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Jeropotato
Season Ticket Holder
Edmonton Oilers
Joined: 01.03.2013

Feb 18 @ 5:20 PM ET

- ruttager17

I wouldn't make it the military.....I would snicker too often and take sooooo many severe beating from Sergeants.
Jeropotato
Season Ticket Holder
Edmonton Oilers
Joined: 01.03.2013

Feb 18 @ 5:23 PM ET
Nah. He doesn't need to stay gone
- MaximumBone

I wish JB would (frank) off forever......for his own good really. What kind of teenager spends countless amounts of down time on the Internet? He's young, he should be scoring weed, chasing tail and finding a bootlegger when he's not busy with sports and studying and having a part time job.
MaximumBone
Edmonton Oilers
Joined: 06.15.2012

Feb 18 @ 5:25 PM ET
I wish JB would (frank) off forever......for his own good really. What kind of teenager spends countless amounts of down time on the Internet? He's young, he should be scoring weed, chasing tail and finding a bootlegger when he's not busy with sports and studying and having a part time job.
- Jeropotato

Woah, buttplug! I've been on here since I was 17 But seriously, to be fair to the kid, he only seems to engage you guys on game nights so it's not like he's doing much else.
Jeropotato
Season Ticket Holder
Edmonton Oilers
Joined: 01.03.2013

Feb 18 @ 5:28 PM ET
Woah, buttplug! I've been on here since I was 17 But seriously, to be fair to the kid, he only seems to engage you guys on game nights so it's not like he's doing much else.
- MaximumBone

Yeah lately......but he spent his entire 16th summer on this earth on here for close to 10 hours a day......take a guess what I was doing in my 16th summer?

Drinking
Getting high
Checking out bands
Trying to get some ass

It was the time of my life! Sure glad I didn't spend that summer on line.
HAs_Revenge
Joined: 02.09.2015

Feb 18 @ 5:32 PM ET
Yeah lately......but he spent his entire 16th summer on this earth on here for close to 10 hours a day......take a guess what I was doing in my 16th summer?

Drinking
Getting high
Checking out bands
Trying to get some ass

It was the time of my life! Sure glad I didn't spend that summer on line.

- Jeropotato

All of this....
ruttager17
Edmonton Oilers
Location: "Don't worry about me, worry about yourself". -EKLB DNZ supreme , AB
Joined: 10.21.2011

Feb 18 @ 5:47 PM ET
Nah. He doesn't need to stay gone
- MaximumBone

Well I didn't even read it all but I got your back cause you are a fellow ginger....and he said you don't know anything about hockey, which should only be reserved for Clouts, Hanley and JB.
ruttager17
Edmonton Oilers
Location: "Don't worry about me, worry about yourself". -EKLB DNZ supreme , AB
Joined: 10.21.2011

Feb 18 @ 5:49 PM ET
I wish JB would (frank) off forever......for his own good really. What kind of teenager spends countless amounts of down time on the Internet? He's young, he should be scoring weed, chasing tail and finding a bootlegger when he's not busy with sports and studying and having a part time job.
- Jeropotato

Well actually if wasting time here keeps him off the booze and drugs then its a good thing...and we saw what happens when he trys to play sports.
muhammed
Location: The man, the myth, the legend
Joined: 11.09.2011

Feb 18 @ 5:50 PM ET
Well actually if wasting time here keeps him off the booze and drugs then its a good thing...and we saw what happens when he gets drunk on fireball
- ruttager17

fixed
ruttager17
Edmonton Oilers
Location: "Don't worry about me, worry about yourself". -EKLB DNZ supreme , AB
Joined: 10.21.2011

Feb 18 @ 5:51 PM ET
fixed
- muhammed

Great point.
muhammed
Location: The man, the myth, the legend
Joined: 11.09.2011

Feb 18 @ 5:52 PM ET
Great point.
- ruttager17


He should stick to liquor from his native land of mexico.



ruttager17
Edmonton Oilers
Location: "Don't worry about me, worry about yourself". -EKLB DNZ supreme , AB
Joined: 10.21.2011

Feb 18 @ 5:55 PM ET
He should stick to liquor from his native land of mexico.




