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kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Aug 24 @ 9:03 AM ET
I had a horrible, horrible haircut experience
- Streit2ThePoint

tell me about it in excruciating detail.
Streit2ThePoint
Seattle Kraken
Location: it's disgusting how good you are at hockeybuzz.
Joined: 09.20.2013
Aug 24 @ 9:09 AM ET
tell me about it in excruciating detail.
- kicksave856


I went to a sports clips that I had previously went to a few times. Must have been 4-6 months since I've gone. Any who, I now remember that the last time I went, there were like 5-6 people named streit2thepoint and I almost got mixed up with another haircut.
Well this time I did get mixed up with someone else's haircut. The hair stylist started off with well looks like you got blah blah fade with # blah blah clipper and trimmed up top with scissors. And I do remember getting a fade but like a very light fade. Maybe a #2 fading to #3 or something.
So I start watching the O's vs A's game on TV and I glance over at the mirror and half of my head is basically bald. Like the shortest clipper number you can get. My eyes looked like this:


So I just sit there and basically say to myself ok well I guess we'll see where this goes. So now I have half a bald head and the other half very short.
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Aug 24 @ 9:15 AM ET
I went to a sports clips that I had previously went to a few times. Must have been 4-6 months since I've gone. Any who, I now remember that the last time I went, there were like 5-6 people named streit2thepoint and I almost got mixed up with another haircut.
Well this time I did get mixed up with someone else's haircut. The hair stylist started off with well looks like you got blah blah fade with # blah blah clipper and trimmed up top with scissors. And I do remember getting a fade but like a very light fade. Maybe a #2 fading to #3 or something.
So I start watching the O's vs A's game on TV and I glance over at the mirror and half of my head is basically bald. Like the shortest clipper number you can get. My eyes looked like this:


So I just sit there and basically say to myself ok well I guess we'll see where this goes. So now I have half a bald head and the other half very short.
- Streit2ThePoint

i'm sure you're just as handsome as ever.

the answer to never having this happen again is to use the name rodrigo. what are the chances they have many customers named rodrigo?
Streit2ThePoint
Seattle Kraken
Location: it's disgusting how good you are at hockeybuzz.
Joined: 09.20.2013
Aug 24 @ 9:26 AM ET
i'm sure you're just as handsome as ever.

the answer to never having this happen again is to use the name rodrigo. what are the chances they have many customers named rodrigo?
- kicksave856


That is very true. Also, new customers get a free upgrade to the neck/shoulder massage and legendary hot towel.
Streit2ThePoint
Seattle Kraken
Location: it's disgusting how good you are at hockeybuzz.
Joined: 09.20.2013
Aug 24 @ 9:27 AM ET
I can now feel the wind blow through my peach fuzz when I walk.
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Aug 24 @ 9:29 AM ET
That is very true. Also, new customers get a free upgrade to the neck/shoulder massage and legendary hot towel.
- Streit2ThePoint

i hope they call it "the legendary hot towel" even in person.
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Aug 24 @ 9:29 AM ET
I can now feel the wind blow through my peach fuzz when I walk.
- Streit2ThePoint

ooh this reminds me, i shaved my balls yesterday too.
Streit2ThePoint
Seattle Kraken
Location: it's disgusting how good you are at hockeybuzz.
Joined: 09.20.2013
Aug 24 @ 9:30 AM ET
ooh this reminds me, i shaved my balls yesterday too.
- kicksave856


yeah that's on my to do list
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Aug 24 @ 9:34 AM ET
yeah that's on my to do list
- Streit2ThePoint

i love when the wind blows through my peach fuzz.
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Aug 24 @ 9:39 AM ET
"i enjoy being pregnant"
"i loved being pregnant. i loved it"
"i loved being pregnant right up until i delivered JULIO"
SourceS.V.P.
St Louis Blues
Location: GOTTA GO FAST, QC
Joined: 04.20.2014
Aug 24 @ 9:44 AM ET
"i enjoy being pregnant"
"i loved being pregnant. i loved it"
"i loved being pregnant right up until i delivered JULIO"
- kicksave856

