Hey, it happens.



JB broke his foot running away from a BJ.
- batjester

no, unfortunately

Of course he has, his own mother. You see JB's mother rejected him as a child for being too ugly so he has never done that.
- oranje_blue91

You can never be to ugly

this. I just bought it for my kid and was showing him how NOT to use it.
- HouseArrest187

FIFY.

You can never be to ugly
- Oilers4Life14

Yes, yes you can.



Heard a story last night about an entertainer in the company I work for who got a complaint from a brides mom who requested a refund. The reason? She said he was so ugly that the guests got sick and weren't able to eat, so she was stuck with all this extra food.

FIFY.
- batjester

What the (frank) is fify.

What the (frank) is fify.
- HouseArrest187

Fixed It For You.

What the (frank) is fify.
- HouseArrest187

Fixed it for you? On a scale of 1 to Scarface how (frank)ed up are you right now?

You can never be to ugly
- Oilers4Life14

Case in point the guy that hasnt been laid ever

Case in point the guy that hasnt been laid ever
- oranje_blue91

I haven't been laid ever cause the chick is a (frank)ing phsyco.

Fixed it for you? On a scale of 1 to Scarface how (frank)ed up are you right now?
- Dangles13

Scarface is a wussy compared to me.

I haven't been laid ever cause the chick is a (frank)ing phsyco.
- Oilers4Life14

1. That is only 1 chick. Find another.
2. They are all crazy.

If you can't get Princess Leia you can always go Han Solo.

Scarface is a wussy compared to me.
- HouseArrest187

Good. Anything less and I would doubt your super human capabilities.

I haven't been laid ever cause the chick is a (frank)ing phsyco.
- Oilers4Life14

Crazy in the head, crazy inthe bed.

1. That is only 1 chick. Find another.
2. They are all crazy.

If you can't get Princess Leia you can always go Han Solo.
- Dangles13

Crazy in the head, crazy inthe bed.
- HouseArrest187

That is the definition of a redhead and I have no self control when it comes to fire crotch.

I haven't been laid ever cause the chick is a (frank)ing phsyco.
- Oilers4Life14

Sounds to me what you need is go just go out and get whatever troll u can find. Who cares what she looks like when she's sucking your Richard. Get it out of the way build up a little confidence and then upgrade. Always upgrade never go backwards.

That is the definition of a redhead and I have no self control when it comes to fire crotch.
- Dangles13

- DDM-Coga

Oh I tried starting a run of pretty ladies but my post got deleted. Better than being banned I suppose.

okay so theOilers brass were apparently in meetings all day.....what did they decide? That they need another meeting?

okay so theOilers brass were apparently in meetings all day.....what did they decide? That they need another meeting?
- Jeropotato

Still peeling back the onion I bet.

okay so theOilers brass were apparently in meetings all day.....what did they decide? That they need another meeting?
- Jeropotato

It was their weekly get together to polish Lowe's Stanley Cup rings.

okay so theOilers brass were apparently in meetings all day.....what did they decide? That they need another meeting?
- Jeropotato

Pepperoni with extra cheese. Bread sticks w/extra dipping sauce. 2 - 2 litres of Coke.

Pepperoni with extra cheese. Bread sticks w/extra dipping sauce. 2 - 2 litres of Coke.
- batjester

I guess Eakins isn't at that meeting.

I guess Eakins isn't at that meeting.
- Dangles13

Would you invite the health freak to your pizza party?

Pepperoni with extra cheese. Bread sticks w/extra dipping sauce. 2 - 2 litres of Coke.
- batjester

Hahaha I could just see MacT grabbing breakfast at denny's. Sitting there staring at the menu sweat dripping down his face as the waitress is waiting for his order. Then finally "I'm going bold today I'll have white toast and both the sausages and the bacon".