The NHL needs to step in.

Looks like you're on the list
- mr.peanut

- Crimsoninja

I should have fed you to the Julia - raping Indians.

I should have fed you to the Julia - raping Indians.
- dt99999

it was all an elaborate ruse anyway...i set it up to make our night memorable. Think along the lines of The Game, starring Michael Douglass and Sean Penn.

"Julia" was fine..and the "indians" were actually white drama school students.

even the cops were fake and in on it

i actually pronounce it how you guys do but just yelled "go get wooder!" to add to the whole ambiance

i actually pronounce it how you guys do but just yelled "go get wooder!" to add to the whole ambiance
- Crimsoninja

Did jugkope have stage fright or is he really that useless in crisis situations?

Did jugkope have stage fright or is he really that useless in crisis situations?
- dt99999

really that useless

really that useless
- Crimsoninja

When I brushed her vomit soaked hair out of her face was it real vomit or prop vomit?

When I brushed her vomit soaked hair our of her face was it real vomit or prop vomit?
- dt99999

i didnt question her methods, only told her there must be vomit

(did you really touch her vomit-soaked hair?!?!)

i didnt question her methods, only told her there must be vomit
- Crimsoninja

We're the two fatties at Starbucks a planned diversion while you orchestrated the arrival if the ambulance?

(did you really touch her vomit-soaked hair?!?!)
- Crimsoninja

(Yes it was in her face and I needed to move it out of the way to see if she was alive?

We're the two fatties at Starbucks a planned diversion while you orchestrated the arrival if the ambulance?
- dt99999

still cant believe your face when you offered to pay for the one's coffee and then realized the friend was part of the deal

still cant believe your face when you offered to pay for the one's coffee and then realized the friend was part of the deal
- Crimsoninja

That friend was ugly as hell.


they both were if I remember well.

Also love how they both acted all offended that they were getting coffee but they (frank)in took it and scarfed it down like the pigs they are.

just tell the whole damn story this is annoying

still cant believe your face when you offered to pay for the one's coffee and then realized the friend was part of the deal
- Crimsoninja

What about when you ordered that special iced coffee that took 30 minutes to make?

just tell the whole damn story this is annoying
- -davies-

It's been told in its entirety in several realms

What about when you ordered that special iced coffee that took 30 minutes to make?
- mr.peanut

Probably getting more white kids painted brown during that time

What about when you ordered that special iced coffee that took 30 minutes to make?
- mr.peanut

it was delicious


also it was like 1AM in january. pretty sure i ordered something hot

it was delicious


also it was like 1AM in january. pretty sure i ordered something hot
- Crimsoninja

It was cold you psychopath

I say that because it was in a plastic cup

It was cold you psychopath
- mr.peanut

what was i thinking?!