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Streit2ThePoint
Seattle Kraken
Location: it's disgusting how good you are at hockeybuzz.
Joined: 09.20.2013
Sep 23 @ 10:33 AM ET
well I feel betrayed now over his depiction of me as that creep but yes it felt pretty good. it was warm to my heart, brings me back to christmas by a fireplace, the sweet aroma of burning logs & christmas trees enjoying a hot cup of cocoa
- twiztedmike


Hey that creep is me
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Sep 23 @ 10:36 AM ET
Hey that creep is me
- Streit2ThePoint

i knew that.
twiztedmike
Toronto Maple Leafs
Joined: 10.06.2007
Sep 23 @ 10:39 AM ET
you have a lot of imagery in your head today. you should finally write that great canadian novel.
- kicksave856

The lonely lumberjack stared out of his frosty log cabin window, hoping to catch a glimpse of the beast that terrorized him on these long winter nights. The night sky was clear and the stars and moon illuminated the shrubs and trees around his cabin. The crackling and snapping of the maple tree branches and shattered glass were the last sounds he ever heard.

..
..
..

The beaver sank his buck teeth into the neck of his plaidshirt victim. Blood gushed out of his jugular artery and painted the walls red with blood. The flag that hung next to the moose head blended in with the walls. The beaver apologized after his kill, but a beaver's gotta eat.

The end.
twiztedmike
Toronto Maple Leafs
Joined: 10.06.2007
Sep 23 @ 10:42 AM ET
Hey that creep is me
- Streit2ThePoint

Words cannot describe how elated I am that you have not betrayed me.
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Sep 23 @ 10:48 AM ET
The lonely lumberjack stared out of his frosty log cabin window, hoping to catch a glimpse of the beast that terrorized him on these long winter nights. The night sky was clear and the stars and moon illuminated the shrubs and trees around his cabin. The crackling and snapping of the maple tree branches and shattered glass were the last sounds he ever heard.

..
..
..

The beaver sank his buck teeth into the neck of his plaidshirt victim. Blood gushed out of his jugular artery and painted the walls red with blood. The flag that hung next to the moose head blended in with the walls. The beaver apologized after his kill, but a beaver's gotta eat.

The end.
- twiztedmike

the long awaited second book by award winning novelist twiztedmike.

Eh

in stores tuesday.
twiztedmike
Toronto Maple Leafs
Joined: 10.06.2007
Sep 23 @ 10:59 AM ET
the long awaited second book by award winning novelist twiztedmike.

Eh

in stores tuesday.
- kicksave856

Bob MacKinaw flipped off his TV in disgust. His beloved Habs had just lost another game to the mighty Maple Leafs. He liberally dashed his pancakes with maple syrup and took comfort in his night time snack. He reached into his cabinet hoping to find a bottle of Canadian Club.

"Ahhh! Zut Tabarnak!!!" He was out of whiskey. So he went to round up his huskies and sleigh. He didn't really like to leave the comfort and confines of his log shack, particularly because he didn't being around other people. He traveled through the cold white desert for a half hour. Thoughts of the recent Habs game kept him hot-headed and warm.

He arrived at SAQ and filled his backpack with as many bottles as he could. He ran past the checkout counter but apologized, so it was okay. He didn't enjoy stealing but he had to. He never made it out the door. A gunshot echoed in the store and Bob never got up again.

"That'll teach you to come back here and steal, Eh!!!!"
-davies-
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: A medical emergency involving you.
Joined: 08.05.2013
Sep 23 @ 11:06 AM ET


Streit2ThePoint
Seattle Kraken
Location: it's disgusting how good you are at hockeybuzz.
Joined: 09.20.2013
Sep 23 @ 11:20 AM ET

- -davies-
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Sep 23 @ 11:27 AM ET
Bob MacKinaw flipped off his TV in disgust. His beloved Habs had just lost another game to the mighty Maple Leafs. He liberally dashed his pancakes with maple syrup and took comfort in his night time snack. He reached into his cabinet hoping to find a bottle of Canadian Club.

