I prefer not to but I can poop anywhere. Anywhere.
- daeth

not really sure what the huge issue is here

if i don't have time to take care of the business before work i hold it all damn day

get yourself together
- -davies-

i believe i may be like wesley.

only i don't want to go to the doctor to find out.

just realized i totally outed wes as not being real into gluten if you know what i mean.

that was some straight up bullpoop on my part and i'm sorry.

I prefer not to but I can poop anywhere. Anywhere.
- daeth

i wrap the toilet like a (frank)ing mummy.

i'm afraid it's gonna clog it up every time. and one time it did.

i now make sure the room is empty and throw most of the paper in the trash can instead of trying to flush it. that toilet has enough to deal with right now.



i also just blew through half a bar of irish spring.

i wrap the toilet like a (frank)ing mummy.

i'm afraid it's gonna clog it up every time. and one time it did.

i now make sure the room is empty and throw most of the paper in the trash can instead of trying to flush it. that toilet has enough to deal with right now.



i also just blew through half a bar of irish spring.
- kicksave856

Why don't you buy yourself a box of those toilet seat liners and keep it in your desk?

It seems these #workpoops are just getting more and more frequent.

Why don't you buy yourself a box of those toilet seat liners and keep it in your desk?

It seems these #workpoops are just getting more and more frequent.
- dt99999

its like the essence of BFGL never left the office and its melded with his soul

Why don't you buy yourself a box of those toilet seat liners and keep it in your desk?

It seems these #workpoops are just getting more and more frequent.
- dt99999

they really are. i usually give in 3 times a year tops. and this was my 3rd work poop of 2017 already.

and those toilet seat liners are nothing compared to the job i do with c-fold paper towels. i can't even feel the temperature of the seat. i can't feel the seat at all.

its like the essence of BFGL never left the office and its melded with his soul
- twiztedmike

hockey guy was telling me how he tries to explain to people the way BFGL left dirt on top of the the toilet seat. he is always at a loss for how to explain it.

finally he asked me what i thought was going on and i explained that lee couldn't reach his ass to wash himself. it's dirt. layers and layers of dirt. mixed with feces of course.

as he walked away i yelled "think about his bed sheets!" and i heard hockey guy dry heave.

Why don't you buy yourself a box of those toilet seat liners and keep it in your desk?

It seems these #workpoops are just getting more and more frequent.
- dt99999

#KSWP2017

they really are. i usually give in 3 times a year tops. and this was my 3rd work poop of 2017 already.

and those toilet seat liners are nothing compared to the job i do with c-fold paper towels. i can't even feel the temperature of the seat. i can't feel the seat at all.
- kicksave856

Well it seems like at least you've got the force field under control.

I recommend you keep close track of what you eat and keep a list that way you can isolate a potential root cause.

Well it seems like at least you've got the force field under control.

I recommend you keep close track of what you eat and keep a list that way you can isolate a potential root cause.
- dt99999

okay but i'm not giving up pizza, beer, bacon, bourbon, fried chicken, anything from wawa, pasta, coffee, cannoli, tomato products, french fries, eggs, eggs with french fries, burgers, chili, meatballs, chicken piccata, olives, sushi, cheese, black pepper, chinese food, burritos, or energy drinks.

okay but i'm not giving up pizza, beer, bacon, bourbon, fried chicken, anything from wawa, pasta, coffee, cannoli, tomato products, french fries, eggs, eggs with french fries, burgers, chili, meatballs, chicken piccata, olives, sushi, cheese, black pepper, chinese food, burritos, or energy drinks.
- kicksave856

Then just keep the list as a record of magnificence albeit with one glaring imperfection.

#KSWP2017
- AGalchenyuk27

#thehex

Then just keep the list as a record of magnificence albeit with one glaring imperfection.
- dt99999

as a show of good faith i am willing to compromise and give up carrots and potato chips if it will make my stomach feel better and stop rumbling.

as a show of good faith i am willing to compromise and give up carrots and potato chips if it will make my stomach feel better and stop rumbling.
- kicksave856

Fine, season them generously with black pepper then toss them in the compost heap.

Fine, season them generously with black pepper then toss them in the compost heap.
- dt99999

deal

so i'ma eat these 3 slices of 2 day old pizza and go to bed.

i'm out of drugs.

so i'ma eat these 3 slices of 2 day old pizza and go to bed.

i'm out of drugs.
- kicksave856

Have a great night

Have a great night
- dt99999

he'll wake up with more stomach cramps in two hours

if i don't have time to take care of the business before work i hold it all damn day

get yourself together
- -davies-

X2

Have a great night
- dt99999

oh, i'll have the laptop in bed. you won't get rid of me that easy.

X2
- Streit2ThePoint

ty

these people need to learn how to clench

X2
- Streit2ThePoint

guys, it's some kind of medical problem, okay?! geez.

ty

these people need to learn how to clench
- -davies-

you clench.

you.

guys, it's some kind of medical problem, okay?! geez.
- kicksave856

My poops are footlongs and the girth of an eggplant