You simply have to have what it takes with a woman her ilk.
- BuffaloHardHat

I forgot girls yell your name from the streets.

My name isn't most.
- cabin

I know brother.

I forgot girls yell your name from the streets.
- dadeadhead

Back "in the day".
Don't think my wife would approve of that sort of behavior now.

I had to learn the hard way.

When they tell you to "put the thing you play with in the place that she goes pee," it doesn't mean to drop your bowling ball into the sink.
- Der Kaiser

That was good DK.
That was good.
Bravo!

I had to learn the hard way.

When they tell you to "put the thing you play with in the place that she goes pee," it doesn't mean to drop your bowling ball into the sink.
- Der Kaiser

That was good DK.
That was good.
Bravo!
- BuffaloHardHat

I also found out when they say, "take the longest part of your body, and put it in the hairiest part of of hers," that doesn't mean I should sniff her armpit.

I also found out when they say, "take the longest part of your body, and put it in the hairiest part of of hers," that doesn't mean I should sniff her armpit.
- Der Kaiser

- cabin

Warm , yet moist...oh nevermind.

Warm , yet moist...oh nevermind.
- BuffaloHardHat

If I wasn't afraid of the ban, I would tell the joke the way I actually heard it (like 1981?) but you're getting closer.

Warm , yet moist...oh nevermind.
- BuffaloHardHat

Only place you see hair nowadays is on their head . Thank you Porn for passing on that tradition to the lovely ladies.

If I wasn't afraid of the ban, I would tell the joke the way I actually heard it (like 1981?) but you're getting closer.
- Der Kaiser

Does it have to do with a bag of flour after a jog to the fridge ?

Does it have to do with a bag of flour after a jog to the fridge ?
- cabin

No. It emphasizes and makes more relevant the role of the nose.

No. It emphasizes and makes more relevant the role of the nose.
- Der Kaiser

That's why I like you DK.
Your a sick (frank) just like me.
Thumbs up!

That's why I like you DK.
Your a sick (frank) just like me.
Thumbs up!
- BuffaloHardHat

Popeye has the same motto I do:

I yam what I yam and that's all that I yam.

Draw your own conclusions.

Popeye has the same motto I do:

I yam what I yam and that's all that I yam.

Draw your own conclusions.
- Der Kaiser

I have.
I know who is who here.

I have.
I know who is who here.
- BuffaloHardHat

http://youtu.be/PdLIerfXuZ4

http://youtu.be/PdLIerfXuZ4
- Der Kaiser

I don't click on any links here , I hope that's ACDC , Who made who?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiZHNw1MtzI

I don't click on any links here , I hope that's ACDC , Who made who?
- BuffaloHardHat

I was thinking that dang blasted barney theme song with all the love around here.

I don't click on any links here , I hope that's ACDC , Who made who?
- BuffaloHardHat

I woke up in a Soho doorway a policeman knew my name, he said you can sleep home tonight, if you can get up and walk away. I sat back and I hiccuped and looked back on my busy day. 11 hours in a tin can - God there's got to be another way.

http://youtu.be/PdLIerfXuZ4
- Der Kaiser

Great tune DK

Great tune DK


- cabin

Agree.

Agree.
- BuffaloHardHat

For our boys helping us stay free.

For our boys helping us stay free.


- cabin

Excellent choice Ken!

I woke up in a Soho doorway a policeman knew my name, he said you can sleep home tonight, if you can get up and walk away. I sat back and I hiccuped and looked back on my busy day. 11 hours in a tin can - God there's got to be another way.
- Der Kaiser

I wrote a poem about empty bottles and hot brunettes...I am sure you're not surprised by this?