apparently in Saskatchewan "couch" is slang for "bed of knives"

apparently in Saskatchewan "couch" is slang for "bed of knives"
- DoubleDown

What are you doing in Saskatchevag?

Dear crims,


- AdamFrench

More like Bill Blurr


ET BANG!

More like Bill Blurr


ET BANG!
- _nay_

More like Bill Blurr


ET BANG!
- _nay_

If you're not at work, it's actually quite the poignant expose on Philadelphia.

If you're not at work, it's actually quite the poignant expose on Philadelphia.
- AdamFrench

and if he's at work it's somehow something different???

If you're not at work, it's actually quite the poignant expose on Philadelphia.
- AdamFrench

Later. I'm too busy growing acne and getting oily hair, listening to the new Blind Guardian song.

What are you doing in Saskatchevag?
- 3M

visiting good ole Uncle Pete

ILL KILL MYSELF IF THIS HAPPENS!
- DoubleDown

Promise?

and if he's at work it's somehow something different???
- TouenneTiiTree

Work is hard

apparently in Saskatchewan "couch" is slang for "bed of knives"
- DoubleDown

What are you doing here? Also, Where?

What are you doing here? Also, Where?
- BINGO!

Don't answer this Adam.

Don't answer this Adam.
- AdamFrench

You are correct to question my motives.


I want to (frank) him.

You are correct to question my motives.


I want to (frank) him.
- BINGO!

Answer the questions Adam.

listen you idiots, im not in Saskatchewan. it was a reference to something pete said which was in reference to something i said this morning. i cannot go to Saksatchewan. i'm pretty dark skinned and they'd probably think i was black and so i would either be stabbed or framed for any of a number of active and/or dormant unsolved violent crimes.

Answer the questions Adam.
- AdamFrench

listen you idiots, im not in Saskatchewan. it was a reference to something pete said which was in reference to something i said this morning. i cannot go to Saksatchewan. i'm pretty dark skinned and they'd probably think i was black and so i would either be stabbed or framed for any of a number of active and/or dormant unsolved violent crimes.
- DoubleDown

A black guy lives in the apartment below me.


I call the police on him weekly, just in case.

False alarm Bingo.

listen you idiots, im not in Saskatchewan. it was a reference to something pete said which was in reference to something i said this morning. i cannot go to Saksatchewan. i'm pretty dark skinned and they'd probably think i was black and so i would either be stabbed or framed for any of a number of active and/or dormant unsolved violent crimes.
- DoubleDown

I got it. These guys just aren't smart and handsome like us.

False alarm Bingo.
- AdamFrench

I think he's just playing hard to get.

A black guy lives in the apartment below me.


I call the police on him weekly, just in case.
- BINGO!

It's like beating your wife every day...even if you don't know what she's done to deserve it, she does. Same logic applies here.

It's like beating your wife every day...even if you're not sure what she's done to deserve it, she does. Same logic applies here.
- 3M

Exactly. He's not sure what he's done, but they'll figure it out for him eventually.

Exactly. He's not sure what he's done, but they'll figure it out for him eventually.
- BINGO!

He's fortunate he doesn't live in the US, otherwise he could be choked or shot to death, and the Grand Jury would decline to indict the police officer(s) responsible.

He's fortunate he doesn't live in the US, otherwise he could be choked or shot to death, and the Grand Jury would decline to indict the police officer(s) responsible.
- 3M

He's fortunate he doesn't live in the US, otherwise he could be choked or shot to death, and the Grand Jury would decline to indict the police officer(s) responsible.
- 3M

That isn't true.

A black or latino cop would have been indicted.