- muhammed

That kid would get completely wrecked on Tequila.....maybe a couple of Corona's is what he should start with. I don't want anymore PM"s
muhammed
Location: The man, the myth, the legend
Joined: 11.09.2011

Feb 18 @ 5:57 PM ET
That kid would get completely wrecked on Tequila.....maybe a couple of Corona's is what he should start with. I don't want anymore PM"s
- ruttager17


I heard he reinacted that raccoon video
ruttager17
Edmonton Oilers
Location: "Don't worry about me, worry about yourself". -EKLB DNZ supreme , AB
Joined: 10.21.2011

Feb 18 @ 5:58 PM ET
I heard he reinacted that raccoon video
- muhammed

Yeah but he played the raccoon in it.
muhammed
Location: The man, the myth, the legend
Joined: 11.09.2011

Feb 18 @ 6:00 PM ET
Yeah but he played the raccoon in it.
- ruttager17


Clouts played the big boned kid ?
Jeropotato
Season Ticket Holder
Edmonton Oilers
Joined: 01.03.2013

Feb 18 @ 6:04 PM ET
Yeah but he played the raccoon in it.
- ruttager17

Jeropotato
Season Ticket Holder
Edmonton Oilers
Joined: 01.03.2013

Feb 18 @ 6:05 PM ET
go check out the thread. that Tanner is as smart as nails. I was going to say wood chips, but those can provide a source of heat or turn into oil over millions of years. Tanner isn't as smart as that.
- ChetManly

We got him riled up now.......Warriors!
Dangles13
Edmonton Oilers
Location: MB
Joined: 02.08.2011

Feb 18 @ 6:41 PM ET
So for you MacT haters...

Dangles13
Edmonton Oilers
Location: MB
Joined: 02.08.2011

Feb 18 @ 6:50 PM ET
Did you all get banned telling each to (frank) off or what?

Quick question regarding the raging coach debate that took place earlier. Why was it not acceptable when Eakins asked former coaches what systems they used, yet perfectly ok when Nelson admitted to using Eakins systems?
Jeropotato
Season Ticket Holder
Edmonton Oilers
Joined: 01.03.2013

Feb 18 @ 7:06 PM ET
So for you MacT haters...


- Dangles13

Mac T: okay let's talk about getting Jeff extended.....I'm thinking 5 years 2o million.
Agent: how about 18 over 3? One 24 million over 4?
Mac T: geez....6 mill per is pretty steep
Agent : well we will get at least 20 million over 4 at free agency.5 Mil per.
Mac T: I think we can probably work with 5 mil per...4 years you want?
Agent: 4 years will do.
Mac T: okay we'll get the paper work started for 20 million over 4 years.
Agent:uhhh....no it's 5 years 30 million.
Mac T: huh? You just said you were seeking 5 mil per and were okay with 4 years?
Agent: yeah, on the open market. We want more to stay here.
Mac t: your poopting me?
Agent: Nope. What did you expect to be treated with as much interest as say San Jose or Tampa Bay? Or Hometown Detroit?
Mac T: well I guess not .....but I had hoped...
Agent: Tell ya what.....6 mil per over 5 years and because you spent so much time developing him and getting him top minutes, I'll tack a couple teams on his limited No trade clause.
Mac T: great.....so now it's what? 12 teams?
Agent : no dip poop, 8!!!
Mac T: serious ?
Agent: yup.
MacT : anything else?
Agent: yeah , if your gonna trade him to one of the teams he likes it has to be done prior to the 2017-18 season.....and even then it has to be between the last regular season game and July 1st because he wants to adopt school age kids and go on really cool vacations in the summer.
Mac T: Jesus Christ......
Agent: So do we have a deal?
Mac T: (frank) no!
Agent: okay fine then you do realize I'm gonna hint to the media that didn't think much of Jeff and that you let him walk.....have fun explaining that to your rabid fan base, chump!

bloatedmosquito
Vancouver Canucks
Location: The Clit Whisperer
Joined: 10.22.2011

Feb 18 @ 7:06 PM ET
So what are we discussing today?you're (frank)ed if you think I'm reading another garbage Hendo blog.
- Jeropotato


In your opinion has there ever been a decent oil blogger? Hard job I would imagine.

