ohhh, dude. no. no no.
- kicksave856

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- Crimsoninja

just bypass splashing water on your face in public bathrooms for me, okay?

just bypass splashing water on your face in public bathrooms for me, okay?
- kicksave856

i do it almost every time

i do it almost every time
- Crimsoninja

i just spent about a half an hour blowing through a half a bar of coast (the eye opener!) on the lower half of my body, concentrating with extra vigor on the peen, taint, and ball sections.

so i may take things too far.

i just spent about a half an hour blowing through a half a bar of coast (the eye opener!) on the lower half of my body, concentrating with extra vigor on the peen, taint, and ball sections.

so i may take things too far.
- kicksave856

a distinct possibility.

a distinct possibility.
- Gramps28

i do it almost every time
- Crimsoninja

remember the NHL draft in philly where you interacted with tighty whitey underwear guy?

of course i do.

trust me, 99% of everything is thought out. maybe 100% now that you told me about the air dryer.

i know it all. all parts and pieces have been considered.

for instance, the stall door lock. you can piss in a stall but you can't poop at a urinal. so 100% of poopting takes place in a stall. you can't leave the stall without unlocking the door. so there's no way that you can do anything but touch that door lock with hands you just wiped your filthy ass with in a public bathroom. the stall door is trickier than the door to get in the bathroom because people underestimate it. completely different animal. the stall lock is probably the dirtiest thing you come in contact with in your entire life.
- kicksave856

How do you turn the water off after washing your hands? Are you sure BFGL hadn't wiped his grundel all over that faucet?

How do you turn the water off after washing your hands? Are you sure BFGL hadn't wiped his grundel all over that faucet?
- PhillySportsGuy

dont you have motion activated faucets?

How do you turn the water off after washing your hands? Are you sure BFGL hadn't wiped his grundel all over that faucet?
- PhillySportsGuy

he has a new job. pay attention

dont you have motion activated faucets?
- watsonnostaw

I work from home, so no

I work from home, so no
- PhillySportsGuy

you should invest in motion activated faucets, cuts water consumption by 72 percent, a known jew like you should enjoy saving 73 cents a month

he has a new job. pay attention
- Gramps28

- watsonnostaw

they both look like they shat their pants at the same time.

you should invest in motion activated faucets, cuts water consumption by 72 percent, a known jew like you should enjoy saving 73 cents a month
- watsonnostaw

- PhillySportsGuy

do you think crims has to use a step stool at the sink?

(frank) this

do you think crims has to use a step stool at the sink?
- watsonnostaw

He uses a training potty, so I'd assume so

He uses a training potty, so I'd assume so
- PhillySportsGuy

How do you turn the water off after washing your hands? Are you sure BFGL hadn't wiped his grundel all over that faucet?
- PhillySportsGuy

paper towels are used everywhere.

i'm to the point where i don't even try to hide it anymore.

i (frank)ing HATE air dry machines


i like to splash water on my face
- Crimsoninja

How do you turn the water off after washing your hands? Are you sure BFGL hadn't wiped his grundel all over that faucet?
- PhillySportsGuy

with tp or pt


trust no one

(frank) this
- watsonnostaw

- -davies-

nothing is worse than have a dripping wet face and realizing there are only air dryers

nothing is worse than have a dripping wet face and realizing there are only air dryers
- Crimsoninja

there are so many worse things