your welcome, please don't shoot the messenger
- SABRES 89

He's 19.
- dadeadhead

he gets a pass then

he gets a pass then
- homiedclown

Agreed.

- homiedclown

wait til lemieux comes up

if he is half what his dad was



- homiedclown

I remember him... He was an bumhole.

- homiedclown

Wait how did I all of a sudden become the messenger?

Dominoes??

Jonas Siegel ‏@jonasTSN1050 4m4 minutes ago
Jonathan Bernier was just forced to exit practice.

Team is in a serious funk right now.

They play 3 straight again this weekend, don't they?
- stashu

Tonight- Binghamton
Tomorrow- @Syracuse
Sunday- @Toronto

An English ventriloquist visitingWales walks
into a small village and sees a local sitting on his veranda patting his dog.

He figures he'll have a little fun, so he says to the Welshman

Good day, mind if I talk to your dog?'

Welshman: 'The dog doesn't talk, you stupid Englishman.'

Ventriloquist: 'Hello dog, how's it going mate?'

Dog: 'Yeah, doin' all right.'

Welshman: (look of extreme shock)

Ventriloquist: 'Is this villager your owner?' (pointing at the Villager)

Dog: 'Yep'

Ventriloquist: 'How does he treat you?'

Dog: 'Yeah, real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me
great food And takes me to the lake once a week to play.'

Welshman: (look of utter disbelief)

Ventriloquist: 'Mind if I talk to your horse?'

Welshman: 'Uh, the horse doesn't talk either...I think.'

Ventriloquist: 'Hey horse, how's it going?'

Horse: 'Cool'

Welshman: (absolutely dumbfounded)

Ventriloquist: 'Is this your owner?' (Pointing at the villager)

Horse: 'Yep'

Ventriloquist: How does he treat you?

Horse: 'Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly,
brushes me down often and keeps me in the shed to protect me
from the Elements.'

Welshman: (total look of amazement)

Ventriloquist: 'Mind if I talk to your sheep?'


Welshman: (in a panic) ''The sheep's a f*****' liar"......

Dominoes??

Jonas Siegel ‏@jonasTSN1050 4m4 minutes ago
Jonathan Bernier was just forced to exit practice.
- stashu

I just posted it on the leaf page

that should cause a poopnami

An English ventriloquist visitingWales walks
into a small village and sees a local sitting on his veranda patting his dog.

He figures he'll have a little fun, so he says to the Welshman

Good day, mind if I talk to your dog?'

Welshman: 'The dog doesn't talk, you stupid Englishman.'

Ventriloquist: 'Hello dog, how's it going mate?'

Dog: 'Yeah, doin' all right.'

Welshman: (look of extreme shock)

Ventriloquist: 'Is this villager your owner?' (pointing at the Villager)

Dog: 'Yep'

Ventriloquist: 'How does he treat you?'

Dog: 'Yeah, real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me
great food And takes me to the lake once a week to play.'

Welshman: (look of utter disbelief)

Ventriloquist: 'Mind if I talk to your horse?'

Welshman: 'Uh, the horse doesn't talk either...I think.'

Ventriloquist: 'Hey horse, how's it going?'

Horse: 'Cool'

Welshman: (absolutely dumbfounded)

Ventriloquist: 'Is this your owner?' (Pointing at the villager)

Horse: 'Yep'

Ventriloquist: How does he treat you?

Horse: 'Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly,
brushes me down often and keeps me in the shed to protect me
from the Elements.'

Welshman: (total look of amazement)

Ventriloquist: 'Mind if I talk to your sheep?'


Welshman: (in a panic) ''The sheep's a f*****' liar"......
- cabin

The version I heard involved an Indian


a classic

The version I heard involved an Indian


a classic
- homiedclown

My favorite joke, involving an East Texan, a sheep with its head caught in a fence, and a West Texan:

West Texan: "What're you staring at, you want some of this, too?"

East Texan: "Yeah, sure, but do I have to stick my neck in the fence like that?"

Damien Brunner on waivers. Any interest?

Damien Brunner on waivers. Any interest?
- ImThatGuy

For one year


Why not?

Damien Brunner on waivers. Any interest?
- ImThatGuy

He probably doesn't help our tank so no.

Damien Brunner on waivers. Any interest?
- ImThatGuy

Yep. Hope they can snag him and re-sign him quick enough that he doesn't need much of a raise.

Damien Brunner on waivers. Any interest?
- ImThatGuy

So is Kyle Chipchura

My favorite joke, involving an East Texan, a sheep with its head caught in a fence, and a West Texan:

West Texan: "What're you staring at, you want some of this, too?"

East Texan: "Yeah, sure, but do I have to stick my neck in the fence like that?"
- Der Kaiser

Wow , Harsh ! I sure hope Gerbe does not bring that South Park clip because of the similarity.

Damien Brunner on waivers. Any interest?
- ImThatGuy

Where would he slot?

I feel if we had a trade lined up, then yes. Maybe this could force Murray to pull the trigger on a Stewart/Stafford deal and sign Brunner?

Wow , Harsh ! I sure Gerbe does not bring that South Park clip because of the similarity.



- Maximum Signal

**** realizes too late that a horrible can of worms has been opened *****

So is Kyle Chipchura
- adambuffalo

I liked him in Anaheim, but I don't know what benefit he would serve the Sabres.

Holy Jumpin'!! $10Million!!!

http://www.democratandchr...xtortion-bookie/19945173/

Holy Jumpin'!! $10Million!!!

http://www.democratandchr...xtortion-bookie/19945173/
- Der Kaiser

Was just gonna post this. Wow.....

Holy Jumpin'!! $10Million!!!

http://www.democratandchr...xtortion-bookie/19945173/
- Der Kaiser

"Vanek looks sluggish tonight..."
"Out with lower body injury..."

Holy Jumpin'!! $10Million!!!

http://www.democratandchr...xtortion-bookie/19945173/
- Der Kaiser

He must be a really bad gambler.