No....my buddy tells us this stuff.
Ian and I got stoned and watched the Blair Witch project back in the day, and he was scared poopless.the next weekend we went camping in the bush. On the way from camp to the lake we decided to cut through the woods on a short cut. Ian started whining about getting lost and basically was acting like a wussy , so I asked him if he was afraid of the Blair Witch or something?

About 10 hours later at night were getting hammered around the fire and there he was shifting from foot to foot so I asked him what the (frank) his problem was. He said " I gotta take a poop". So I says " go take a poop". And he says...." You got me spooked about the Blair witch".

Anyway after much ridicule from the boys he grabs a flashlight and a roll of paper and heads off.

Next morning about 3 feet away from the parked truck we see this turd that looks the size of a subway sub....only with way more girth. I Was amazed that a supposedly straight man could pass that through a previously untampered with rectum. What a loose fag.
- Jeropotato

You should write childrens short stories.

No....my buddy tells us this stuff.
Ian and I got stoned and watched the Blair Witch project back in the day, and he was scared poopless.the next weekend we went camping in the bush. On the way from camp to the lake we decided to cut through the woods on a short cut. Ian started whining about getting lost and basically was acting like a wussy , so I asked him if he was afraid of the Blair Witch or something?

About 10 hours later at night were getting hammered around the fire and there he was shifting from foot to foot so I asked him what the (frank) his problem was. He said " I gotta take a poop". So I says " go take a poop". And he says...." You got me spooked about the Blair witch".

Anyway after much ridicule from the boys he grabs a flashlight and a roll of paper and heads off.

Next morning about 3 feet away from the parked truck we see this turd that looks the size of a subway sub....only with way more girth. I Was amazed that a supposedly straight man could pass that through a previously untampered with rectum. What a loose fag.
- Jeropotato

Thank god... new page...

All I took from this is that you and your buddies went "camping" and sodomized your poor friend and then made fun of him for it.
- Dangles13

You should write childrens short stories.
- ruttager17

My buddy Jake and I met his dad and some of his mechanic buddies at a pub one afternoon and were told a story from one of these scumbags about a cottage party in Ontario they went to years earlier.
After the party the left to go home and found some drunk kid passed out in the ditch with his pants at his ankles....like any clear thinking men they decided to each take a dumb into his pants and underwear, pull up his pants and do up his fly and belt.

Yak sucks at shootouts.

Yak sucks at shootouts.
- Jeropotato

Eberle even worse.

This is a bad shoot-out though

Eberle even worse.

This is a bad shoot-out though
- nanook82

Kill the shootout and go to 3 on 3 overtime and then just end in a tie.

Kill the shootout and go to 3 on 3 overtime and then just end in a tie.
- Dangles13

Send out Ference god this is ugly!

If we get to round 13 again I'm ready....

— Rob Klinkhammer (@Bobbyklink) February 19, 2015

Send out Ference god this is ugly!
- nanook82

Marek Malik that poop!

Lol, what an ugly goal.

Oil!

Kill the shootout and go to 3 on 3 overtime and then just end in a tie.
- Dangles13

Oilers rule

Oil!
- Buffalo-Sabres

(frank)kkkkkkkkkkk. We don't need no stinking two points.....worst part is NIH is gonna be yapping bout how good Marincin is now.

Nice! Some Burke vs Lowe in the Sportsnet countdown!

Lol, what an ugly goal.
- batjester

The worst thing is people are going to talk about how he "won that game in the shootout" and not how he lost the puck into the net.

The worst thing is people are going to talk about how he "won that game in the shootout" and not how he lost the puck into the net.
- Dangles13

Hopefully it's a confidence boost for him.

Hopefully it's a confidence boost for him.
- Ihatebrianburke

Next time he better go bar down or he's going down to the AHL.

Next time he better go bar down or he's going down to the AHL.
- Dangles13

He just needs to worry about not sucking on the backend like he has, and not worry about shootouts.

He just needs to worry about not sucking on the backend like he has, and not worry about shootouts.
- ruttager17

He's a novelty player now, shootout specialist extraordinaire!

He's a novelty player now, shootout specialist extraordinaire!
- Dangles13

I think Jero left to go take a sh!t with his buddies in the woods somewhere.

I think Jero left to go take a sh!t with his buddies in the woods somewhere.
- ruttager17

I don't think he'd go silent though, sick bastard would make sure we get live updates.