Ugh.... just puked my guts out.... on the bright side I got rid of all that pesky food and am made room more booze. - HAs_Revenge
My buddy Ian got home from work late one night, sat down to watch some tv and felt a little rumble in his guts. He got up to head to the John when he was overwhelmed with nausea , but unsure if he was gonna poop himself or barf. He ran to the John dropped to his knees in front of the Toilet, dry heaved and filled his pants with diarrhea . He's a good guy.
My 7 year old nephew doesn't understand racism and he makes fun of them to their face and I can't help but laugh. I'm a (frank)ing awesome uncle. - Dangles13
My buddy Ian got home from work late one night, sat down to watch some tv and felt a little rumble in his guts. He got up to head to the John when he was overwhelmed with nausea , but unsure if he was gonna poop himself or barf. He ran to the John dropped to his knees in front of the Toilet, dry heaved and filled his pants with diarrhea . He's a good guy. - Jeropotato
My buddy Ian got home from work late one night, sat down to watch some tv and felt a little rumble in his guts. He got up to head to the John when he was overwhelmed with nausea , but unsure if he was gonna poop himself or barf. He ran to the John dropped to his knees in front of the Toilet, dry heaved and filled his pants with diarrhea . He's a good guy. - Jeropotato
I would be lying if I said that never happened too me.
Location: "Don't worry about me, worry about yourself". -EKLB DNZ supreme , AB Joined: 10.21.2011
Feb 19 @ 12:35 AM ET
My buddy Ian got home from work late one night, sat down to watch some tv and felt a little rumble in his guts. He got up to head to the John when he was overwhelmed with nausea , but unsure if he was gonna poop himself or barf. He ran to the John dropped to his knees in front of the Toilet, dry heaved and filled his pants with diarrhea . He's a good guy. - Jeropotato
Why were you in the bathroom with him to see this? Holding his long skid hair? Cause no guy comes out and admits this......wait. Your name is Ian isn't it?
Why were you in the bathroom with him to see this? Holding his long skid hair? Cause no guy comes out and admits this......wait. Your name is Ian isn't it? - ruttager17
No....my buddy tells us this stuff.
Ian and I got stoned and watched the Blair Witch project back in the day, and he was scared poopless.the next weekend we went camping in the bush. On the way from camp to the lake we decided to cut through the woods on a short cut. Ian started whining about getting lost and basically was acting like a wussy , so I asked him if he was afraid of the Blair Witch or something?
About 10 hours later at night were getting hammered around the fire and there he was shifting from foot to foot so I asked him what the (frank) his problem was. He said " I gotta take a poop". So I says " go take a poop". And he says...." You got me spooked about the Blair witch".
Anyway after much ridicule from the boys he grabs a flashlight and a roll of paper and heads off.
Next morning about 3 feet away from the parked truck we see this turd that looks the size of a subway sub....only with way more girth. I Was amazed that a supposedly straight man could pass that through a previously untampered with rectum. What a loose fag.
No....my buddy tells us this stuff.
Ian and I got stoned and watched the Blair Witch project back in the day, and he was scared poopless.the next weekend we went camping in the bush. On the way from camp to the lake we decided to cut through the woods on a short cut. Ian started whining about getting lost and basically was acting like a wussy , so I asked him if he was afraid of the Blair Witch or something?
About 10 hours later at night were getting hammered around the fire and there he was shifting from foot to foot so I asked him what the (frank) his problem was. He said " I gotta take a poop". So I says " go take a poop". And he says...." You got me spooked about the Blair witch".
Anyway after much ridicule from the boys he grabs a flashlight and a roll of paper and heads off.
Next morning about 3 feet away from the parked truck we see this turd that looks the size of a subway sub....only with way more girth. I Was amazed that a supposedly straight man could pass that through a previously untampered with rectum. What a loose fag. - Jeropotato
All I took from this is that you and your buddies went "camping" and sodomized your poor friend and then made fun of him for it.
