23. Allow me to start.

You drink beer like a 10 year old with a disappointing tolerance for alcohol.

You're up. Go!
- wolfhounds

(frank) you

Heres one that will start a 100 page rant:

Lauren Hart is over the hill!
- PhillaBully

She sounded off a game or two ago when I heard her. Then again, most people who sing the national anthem seem average. Maybe it's the song.

At least she isn't this (frank)ing tool.

Kim Jung Un Salutes you!
- PhillaBully

I was wondering what these weird messages on my computer this morning were about

You probably won't know who he is skating with until the morning skate. I think we might get a better idea then.
- J35Bacher

Should put him with Umberger and Rinaldo just think of the fun it would be watching that line.

She sounded off a game or two ago when I heard her. Then again, most people who sing the national anthem seem average. Maybe it's the song.

At least she isn't this (frank)ing tool.


- wolfhounds

When did Timmy p start singing the anthem?

She sounded off a game or two ago when I heard her. Then again, most people who sing the national anthem seem average. Maybe it's the song.

At least she isn't this (frank)ing tool.


- wolfhounds

its not over till she is done singing

She sounded off a game or two ago when I heard her. Then again, most people who sing the national anthem seem average. Maybe it's the song.

At least she isn't this (frank)ing tool.


- wolfhounds

Always reminds me of the Carl Lewis incident...

Should put him with Umberger and Rinaldo just think of the fun it would be watching that line.
- BiggE

That would be pure entertainment

Should put him with Umberger and Rinaldo just think of the fun it would be watching that line.
- BiggE

when this guys blood touched the ice rinaldo was born. THats why hes still on the team. Im going to make a (frank)ing comic out of it!

Should put him with Umberger and Rinaldo just think of the fun it would be watching that line.
- BiggE

Coffee meets keyboard. Thanks BiggE!

(frank) you
- funmaster18

Bah. You win. Way to ruin the game by pulling out the big guns.

Its never to early to put my GM hat on...

How'd we get here?
Trade Coburn for a late 1st rounder, L Schenn for a 4th
Buyout Vinny this summer (Waiting another year makes little difference, however waiting one more year to buyout Umberger is a bigger difference, keep him)

Leier, Ghost, Morin, Cousins all on the roster

UFA signings- Beauchimin(Give him whatever he wants for 2 years), and one of Beleskey/Zuccarello
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Michael Raffl ($1.100m) / Scott Laughton ($0.863m) / Wayne Simmonds ($3.975m)
Taylor Leier ($0.780m) / Nick Cousins ($0.812m) / R.J. Umberger ($4.600m)
Zac Rinaldo ($0.850m) /
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- Just5

Looks good to me! I'd rather have Ghost down in the A than be a 7th defenseman though, especially with how much time he is missing this year. I'd also rather resign Del Zotto than Schultz. Other than that, get this man a job with the Flyers!

when this guys blood touched the ice rinaldo was born. THats why hes still on the team.




- PhillaBully

Who is that? Cro-Magnon man?

Didn't say anything yesterday. Previously said -- I'm paraphrasing, not directly quoting -- that MDZ fell back into old bad habits in the first game against the Rangers and it got worse following a short injury-related absence from an injury in the first NYR game. Said that MDZ has to be a defenseman first and foremost and not a rover. If he wants to be the latter, he won't play.
- bmeltzer

Thanks, Bill. I didn't think he was roving around too much, personally.. I mean, I did notice he was pulling out of position a little bit more than he should, but I certainly didn't think it was enough to warrant this many games as a healthy scratch.. Is he not listening to the coaches, and refusing to work on it in practice?

Bah. You win. Way to ruin the game by pulling out the big guns.


- wolfhounds

This would work for some of the flyers recent games this season...

Who is that? Cro-Magnon man?
- PLindbergh31

That is the brains behind your beloved flyers

when this guys blood touched the ice rinaldo was born. THats why hes still on the team. Im going to make a (frank)ing comic out of it!




- PhillaBully

Love me some creation mythology.

That is the brains behind your beloved flyers
- PhillaBully

When it comes to brains, leadership, everything that goes into making a good executive, I always look for someone who has been hit in the head a few thousand times. It's a prerequisite.

This would work for some of the flyers recent games this season...

- FlyersGrace

What? You take that back!

Heres one that will start a 100 page rant:

Lauren Hart is over the hill!
- PhillaBully

I think she's looks great.

And no, I'm not that guy that yells "I LOVE YOU LAUREN!", but I do think she's pretty awesome.

I think she's looks great.

And no, I'm not that guy that yells "I LOVE YOU LAUREN!", but I do think she's pretty awesome.
- johndewar

shes kinda hot in a cougarish kinda way

I think she's looks great.

And no, I'm not that guy that yells "I LOVE YOU LAUREN!", but I do think she's pretty awesome.
- johndewar

Hideous.



Something about a bed...crackers...lots of sharp little crumbs...

shes kinda hot in a cougarish kinda way
- PhillaBully

You're goddamn right she is.

its not over till she is done singing


- PhillaBully

My ears are bleeding just thinking about her singing...almost as much as my eyes are bleeding looking at the code you copied for that picture.

Learn to interwebs!

edit: how many insults are we up to now?

Where's jsaq, I have a few things to share with him about his hockey opinions.

Hideous.



Something about a bed...crackers...lots of sharp little crumbs...
- wolfhounds

lucky for her she looks nothing like her dad.