and crims, much like life, you're also too short.

lol you'd kill yourself at what i've been doing the last few weeks
- -davies-

i don't really like people. i greatly dislike small talk. i'm not fond of crowds.

i'd go to dominic's if a group of people wanted to go but bellmawr is a lot of racists with shaved heads and trumper stickers on their trucks so i wouldn't go there by myself.

i recently started ridding myself of unnecessary, annoying, or otherwise ridiculous people. no need to go out in bellmawr and meet more.
- kicksave856

the absolute worst, The bane of my existence, lol

the absolute worst, The bane of my existence, lol
- SourceS.V.P.

i love weather talk. you literally just want to look at them and be like "why? why are we doing this at all?"

the absolute worst, The bane of my existence, lol
- SourceS.V.P.

I check all parameters of the compound for neighbours before I go check the mail.

And they are really nice people.

I check all parameters of the compound for neighbours before I go check the mail.

And they are really nice people.
- Cape Breton Bruins

I check all parameters of the compound for neighbours before I go check the mail.

And they are really nice people.
- Cape Breton Bruins

yeah, that's what i'm talking about.

like why talk to someone if you don't have to.

i love weather talk. you literally just want to look at them and be like "why? why are we doing this at all?"
- kicksave856

Customers do that to me on the phone. THE PHONE! You're 200 miles away. Why would either of us care what the weather is like where the other one is? Just tell me what you (frank)ing want!

yeah, that's what i'm talking about.

like why talk to someone if you don't have to.
- kicksave856

And I can tell they feel the same way so I'm doing us all a favour.

And I can tell they feel the same way so I'm doing us all a favour.
- Cape Breton Bruins

exactly.

we're super nice guys and ignoring people is how we show it.

guys, i don't even ask how people are after they ask me

i'm just like "good" and then i move on

I check all parameters of the compound for neighbours before I go check the mail.

And they are really nice people.
- Cape Breton Bruins

guys, i don't even ask how people are after they ask me

i'm just like "good" and then i move on
- daeth

I (frank)ing respect this so hard

I check all parameters of the compound for neighbours before I go check the mail.

And they are really nice people.
- Cape Breton Bruins

I am the same

I am the same
- Crimsoninja

my neighbors are the best. we either just nod or we say "hello" and move on.

my neighbors are the best. we either just nod or we say "hello" and move on.
- daeth

They get it

I am the same
- Crimsoninja

Both sides are great but one guy two doors down is from New Brunswick so he thinks we have this kinship because we are both Maritimers. He likes to talk the (frank)ing ears off of everybody and he's nosy as hell.

His daughter is like 7 and she's unbearable.

Both sides are great but one guy two doors down is from New Brunswick so he thinks we have this kinship because we are both Maritimers. He likes to talk the (frank)ing ears off of everybody and he's nosy as hell.

His daughter is like 7 and she's unbearable.
- Cape Breton Bruins

fart. just fart. like a lot.

the first few episodes they'll just make really weird faces like "did he.. is he really doing this?" then after a while they'll ask you about it and you can tell them your doctor said it's not healthy to hold it in so you don't.

when they balk at that tell them "it's natural just like body odor, which is why i don't wear deodorant."

fart. just fart. like a lot.

the first few episodes they'll just make really weird faces like "did he.. is he really doing this?" then after a while they'll ask you about it and you can tell them your doctor said it's not healthy to hold it in so you don't.

when they balk at that tell them "it's natural just like body odor, which is why i don't wear deodorant."
- kicksave856

Pretty sure he would love it. He strikes me as a Larry the cable Guy type.

i'm doing it right now.
- kicksave856

he makes it too easy at times.

he makes it too easy at times.
- Gramps28

i'm not even sure why he keeps trying.

guys, i make small talk just because its uncomfortable.

Pretty sure he would love it. He strikes me as a Larry the cable Guy type.
- Cape Breton Bruins

well plan b all along was to slash at him and his female genitaliay little daughter with a rusty ice pick.

just flail away. maybe one in each hand. cover them in fake blood so they know you're experienced and mean business.

guys, i make small talk just because its uncomfortable.
- Gramps28

huh that's the same reason I (frank) your wife.

football players are big guys. they look like normal people. they're just really big.
- meateater