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SourceS.V.P.
St Louis Blues
Location: GOTTA GO FAST, QC
Joined: 04.20.2014
Aug 3 @ 2:49 PM ET
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Aug 3 @ 2:51 PM ET

- SourceS.V.P.

man i didn't even know about the slack-jawed part.
BINGO!
Carolina Hurricanes
Location: I'll always remember the last words my grandfather ever told me. He said, "A Truck!", SK
Joined: 09.21.2009
Aug 3 @ 3:33 PM ET
man i didn't even know about the slack-jawed part.
- kicksave856


Gotta keep'em loose for all that faggotry
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Aug 3 @ 3:35 PM ET
Gotta keep'em loose for all that faggotry
- BINGO!

makes perfect sense really.

i guess i should have realized these guys were slack-jawed years ago.
BINGO!
Carolina Hurricanes
Location: I'll always remember the last words my grandfather ever told me. He said, "A Truck!", SK
Joined: 09.21.2009
Aug 3 @ 3:38 PM ET
makes perfect sense really.

i guess i should have realized these guys were slack-jawed years ago.
- kicksave856


Oh it's not just their jaws.

Why do you think Dan poops so much?
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Aug 3 @ 3:40 PM ET
Oh it's not just their jaws.

Why do you think Dan poops so much?
- BINGO!

double penetration? dp99999?
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Aug 3 @ 4:16 PM ET
so here's preggo out at the reception area and she starts talking and it's about some hewlet packard service her mother swears is the best thing in the world.

and i'm sitting here saying to myself "holy poop, this girl is about to talk about something other than her pregnancy or her kid!"

but then she continues and it's a service that prints little 2"x3" pictures. and guess what she wants to take the pictures of?
aschuter82
Colorado Avalanche
Location: Cypress Creek
Joined: 06.18.2010
Aug 3 @ 4:57 PM ET
so here's preggo out at the reception area and she starts talking and it's about some hewlet packard service her mother swears is the best thing in the world.

and i'm sitting here saying to myself "holy poop, this girl is about to talk about something other than her pregnancy or her kid!"

but then she continues and it's a service that prints little 2"x3" pictures. and guess what she wants to take the pictures of?
- kicksave856

her tits?
BINGO!
Carolina Hurricanes
Location: I'll always remember the last words my grandfather ever told me. He said, "A Truck!", SK
Joined: 09.21.2009
Aug 3 @ 5:03 PM ET
her tits?
- aschuter82


This was my answer as well.
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Aug 3 @ 6:23 PM ET
ew, guys. she's big as a house.
watsonnostaw
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: Dude has all the personality of a lump of concrete. Just a complete lizard.
Joined: 06.26.2006
Aug 3 @ 6:26 PM ET
ew, guys. she's big as a house.
- kicksave856

you never (frank)ed a big fat pig?
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Aug 3 @ 6:36 PM ET
you never (frank)ed a big fat pig?
- watsonnostaw

once.

but she was an ex who just so happened to like quadruple her weight or some poop (i think after me she dated hot pockets for a while). but i think it might have helped that i knew what she was supposed to look like.

although it does strike me now, almost 20 years later, that we did it in the dark and i always do it with the lights on.
watsonnostaw
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: Dude has all the personality of a lump of concrete. Just a complete lizard.
Joined: 06.26.2006
Aug 3 @ 7:43 PM ET
once.

but she was an ex who just so happened to like quadruple her weight or some poop (i think after me she dated hot pockets for a while). but i think it might have helped that i knew what she was supposed to look like.

although it does strike me now, almost 20 years later, that we did it in the dark and i always do it with the lights on.
- kicksave856
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Aug 3 @ 8:39 PM ET

- watsonnostaw
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Aug 4 @ 8:48 AM ET
you ain't got no job and you ain't got poop to do
Streit2ThePoint
Seattle Kraken
Location: it's disgusting how good you are at hockeybuzz.
Joined: 09.20.2013
Aug 4 @ 10:46 AM ET
you ain't got no job and you ain't got poop to do
- kicksave856


I've been trying to kill this fly in my office for 3 hours now
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Aug 4 @ 10:49 AM ET
I've been trying to kill this fly in my office for 3 hours now
- Streit2ThePoint

you have a clipboard?

that's what i usually do.
Streit2ThePoint
Seattle Kraken
Location: it's disgusting how good you are at hockeybuzz.
Joined: 09.20.2013
Aug 4 @ 10:53 AM ET
you have a clipboard?

that's what i usually do.
- kicksave856


I have a rolled up magazine.
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Aug 4 @ 10:58 AM ET
I have a rolled up magazine.
- Streit2ThePoint

futile.
watsonnostaw
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: Dude has all the personality of a lump of concrete. Just a complete lizard.
Joined: 06.26.2006
Aug 4 @ 1:03 PM ET
smoking joints poolside

(frank) the internet

bye
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Aug 4 @ 1:41 PM ET
smoking joints poolside

(frank) the internet

bye
- watsonnostaw

bye
Cape Breton Bruins
Boston Bruins
Location: long friend time friend, AB
Joined: 11.26.2008
Aug 4 @ 2:18 PM ET
her tits?
- aschuter82
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Aug 4 @ 3:08 PM ET
come on, guys.
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Aug 4 @ 3:43 PM ET
oh, we should have those special parking spots for pregnant people? should we? really?

stfu.
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim
Joined: 11.18.2008
Aug 4 @ 3:45 PM ET
oh, we should have those special parking spots for pregnant people? should we? really?

stfu.
- kicksave856

At least pregnant chicks drive, when's the last time you saw a cripple pulling into a reserved spot?
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