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dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim
Joined: 11.18.2008

Jul 10 @ 10:23 AM ET
repeater guy had 2 inch hairs growing out of his ears. like 2 or 3 on each side.

you are now saying to yourself "well, that's an exaggeration" but it isn't.

there's just no way he didn't know. you can't look in the mirror and not see something like this happening. they were like whiskers coming from his ears.

guy was a (frank)ing mongoloid.

- kicksave856

From inside the ears or those weird ones on the earlobes?


(frank) I miss him.
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005

Jul 10 @ 10:29 AM ET
From inside the ears or those weird ones on the earlobes?


(frank) I miss him.

- dt99999

i was always too disgusted to really investigate closely (he was a difficult person to look at) but i think they were coming from inside the ears.

there were other strange things about his hair. he only had hair on the very top of his head. like a small tuft of thin hair. from the sides of his head down to the neck of his shirt there was never a hair besides his eyebrows and the aforementioned unfortunate ear whiskers. never even any stubble. i honestly don't think hair grew on the sides/back of his head, his face, or his neck.

total mutant. no way he was from earth.
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005

Jul 10 @ 10:30 AM ET
wait, now that i think about it, dude didn't have eyebrows.


(frank) he was weird.
SourceS.V.P.
St Louis Blues
Location: GOTTA GO FAST, QC
Joined: 04.20.2014

Jul 10 @ 10:48 AM ET
From inside the ears or those weird ones on the earlobes?


(frank) I miss him.

- dt99999

new kickjob roster sucks

we had way better entertainment with the roster of BFGL, , the Chobani-shareholder wifey, repeater guy, Marion, Jizz and Hockey Guy.
AGalchenyuk27
Location: He was responsible for the term “Gordie Howe hat trick”, where a player scored a goal, added an , NB
Joined: 02.05.2013

Jul 10 @ 11:40 AM ET
new kickjob roster sucks

we had way better entertainment with the roster of BFGL, , the Chobani-shareholder wifey, repeater guy, Marion, Jizz and Hockey Guy.

- SourceS.V.P.

The Angry Johnny last episode had potential as well. Hopefully Kick goes back to them as a Manager in 2 years and we get a sequel.
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005

Jul 10 @ 11:53 AM ET
The Angry Johnny last episode had potential as well. Hopefully Kick goes back to them as a Manager in 2 years and we get a sequel.
- AGalchenyuk27

hold your breath!
-davies-
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: A medical emergency involving you.
Joined: 08.05.2013

Jul 10 @ 12:14 PM ET
I like to think I could have been raised by wild animals and not missed a beat due to the fur. Not Wolves but certainly like Beavers or something.
- Cape Breton Bruins


this made me chuckle
-davies-
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: A medical emergency involving you.
Joined: 08.05.2013

Jul 10 @ 12:16 PM ET
wait, now that i think about it, dude didn't have eyebrows.


(frank) he was weird.

- kicksave856



sounds like alopecia but that makes no sense with the ear hairs

my friend ralph gets those long ear hairs that grow out of the sides
when he misses one his girlfriend rips it off with no warning
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005

Jul 10 @ 12:23 PM ET
sounds like alopecia but that makes no sense with the ear hairs

my friend ralph gets those long ear hairs that grow out of the sides
when he misses one his girlfriend rips it off with no warning

- -davies-

how does someone even get a girlfriend with ear hair long enough to rip out?
-davies-
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: A medical emergency involving you.
Joined: 08.05.2013

Jul 10 @ 12:55 PM ET
how does someone even get a girlfriend with ear hair long enough to rip out?
- kicksave856


he is otherwise reasonably attractive i guess, he's like a little brother to me so i get grossed out by it but everyone talks about how cute he is
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005

Jul 10 @ 1:16 PM ET
he is otherwise reasonably attractive i guess, he's like a little brother to me so i get grossed out by it but everyone talks about how cute he is
- -davies-

so if a guy is good looking enough things like that are okay?

interesting.

i mean, it's not gonna help me because i'm horrendo looking but it's interesting to know.
-davies-
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: A medical emergency involving you.
Joined: 08.05.2013

Jul 10 @ 1:34 PM ET
so if a guy is good looking enough things like that are okay?

interesting.

i mean, it's not gonna help me because i'm horrendo looking but it's interesting to know.

- kicksave856


well he does generally pluck them
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005

Jul 10 @ 1:42 PM ET
WHERE IS EVERYONE?!?
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim
Joined: 11.18.2008

Jul 10 @ 2:00 PM ET
WHERE IS EVERYONE?!?
- kicksave856

I was on the phone with Revenue Quebec.

