The guy with the flip phone thinks you can make toast on a light bulb.
- mayorofangrytown

says the guy who is going to be holding a hot fork!

and dont try telling me you have some sort of glove or oven mitt either, because then that would prevent you from getting hot lard-trickled

there's an entire philosophy behind the ezbake oven?
- hammarby31

Yeah. Parents with girls have money we could rake in as well

That's the entire philosophy behind the EZBake Oven
- Jsaquella

all about the heat source

Nope. I'm from Jersey
- Jsaquella

Ohhhh... so you come from a long, distinguished line of invertebrates.

Ohhhh... so you come from a long, distinguished line of invertebrates.
- Doc_Sarcasm

Ohhhh... so you come from a long, distinguished line of invertebrates.
- Doc_Sarcasm

this hurts, doc.

this hurts, doc.
- hammarby31

hahahaha. I kid, I kid.


Did I ever mention that when I don't feel like copping to originally being from south jersey, I just tell people I was born in West Berlin?

hahahaha. I kid, I kid.


Did I ever mention that when I don't feel like copping to originally being from south jersey, I just tell people I was born in West Berlin?
- Doc_Sarcasm

not that i'm aware of, no, but i'm not sure why you'd feel that way. i'm from central jersey and proud to be. if sumbuddy doesn't like jersey, they can (frank)ing stick it.

Did I ever mention that when I don't feel like copping to originally being from south jersey, I just tell people I was born in West Berlin?
- Doc_Sarcasm

More often than you remember apparently.

not that i'm aware of, no, but i'm not sure why you'd feel that way. i'm from central jersey and proud to be. if sumbuddy doesn't like jersey, they can (frank)ing stick it.
- hammarby31

When your bastard of a state falls into the sea I'll be 15 minutes from the ocean.

not that i'm aware of, no, but i'm not sure why you'd feel that way. i'm from central jersey and proud to be. if sumbuddy doesn't like jersey, they can (frank)ing stick it.
- hammarby31

Maybe it was just that I did most of my growing up in the 70s and 80s in California which seemed infinitely cooler than Jersey.

More often than you remember apparently.

- mayorofangrytown

do you feel better knowing that you're not the only one in here with age related memory loss?

do you feel better knowing that you're not the only one in here with age related memory loss?
- Doc_Sarcasm

I do. I really do.

do you feel better knowing that you're not the only one in here with age related memory loss?
- Doc_Sarcasm

He will...until he forgets it after Jeopardy

He will...until he forgets it after Jeopardy
- Jsaquella

I'm not home for the Jeopardy but I record the Wheel.

He will...until he forgets it after Jeopardy
- Jsaquella

Maybe it was just that I did most of my growing up in the 70s and 80s in California which seemed infinitely cooler than Jersey.
- Doc_Sarcasm

i grew up at the same time. in jersey. excuuuuuuuuuuse me, mr. infinitely cool.

When your bastard of a state falls into the sea I'll be 15 minutes from the ocean.
- mayorofangrytown

i don't live there anymore, so i'm not sure i can claim that it's mine.

i don't live there anymore, so i'm not sure i can claim that it's mine.
- hammarby31

at least this way, you're not liable for anything that happens in the state.

When your bastard of a state falls into the sea I'll be 15 minutes from the ocean.
- mayorofangrytown

Have fun dealing with all the jackass tourists that don't know where they are going, can't use turn signals and don't understand the concept of driving fast in the left lane

at least this way, you're not liable for anything that happens in the state.
- Doc_Sarcasm

i'm busy making crystal meth since heisenberg is out of business now.

Have fun dealing with all the jackass tourists that don't know where they are going, can't use turn signals and don't understand the concept of driving fast in the left lane
- Jsaquella

truth.

Have fun dealing with all the jackass tourists that don't know where they are going, can't use turn signals and don't understand the concept of driving fast in the left lane
- Jsaquella

We're already those tourists. Where do you think they come from?

We're already those tourists. Where do you think they come from?
- mayorofangrytown

I was guessing Hell

I was guessing Hell
- Jsaquella