(frank) julio and (frank) that whore
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Aug 24 @ 9:45 AM ET
(frank) julio and (frank) that whore
- SourceS.V.P.

lol
Streit2ThePoint
Seattle Kraken
Location: it's disgusting how good you are at hockeybuzz.
Joined: 09.20.2013
Aug 24 @ 9:56 AM ET
"i enjoy being pregnant"
"i loved being pregnant. i loved it"
"i loved being pregnant right up until i delivered JULIO"
- kicksave856


mrs s2tp was ok with s3tp's pregnancy (right up until she delivered! loloollol)
mrs s2tp was an absolute hormonal raging lunatic with s4tp's pregnancy
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Aug 24 @ 9:57 AM ET
also a friend of hers posted on facebook that she was a vegetarian and then had eggs for breakfast.

this has apparently really affected julio's mom's life in a big way. she's beside herself.
Streit2ThePoint
Seattle Kraken
Location: it's disgusting how good you are at hockeybuzz.
Joined: 09.20.2013
Aug 24 @ 9:57 AM ET
also a friend of hers posted on facebook that she was a vegetarian and then had eggs for breakfast.

this has apparently really affected julio's mom's life in a big way. she's beside herself.
- kicksave856


what a disgrace
Crimsoninja
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Dude, I am so sorry about whatever made you like this. Take it easy.
Joined: 07.06.2007
Aug 24 @ 9:59 AM ET
also a friend of hers posted on facebook that she was a vegetarian and then had eggs for breakfast.

this has apparently really affected julio's mom's life in a big way. she's beside herself.
- kicksave856

play this song every time she is near year
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Aug 24 @ 10:00 AM ET
mrs s2tp was ok with s3tp's pregnancy (right up until she delivered! loloollol)
mrs s2tp was an absolute hormonal raging lunatic with s4tp's pregnancy
- Streit2ThePoint

my favorite part is when they smell something and just instantaneously throw up.

it can be like cinnabon, which smells like (frank)ing heaven and was always a delicious smell to them before they got pregnant and will be a delicious smell to them after they're pregnant.
Streit2ThePoint
Seattle Kraken
Location: it's disgusting how good you are at hockeybuzz.
Joined: 09.20.2013
Aug 24 @ 10:03 AM ET
my favorite part is when they smell something and just instantaneously throw up.

it can be like cinnabon, which smells like (frank)ing heaven and was always a delicious smell to them before they got pregnant and will be a delicious smell to them after they're pregnant.
- kicksave856


certain laundry detergents and the smell of coffee made her queasy.
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Aug 24 @ 10:04 AM ET
certain laundry detergents and the smell of coffee made her queasy.
- Streit2ThePoint

"baby, i love you but i love coffee just a little bit more."
Streit2ThePoint
Seattle Kraken
Location: it's disgusting how good you are at hockeybuzz.
Joined: 09.20.2013
Aug 24 @ 10:07 AM ET
"baby, i love you but i love coffee just a little bit more."
- kicksave856


yeah it didn't stop me
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Aug 24 @ 10:10 AM ET
yeah it didn't stop me
- Streit2ThePoint

once they let you impregnate them a little nausea is probably not a deal breaker.
Streit2ThePoint
Seattle Kraken
Location: it's disgusting how good you are at hockeybuzz.
Joined: 09.20.2013
Aug 24 @ 10:21 AM ET
once they let you impregnate them a little nausea is probably not a deal breaker.
- kicksave856


let us pray it doesn't happen again.
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Aug 24 @ 10:28 AM ET
let us pray it doesn't happen again.
- Streit2ThePoint

*prays*
BINGO!
Carolina Hurricanes
Location: I'll always remember the last words my grandfather ever told me. He said, "A Truck!", SK
Joined: 09.21.2009
Aug 24 @ 10:30 AM ET
let us pray it doesn't happen again.
- Streit2ThePoint


S6TP
Streit2ThePoint
Seattle Kraken
Location: it's disgusting how good you are at hockeybuzz.
Joined: 09.20.2013
Aug 24 @ 10:36 AM ET
S6TP
- BINGO!
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