I liked Cloutier.
Jeropotato
Season Ticket Holder
Edmonton Oilers
Joined: 01.03.2013

Feb 18 @ 7:06 PM ET
Did you all get banned telling each to (frank) off or what?

Quick question regarding the raging coach debate that took place earlier. Why was it not acceptable when Eakins asked former coaches what systems they used, yet perfectly ok when Nelson admitted to using Eakins systems?

- Dangles13

Nope. Still kicking.
Jeropotato
Season Ticket Holder
Edmonton Oilers
Joined: 01.03.2013

Feb 18 @ 7:07 PM ET
In your opinion has there ever been a decent oil blogger? Hard job I would imagine.

I liked Cloutier.

- bloatedmosquito

My opinion is no......though I myself did write an excellent blog on my hockey buzz.
batjester
Pittsburgh Penguins
Location: College hockey is way more competitive than the OHL - hanleyaj, WI
Joined: 03.09.2013

Feb 18 @ 7:07 PM ET
Okay so what Hockey Discussion is happening here?
- Jeropotato

You know better than that
Dangles13
Edmonton Oilers
Location: MB
Joined: 02.08.2011

Feb 18 @ 7:15 PM ET
Mac T: okay let's talk about getting Jeff extended.....I'm thinking 5 years 2o million.
Agent: how about 18 over 3? One 24 million over 4?
Mac T: geez....6 mill per is pretty steep
Agent : well we will get at least 20 million over 4 at free agency.5 Mil per.
Mac T: I think we can probably work with 5 mil per...4 years you want?
Agent: 4 years will do.
Mac T: okay we'll get the paper work started for 20 million over 4 years.
Agent:uhhh....no it's 5 years 30 million.
Mac T: huh? You just said you were seeking 5 mil per and were okay with 4 years?
Agent: yeah, on the open market. We want more to stay here.
Mac t: your poopting me?
Agent: Nope. What did you expect to be treated with as much interest as say San Jose or Tampa Bay? Or Hometown Detroit?
Mac T: well I guess not .....but I had hoped...
Agent: Tell ya what.....6 mil per over 5 years and because you spent so much time developing him and getting him top minutes, I'll tack a couple teams on his limited No trade clause.
Mac T: great.....so now it's what? 12 teams?
Agent : no dip poop, 8!!!
Mac T: serious ?
Agent: yup.
MacT : anything else?
Agent: yeah , if your gonna trade him to one of the teams he likes it has to be done prior to the 2017-18 season.....and even then it has to be between the last regular season game and July 1st because he wants to adopt school age kids and go on really cool vacations in the summer.
Mac T: Jesus Christ......
Agent: So do we have a deal?
Mac T: (frank) no!
Agent: okay fine then you do realize I'm gonna hint to the media that didn't think much of Jeff and that you let him walk.....have fun explaining that to your rabid fan base, chump!

- Jeropotato




Jeff: Tell that piece of poop gm if Nikitin is worth 9 over 2 seasons then I'm (frank)ing worth 9 over 1.
Dangles13
Edmonton Oilers
Location: MB
Joined: 02.08.2011

Feb 18 @ 7:16 PM ET
Nope. Still kicking.
- Jeropotato


(frank)ing Tanner is a piece of work. He is like a (frank)ing whore, begs for attention and gets all pissy when he finally gets it.
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