s3tp came into our room at 5:20 saying he was hungry. I threw a shoe at him. just kidding I gave him a bag of tortilla chips and he went back to bed but I didn't fall back asleep until like 5:45 and my alarm went off at 6
- Streit2ThePoint

so i'm in this wawa parking lot on my way home from work. grabbing a salad so i don't have to do anything but get maxxxed all night.

anyway, i think i see the aftermath of a fender bender. of course, my first thought is "tsk tsk, back in next time!" but as i get out of my car i hear asian voices yelling. like a lot of asian voices are yelling. and i'm all like "where can all of these asians even be? where can all of these asians have even come from?"

sure enough, it's the asian dry cleaner arguing with asian customers to the point where some of them have gotten out of their cars in the middle of a strip store parking lot. mostly ladies.

the only reason i'm wasting the time to tell you this is because i'm already maxxxed now so it seemed like a good idea at the time and because it was just so stereotypically awesome. like something out of a tv show where it was supposed to be hilarious. they yell such nonsensical insults at each other like "you like robin hood, you steal from poor!" and the winner "you hava no soul!", at which point all the asians got back in their respective cars and went home.

so i'm in this wawa parking lot on my way home from work. grabbing a salad so i don't have to do anything but get maxxxed all night.

anyway, i think i see the aftermath of a fender bender. of course, my first thought is "tsk tsk, back in next time!" but as i get out of my car i hear asian voices yelling. like a lot of asian voices are yelling. and i'm all like "where can all of these asians even be? where can all of these asians have even come from?"

sure enough, it's the asian dry cleaner arguing with asian customers to the point where some of them have gotten out of their cars in the middle of a strip store parking lot. mostly ladies.

the only reason i'm wasting the time to tell you this is because i'm already maxxxed now and because it was just so stereotypically awesome. like something out of a tv show where it was supposed to be hilarious. they yell such nonsensical insults at each other like "you like robin hood, you steal from poor!" and the winner "you hava no soul!", at which point all the asians got back in their respective cars and went home.
- kicksave856

https://youtu.be/nycCS032vkA?t=3m30s

https://youtu.be/nycCS032vkA?t=3m30s
- watsonnostaw

exatry

i was afraid of getting hit with a throwing star the entire time.

so i'm in this wawa parking lot on my way home from work. grabbing a salad so i don't have to do anything but get maxxxed all night.

anyway, i think i see the aftermath of a fender bender. of course, my first thought is "tsk tsk, back in next time!" but as i get out of my car i hear asian voices yelling. like a lot of asian voices are yelling. and i'm all like "where can all of these asians even be? where can all of these asians have even come from?"

sure enough, it's the asian dry cleaner arguing with asian customers to the point where some of them have gotten out of their cars in the middle of a strip store parking lot. mostly ladies.

the only reason i'm wasting the time to tell you this is because i'm already maxxxed now so it seemed like a good idea at the time and because it was just so stereotypically awesome. like something out of a tv show where it was supposed to be hilarious. they yell such nonsensical insults at each other like "you like robin hood, you steal from poor!" and the winner "you hava no soul!", at which point all the asians got back in their respective cars and went home.
- kicksave856

Fast and Furious IX: Jersey Suburbs

Fast and Furious IX: Jersey Suburbs
- PhillySportsGuy

- kicksave856

https://youtu.be/3_aSW99-X3E?t=19m16s

https://youtu.be/3_aSW99-X3E?t=19m16s
- watsonnostaw

lol

the blackest room i've seen in a condo ad so far.

don't act like it's not, guys.

don't act like it's not, guys.
- kicksave856

if a house doesn't have carpet in the bathrooms it is not superior

if a house doesn't have carpet in the bathrooms it is not superior
- Streit2ThePoint

i hadn't even noticed that. wtf? IT'S A BREEDING GROUND

i hadn't even noticed that. wtf? IT'S A BREEDING GROUND
- kicksave856

a breeding ground for comfort

a breeding ground for comfort
- Streit2ThePoint

and blacksplash.

and blackteria.

and god forbid that black as shit toilet gets clogged and overflows. you're basically going right to the computer and looking for new houses if that happens.

for the record, i love black people.

they just have really ugly toilets and tubs.

for the record, i love black people.

they just have really ugly toilets and tubs.
- kicksave856

dat stencil on point doe

dat stencil on point doe
- Streit2ThePoint

the pink and grey wallpaper is also fly AF.

i've been nonstop offending kickbro with racist jokes about this bathroom picture all day, btw.

for the record, i love black people.

they just have really ugly toilets and tubs.
- kicksave856

cant say i've ever noticed this

cant say i've ever noticed this
- daeth

the blackest room i've seen in a condo ad so far.


- kicksave856

Where does a person even buy something like this?

Where does a person even buy something like this?
- BINGO!

home depot

home depot
- daeth

oh.

I don't have one of those.

Where does a person even buy something like this?
- BINGO!

kickbro said a specialty store. i said "you mean like their barber shops?"