy never got it. Never will.
- hscesq

meh it's not just him... every idiot thinks they're the ones who'll find a way to make it make sense...

I did too once... now I know better.... death is the only true freedom.

sweet, sweet death....

you 3 should all just get divorced

you 3 should all just get divorced
- Crimsoninja

less paperwork with death.

i dunno pete... the store was having a 20% off sale that somehow coincided with a night i was away on business. something smells fishy... (lol)
- DoubleDown

You need to either plan your business trips for when local stores are NOT having sales, or cancel all Mrs. DD's credit cards on your way to the airport.

less paperwork with death.
- dt99999

No paperwork. It's the ultimate revenge on them to die....right after changing the beneficiary on the policy.

i dunno pete... the store was having a 20% off sale that somehow coincided with a night i was away on business. something smells fishy... (lol)
- DoubleDown

Well, at least she had saving some money on the brain.

I pay full retail

sweet, sweet death....
- dt99999

My favorite thing is when Mrs. 3M reminds me of something which I don't recall being discussed in the first place, and swears up and down that we discussed this on such-and-such-a-day, which I also don't recall, and that I agreed to and/or endorsed said thing, which I surely don't recall.

Then when it doesn't go according to plan, it's my fault because I apparently talked her into this thing that I don't recall.

I'm sure by now she's just not telling me anything, and skipping right to the "don't you remember me bringing this up?" part so I can look like an idiot for "forgetting" and she can claim that I told her that whatever it was, was a good idea.

No paperwork. It's the ultimate revenge on them to die....right after changing the beneficiary on the policy.
- hscesq

that's why I put you as the sole beneficiary....that will teach her

No paperwork. It's the ultimate revenge on them to die....right after changing the beneficiary on the policy.
- hscesq

...and after you take a whirlwind trip to Vegas and blow all of your assets on blackjack and hookers.

My favorite thing is when Mrs. 3M reminds me of something which I don't recall being discussed in the first place, and swears up and down that we discussed this on such-and-such-a-day, which I also don't recall, and that I agreed to and/or endorsed said thing, which I surely don't recall.

Then when it doesn't go according to plan, it's my fault because I apparently talked her into this thing that I don't recall.

I'm sure by now she's just not telling me anything, and skipping right to the "don't you remember me bringing this up?" part so I can look like an idiot for "forgetting" and she can claim that I told her that whatever it was, was a good idea.
- 3M

Difference is, Mrs. 3M can kick your ass without batting an eyelash. And she would do so without even thinking once, let alone twice.

Well, at least she had saving some money on the brain.

I pay full retail
- pete26

never go full retail

...and after you take a whirlwind trip to Vegas and blow all of your assets on blackjack and hookers.
- 3M

My luck, I'd win $500,000 that day.

that's why I put you as the sole beneficiary....that will teach her
- Symba007

My favorite thing is when Mrs. 3M reminds me of something which I don't recall being discussed in the first place, and swears up and down that we discussed this on such-and-such-a-day, which I also don't recall, and that I agreed to and/or endorsed said thing, which I surely don't recall.

Then when it doesn't go according to plan, it's my fault because I apparently talked her into this thing that I don't recall.

I'm sure by now she's just not telling me anything, and skipping right to the "don't you remember me bringing this up?" part so I can look like an idiot for "forgetting" and she can claim that I told her that whatever it was, was a good idea.
- 3M

Does she tell you that you should get a brain scan on these occasions??

never go full retail

- kicksave856

Well, at least she had saving some money on the brain.

I pay full retail
- pete26

Mrs. 3M the First used this sort of logic. She'd use the "how much we're saving" logic to justify spending a thousand bucks.