Thats the only way to play though
- corduroy

fine

- Streit2ThePoint

(frank)ing Chief from the old Carmen San Diego game show

(frank)ing Chief from the old Carmen San Diego game show
- Crimsoninja

lol yeah

first work poop at the new place


#ShatTheNewPlace

trolling bulls fans.

first work poop at the new place


#ShatTheNewPlace
- kicksave856

How was it?

How was it?
- dt99999

i mean, i hated having to even do it but the bathroom is great. someone cleans it every day. it smells like pep-o-mint lifesavers.

i am going to have to find the upstairs bathroom though. god willing the stalls up there are adult sized. you couldn't even move in the stall i was in. your shoes just about stick out from under the door.

it was like a phone booth if you've ever seen one of those.

they were these narrow booths along the roadsides with phones in them. you needed to have change. don't ask.

i mean, i hated having to even do it but the bathroom is great. someone cleans it every day. it smells like pep-o-mint lifesavers.

i am going to have to find the upstairs bathroom though. god willing the stalls up there are adult sized. you couldn't even move in the stall i was in. your shoes just about stick out from under the door.

it was like a phone booth if you've ever seen one of those.

they were these narrow booths along the roadsides with phones in them. you needed to have change. don't ask.
- kicksave856

paper towels or air dry machines?

paper towels or air dry machines?
- watsonnostaw

no questions about his newly revealed wide stance ?

no questions about his newly revealed wide stance ?
- -davies-

we all have quirks, I am sure he hovered whilst carpet bombing the fine porcelain, so a wide stance may be required to assure proper leverage and balance

paper towels or air dry machines?
- watsonnostaw

paper towels. that was the one thing i found weird about it. but this was the original building of the three so it's old. kind of looks like a high school inside.


to be honest though i didn't want an air dry machine because it means you have no shot of c-fold paper towels being available to line the seat with. toilet paper just doesn't do the job. c-fold paper towels hug the seat and are thicker (these are the things i lie awake at night worrying about). c-fold's where it's at.

paper towels. that was the one thing i found weird about it. but this was the original building of the three so it's old. kind of looks like a high school inside.


to be honest though i didn't want an air dry machine because it means you have no shot of c-fold paper towels being available to line the seat with. toilet paper just doesn't do the job. c-fold paper towels hug the seat and are thicker (these are the things i lie awake at night worrying about). c-fold's where it's at.
- kicksave856

air machine are filthy petri dishes of fecal bacteria, they recirculate the air of violent sprayed diarrhea and flatulence getting stuck to the innerds of the machine to slowly dissipate the air long often oscar the colon cramp guy has left

air machine are filthy petri dishes of fecal bacteria, they recirculate the air of violent sprayed diarrhea and flatulence
- watsonnostaw

well i'm even happier that we don't have them now.

but if you could just not even tell me these kind of things that'd be great. because now i know about that.

well i'm even happier that we don't have them now.

but if you could just not even tell me these kind of things that'd be great. because now i know about that.
- kicksave856

see my update edit

see my update edit
- watsonnostaw

see now why did i even go back and check?


okay, that one's on me.

flushing c folds = trouble

you're like one of my millenials

flushing c folds = trouble

you're like one of my millenials
- -davies-

hard decisions have to be made sometimes. life isn't always easy and life isn't always fair.

we all have quirks, I am sure he hovered whilst carpet bombing the fine porcelain, so a wide stance may be required to assure proper leverage and balance
- watsonnostaw

you sound like a christian republican senator
may wealth rain down upon you

hard decisions have to be made sometimes. life isn't always easy and life isn't always fair.
- kicksave856

i'd take the plumbing bill out of your pay

i'd take the plumbing bill out of your pay
- -davies-

i'll never admit that it was me.

the trick is to not even look back.

get to the sink, wash the hands, get out of there.

the pressure is really on because the hand washing has to be appropriately thorough too. i mean that's just shituational awareness right there.

i'll never admit that it was me.

the trick is to not even look back.

get to the sink, wash the hands, get out of there.

the pressure is really on because the hand washing has to be appropriately thorough too. i mean that's just poopuational awareness right there.
- kicksave856

do you open the door with a paper towel in your hand.... cause if you dont you just have oscar the colon cramp guy with his unwashed hands infecting the handle and placing his poop right in your perfectly cleansed hands

do you open the door with a paper towel in your hand.... cause if you dont you just have oscar the colon cramp guy with his unwashed hands infecting the handle and placing his poop right in your perfectly cleansed hands
- watsonnostaw

of course i do.

trust me, 99% of everything is thought out. maybe 100% now that you told me about the air dryer.

i know it all. all parts and pieces have been considered.

for instance, the stall door lock. you can piss in a stall but you can't poop at a urinal. so 100% of poopting takes place in a stall. you can't leave the stall without unlocking the door. so there's no way that you can do anything but touch that door lock with hands you just wiped your filthy ass with in a public bathroom. the stall door is trickier than the door to get in the bathroom because people underestimate it. completely different animal. the stall lock is probably the dirtiest thing you come in contact with in your entire life.

unless you know chrissy gaspereti. then the stall lock is the 2nd dirtiest thing.

i (frank)ing HATE air dry machines


i like to splash water on my face

i (frank)ing HATE air dry machines


i like to splash water on my face
- Crimsoninja

ohhh, dude. no. no no.