tee hee

what's small, brown, and inside a baby's diaper?

michael jackson's hand
- Zezel

What's long, hard, brown, and didn't get sucked on Valentine's Day?

Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

- Aetherial

had to turn the game off specifically because these unis were so (frank)ing lame

I mean Really? White pants? The (frank)?

What's long, hard, brown, and didn't get sucked on Valentine's Day?

Whitney Houston's crack pipe.
- Tee-Dot

snicker snicker

snicker snicker
- Zezel

Know what Farrah Fawcett got for Christmas?...

Patrick Swayze.

Know what Farrah Fawcett got for Christmas?...

Patrick Swayze.
- Tee-Dot

(frank) dude I was totally thinking of that one

what did jeffrey dahmer say to lorena bobbit

uh, excuse me are you gonna eat that

It's not a children/react thing you (frank)ing hipster, condescending, holier than thou goof. It's all about movies. Kind of like Mojo top 10 but better. Better narrating. Better subjects.

Stuff like editing, cinematography, practical effects, CGI (GASP!!!), musical scores, directors, stuff we didn't know about certain movies, etc. It's not too bad actually.
- Tee-Dot

While I may be all of these things my good man, I am not, and never will be a "hispter." The title is jaded assbandit and you'll use it when addressing me.

Doyle's father's girlfriend is a total gilf.

True story...

I was born in 1976 and also attended North Park Secondary School as did her. I may, just may have walked by her in the hallways without noticing it.

Russell Peters also went to the same school but totally not at the same time so meh.
- Tee-Dot

if you truly went to North Park, we probably know each other..
Cassie was 3 years ahead of us, worked with her on a few occasions
when I worked for CBC sports, gave her a Vikings t-shirt a couple years
ago...

I miss Mackay pizza, ever go there?

While I may be all of these things my good man, I am not, and never will be a "hispter." The title is jaded assbandit and you'll use it when addressing me.
- AdamFrench

Living in Russia is pretty hipster.

Living in Russia is pretty hipster.
- Zezel

I'm currently working in Russia, Nyet wrong with it.

Living in Russia is pretty hipster.
- Zezel

Lucrative was the term before they (frank)ed over the exchange rate on the currency...

(frank) dude I was totally thinking of that one

what did jeffrey dahmer say to lorena bobbit

uh, excuse me are you gonna eat that
- Zezel

i was thinking of the time he invited his mom over for dinner with his buddies.

After they left... "umm, Jeffrey, I really didn't like your friends"

"Fine, try the salad then"

Lucrative was the term before they (frank)ed over the exchange rate on the currency...
- AdamFrench

Yeah, the currency has taken a beating lately, that hurts.

Yeah, the currency has taken a beating lately, that hurts.
- Zezel

Plus they slashed imports so I can't get my fancy beers

I'm currently working in Russia, Nyet wrong with it.
- aries1976

I'd love to see it someday, take trains around.

if you truly went to North Park, we probably know each other..
Cassie was 3 years ahead of us, worked with her on a few occasions
when I worked for CBC sports, gave her a Vikings t-shirt a couple years
ago...

I miss Mackay pizza, ever go there?
- aries1976

I was only there for a half a semester, spring '95 I think. Most of my high-schooling was at Heart Lake.

Sounds familiar... I was at La France. Just south of Williams on Howden.

Yeah, the currency has taken a beating lately, that hurts.
- Zezel

Sounds like the Canadian dollar!

Plus they slashed imports so I can't get my fancy beers
- AdamFrench

I've read a lot about some of the restrictions, it sounds (frank)ed up. Cheese shops not able to get cheese, because all the good cheese is made elsewhere. What's left, vodka? Any good local russian beers?

Sounds like the Canadian dollar!
- PrinceLH

(frank) Canada!

Sounds like the Canadian dollar!
- PrinceLH

Yeah the Loonie went for a dip. It was probably overvalued for a bit there. Nothing like the ruble though, I believe it's lost at least half its value by now

I've read a lot about some of the restrictions, it sounds (frank)ed up. Cheese shops not able to get cheese, because all the good cheese is made elsewhere. What's left, vodka? Any good local russian beers?
- Zezel

Baltika is the best Russian beer you can buy. Decent Euro lager. Ok porter. Decent stout. pooptiest wheat beer I've encountered. The Brewery is about a 13 hour drive from me, so I've made the trip and done the tour a few times.

I was only there for a half a semester, spring '95 I think. Most of my high-schooling was at Heart Lake.

Sounds familiar... I was at La France. Just south of Williams on Howden.
- Tee-Dot

did 4 1/2 years there, football mostly, lived in the M section during most of it.
Bovaird and Mackey (not far from Dixie).

(frank) Canada!
- Tee-Dot

That's right! Fu ck the Habs, Sens, Leafs, Jets, Flames, Oilers and Canucks! Bunch of whinny a$$ wimps!

Baltika is the best Russian beer you can buy. Decent Euro lager. Ok porter. Decent stout. pooptiest wheat beer I've encountered. The Brewery is about a 13 hour drive from me, so I've made the trip and done the tour a few times.
- AdamFrench

That sounds grim.

did 4 1/2 years there, football mostly, lived in the M section during most of it.
Bovaird and Mackey (not far from Dixie).
- aries1976

Heart Lake? I was on Donna dr. close to Kennedy. Always lucky to be a 5 min. walk from school.


Ever been to Peel St. Exchange/Puck N' Ball Sports Lounge at the plaza at Conestoga and Bovaird? After school in 93 or 94 me and a buddy decided to waltz in and see if they would serve us. They did and we ended up running into our geography teacher who was having some beers with other teachers from HLSS. We all all shared a laugh and all agreed 'no one knows this happened'.