I've been sitting alone in my office all (frank)ing day.



I fart, (frank)ing lineup at the door.
- dt99999

Not long ago I got into an empty elevator, and let loose the most foul fart I have produced in ages. Predictably, the elevator immediately stopped and a woman got on. She promptly made a choking face and made no attempt to hide the fact that she was using her shirt to cover her nose for the duration of the descent to the ground level.

I'm sure she could hear me snickering.

Not long ago I got into an empty elevator, and let loose the most foul fart I have produced in ages. Predictably, the elevator immediately stopped and a woman got on. She promptly made a choking face and made no attempt to hide the fact that she was using her shirt to cover her nose for the duration of the descent to the ground level.

I'm sure she could hear me snickering.
- 3M

yeah i would have farted before getting on the elevator. but that's me.

yeah i would have farted before getting on the elevator. but that's me.
- DoubleDown

yeah i would have farted before getting on the elevator. but that's me.
- DoubleDown

You are better than most, friend

yeah i would have farted before getting on the elevator. but that's me.
- DoubleDown

It wasn't ready at that point. You can't rush greatness.

It wasn't ready at that point. You can't rush greatness.
- 3M

L'amour est comme des petes... si tu force.. ca devient de la marde.

L'amour est comme des petes... si tu force.. ca devient de la marde.
- WaterBoy

Thank you Mr. Hallmark.

L'amour est comme des petes... si tu force.. ca devient de la marde.
- WaterBoy

L'amour est comme des petes... si tu force.. ca devient de la marde.
- WaterBoy

Please tell me that UNESCO hired someone else to write the captions for your pictures.....

yeah i would have farted before getting on the elevator. but that's me.
- DoubleDown

Please tell me that UNESCO hired someone else to write the captions for your pictures.....
- Cyberhabs

Please tell me that UNESCO hired someone else to write the captions for your pictures.....
- Cyberhabs

edit: they didn't hire me... they made a contest.. took the best picture from around the world (ME MOTHER(frank)ER) and send me a congratulations and maybe a stupid cheap filter that's not compatible with my lenses.

So they got it all for free...

I hope they hire DT

Please tell me that UNESCO hired someone else to write the captions for your pictures.....
- Cyberhabs

not only does he suck, but he's spreading infectious disease throughout the team? wtf??
- DoubleDown

cââââlisse

cââââlisse
- Not_Yan

Enjoy.

Very good so far

damn...though they were playing tonight

predictions for tonight?
- Symba007

Chicago 6
Boston 1

Chicago 6
Boston 1
- Pecafan Fan

yeah...just realized Habs are playing tomorrow and not tonight

yeah...just realized Habs are playing tomorrow and not tonight
- Symba007

Yeah, you mentioned that two posts ago. Well, kind of mentioned it.

Yeah, you mentioned that two posts ago. Well, kind of mentioned it.
- hscesq

good, thought the game was tonight

Very good so far
- Not_Yan

Check out Russian Circles.

Excellent band.

Check out Russian Circles.

Excellent band.
- Pecafan Fan

I've just discovered Porcupine Tree, I don't know if you know them...excellent progressive rock band...

I've just discovered Porcupine Tree, I don't know if you know them...excellent progressive rock band...
- stinger67

Yeah I know who they are.

Cant stand the singer, though.

So, what happens when Eller comes back? Trade Desharnais?