I never got my tax return confirmation

"where's my tax return confirmation?"

"let me ask you 10,000 questions first to confirm your ID"


---an hour later

"ok where's my document?"

"we sent it to your email"

"ok I never got it"

"are you signed up to our online service?"

"I'm not sure but I guess I am if you're sending my documents online"

"no you can receive them online without being signed up you just can't see them"


"·_· ------- ok am I signed up?"

"I can't tell I can transfer you to IT"

"no please no where do I sign up?"


"on the website"


"ok ciao bye"


*answers same 10,000 questions online*


*downloads assessment*



they owe me $3 but have transferred it towards my spouses' payment since she owes them three (frank)ing grand.

kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005

Jul 10 @ 2:04 PM ET
I was on the phone with Revenue Quebec.

I never got my tax return confirmation

"where's my tax return confirmation?"

"let me ask you 10,000 questions first to confirm your ID"


---an hour later

"ok where's my document?"

"we sent it to your email"

"ok I never got it"

"are you signed up to our online service?"

"I'm not sure but I guess I am if you're sending my documents online"

"no you can receive them online without being signed up you just can't see them"


"·_· ------- ok am I signed up?"

"I can't tell I can transfer you to IT"

"no please no where do I sign up?"


"on the website"


"ok ciao bye"


*answers same 10,000 questions online*


*downloads assessment*



they owe me $3 but have transferred it towards my spouses' payment since she owes them three (frank)ing grand.

- dt99999

your wife should like adjust her withholdings or something.
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim
Joined: 11.18.2008

Jul 10 @ 2:07 PM ET
your wife should like adjust her withholdings or something.
- kicksave856

it's (frank)ing daycare of all things....

in Quebec they wait until you declare your revenue and then they tell you how much you owe for daycare in addition to what you've paid during the year.... (frank)ing dumbest thing ever.
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005

Jul 10 @ 2:07 PM ET
it's (frank)ing daycare of all things....

in Quebec they wait until you declare your revenue and then they tell you how much you owe for daycare in addition to what you've paid during the year.... (frank)ing dumbest thing ever.

- dt99999

(frank)in quebec, man.
HOWSMYDICTATE
Philadelphia Flyers
Joined: 04.30.2017

Jul 10 @ 2:07 PM ET
Watching this ridiculous Nadal/Muller 5th set at Wimbledon
SourceS.V.P.
St Louis Blues
Location: GOTTA GO FAST, QC
Joined: 04.20.2014

Jul 10 @ 2:15 PM ET
(frank)in quebec, man.
- kicksave856

Quebec is (frank)ed up beyond belief man. you have no idea
Gramps28
Chicago Blackhawks
Location: Double poop your best players everyone!, IL
Joined: 07.09.2014

Jul 10 @ 2:18 PM ET
I really do get the feeling that my ear hair situation isn't going to be improving over time
- daeth

once it starts it grows at a rate that defies logic.
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005

Jul 10 @ 2:18 PM ET
Quebec is (frank)ed up beyond belief man. you have no idea
- SourceS.V.P.

sacre bleu
-davies-
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: A medical emergency involving you.
Joined: 08.05.2013

Jul 10 @ 2:18 PM ET

well in quebec's defense daycare here is probably 15,000-20,000 a year
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim
Joined: 11.18.2008

Jul 10 @ 2:27 PM ET
well in quebec's defense daycare here is probably 15,000-20,000 a year
- -davies-

It's (frank)ed up though.

It's government run here so it's inefficient and it's already subsidized by the province out of tax revenue. But a year ago they changed it so that at the end of the year people with more revenue get tagged an extra amount which is bullpoop since those same people already subsidize the system proportionally by paying higher taxes.

So essentially for the exact same service two families can be charged a different amount.


Pretty sure eventually when you go to the grocery store you'll need to produce a tax form and pay more for apples (not the poster)
-davies-
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: A medical emergency involving you.
Joined: 08.05.2013

Jul 10 @ 2:31 PM ET
It's (frank)ed up though.

It's government run here so it's inefficient and it's already subsidized by the province out of tax revenue. But a year ago they changed it so that at the end of the year people with more revenue get tagged an extra amount which is bullpoop since those same people already subsidize the system proportionally by paying higher taxes.

So essentially for the exact same service two families can be charged a different amount.


Pretty sure eventually when you go to the grocery store you'll need to produce a tax form and pay more for apples (not the poster)

- dt99999


oh man i'd pay so much more for apprles
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim
Joined: 11.18.2008

Jul 10 @ 2:32 PM ET
oh man i'd pay so much more for apprles
- -davies-

I think it's applres
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