"Ahhh! Zut Tabarnak!!!" He was out of whiskey. So he went to round up his huskies and sleigh. He didn't really like to leave the comfort and confines of his log shack, particularly because he didn't being around other people. He traveled through the cold white desert for a half hour. Thoughts of the recent Habs game kept him hot-headed and warm.

He arrived at SAQ and filled his backpack with as many bottles as he could. He ran past the checkout counter but apologized, so it was okay. He didn't enjoy stealing but he had to. He never made it out the door. A gunshot echoed in the store and Bob never got up again.

"That'll teach you to come back here and steal, Eh!!!!"
- twiztedmike

nice
twiztedmike
Toronto Maple Leafs
Joined: 10.06.2007
Sep 23 @ 11:42 AM ET
nice
- kicksave856

Thanks man

Perhaps we should have a short story thread

Write a short story - 2-4 paragraphs & then when you're done, pick a category (Sci-Fi, Horror, Comedy) and a key word (like "Eh") for the next author to work in their story
twiztedmike
Toronto Maple Leafs
Joined: 10.06.2007
Sep 23 @ 11:42 AM ET

- -davies-

swag
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Sep 23 @ 12:40 PM ET
swag
- twiztedmike

lol
Gramps28
Chicago Blackhawks
Location: Double poop your best players everyone!, IL
Joined: 07.09.2014
Sep 23 @ 2:03 PM ET
come on, guys. this is bullpoop.
- kicksave856

hi kick.
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Sep 23 @ 2:08 PM ET
hi kick.
- Gramps28

hey, man.
watsonnostaw
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: Dude has all the personality of a lump of concrete. Just a complete lizard.
Joined: 06.26.2006
Sep 24 @ 7:08 PM ET
preparing to piss off the pope
watsonnostaw
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: Dude has all the personality of a lump of concrete. Just a complete lizard.
Joined: 06.26.2006
Sep 25 @ 11:27 PM ET
what
the
(frank)

was that


also weird was the orange shirt coming in to lay a (frank)ing blanket under his head
- Crimsoninja



i believe this may be my favorite post of this thread
watsonnostaw
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: Dude has all the personality of a lump of concrete. Just a complete lizard.
Joined: 06.26.2006
Sep 25 @ 11:29 PM ET
preparing to piss off the pope
- watsonnostaw

pope-ocalypse
watsonnostaw
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: Dude has all the personality of a lump of concrete. Just a complete lizard.
Joined: 06.26.2006
Sep 25 @ 11:41 PM ET
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Sep 29 @ 9:02 AM ET
WAKE THE (FRANK) UP.


this ain't no mudd club, or CBGB
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim
Joined: 11.18.2008
Sep 29 @ 9:04 AM ET
WAKE THE (FRANK) UP.


this ain't no mudd club, or CBGB
- kicksave856

huh?
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Sep 29 @ 9:12 AM ET
huh?
- dt99999

i'm just sayin. stop fooling around.
-davies-
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: A medical emergency involving you.
Joined: 08.05.2013
Sep 29 @ 10:09 AM ET
huh?
- dt99999



i think it's talking heads
Streit2ThePoint
Seattle Kraken
Location: it's disgusting how good you are at hockeybuzz.
Joined: 09.20.2013
Sep 29 @ 10:23 AM ET
WAKE THE (FRANK) UP.


this ain't no mudd club, or CBGB
- kicksave856


Terribly busy, I have sticky notes on top of sticky notes
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Sep 29 @ 10:31 AM ET
Terribly busy, I have sticky notes on top of sticky notes
- Streit2ThePoint

ew
twiztedmike
Toronto Maple Leafs
Joined: 10.06.2007
Sep 29 @ 11:11 AM ET
ew
- kicksave856

these people disgust me sometimes
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