Thanks. I'm feeling lucky now.

I'm going to go put my regular condoms in a empty box of Magnums.... it's all about the illusion. I'm thinking big tonight.

- boonerbuck

Trojan petites...small enough for her but made for him

Thanks. I'm feeling lucky now.

I'm going to go put my regular condoms in a empty box of Magnums.... it's all about the illusion. I'm thinking big tonight.

- boonerbuck

As long as you don't go live with the Magnum by mistake. Otherwise, halfway through, you'll be like, where'd it go?

Edit: That has never happened to me, I swear.

Your left hand isn't considered scoring Boone
- VANTEL

Depends how asleep you can get it. I'm giving Roofies right now actually...

Only 9 hits credited to the Canucks thus far, Pens have 26

As long as you don't go live with the Magnum by mistake. Otherwise, halfway through, you'll be like, where'd it go?

Edit: That has never happened to me, I swear.
- CubanBuffet

It's like a message in a bottle for the next guy.

Depends how asleep you can get it. I'm giving Roofies right now actually...

- boonerbuck

Well if you go ahed with it dress it up . A little perfume , lipstick , and maybe wash it for the extra feeling of STRANGE

Only 9 hits credited to the Canucks thus far, Pens have 26
- LeftCoaster

If you count hitting the back of the net, it's a little closer...

Only 9 hits credited to the Canucks thus far, Pens have 26
- LeftCoaster

Turn thy other cheek

Dallas lost


Minnesota won

Turn thy other cheek
- I-own_da-Northwest

It's like a message in a bottle for the next guy.
- boonerbuck

Burrows and the twins just works for whatever reason?

Every time I give a player poop, he scores. Vrbata last game...

Edit: Daniel Sedin is a discredit to the name Daniel.
- CubanBuffet

It worked!!!

Scoob has Greiss in

Can someone please tell me what the fukk is going on right now. I've lost all feeling in my left arm.

Were down 4 zip right?
- vancity787

Might want to get your parents to call 911.

It worked!!!
- CubanBuffet

Try benning

It worked!!!
- CubanBuffet

It worked!!!
- CubanBuffet

Vancouver is intimidating pitts

Now that's pathetic

Where did Weber learn to crosscheck?

Were did Weber learn to crosscheck?
- A_SteamingLombardi

Yesterday

Were did Weber learn to crosscheck?
- A_SteamingLombardi

Against Matthias

Nucker says the pens would have less goals if Tanev was playing

Nucker says the pens would have less goals if Tanev was playing
- Bieksa#3

They would have two less.

Sorry Vantel


DSedin is now franchise leader in ppg with 115 passing Markus Naslund He is also tied with Linden for 2nd in all-time goals at 318 #TSN1040