yes
- dt99999

you still go to the barber?

Hmm.
- 3M

I'm older than you.

pete, next time you have groundhogs chewing up your grass don't pop their heads off, instead call the aspca and tell them to come pick them up.



please make sure they don't come before at least 6-7 hours after the call though.


It's not fair to the ER.

you still go to the barber?
- Fountain-San

He reads the magazines.

Yes, geniusmike. A few of my balls are blue, round and tiny. But only a few. The rest are square, red, and enormous.
- hscesq

don't be such a grouch howard or else you'll have blue balls even longer

yes fred. describe as many drugs as you want.


let's make sure if one situation is bad they they are all as bad so it's all even.


I'll make sure to tell the barber to keep me waiting 7 hours next time as well so it's fair to the ER.
- dt99999

Yes and armed assaults are truly the main concern in rural Canada.

Yes, geniusmike. A few of my balls are blue, round and tiny. But only a few. The rest are square, red, and enormous.
- hscesq

can't imagine how low your sack hangs.

Yes, geniusmike. A few of my balls are blue, round and tiny. But only a few. The rest are square, red, and enormous.
- hscesq

You should get that checked out bro.

pete, next time you have groundhogs chewing up your grass don't pop their heads off, instead call the aspca and tell them to come pick them up.



please make sure they don't come before at least 6-7 hours after the call though.


It's not fair to the ER.
- dt99999

Do another one!

Ok. Mine are mostly round and tiny. A few are blue.
- hscesq

Already??

I'm older than you.
- hscesq

Always have been.

I'm preparing for the inevitable U.S. invasion.
- BINGO!

Practicing the fetal position?

Practicing the fetal position?
- AdamFrench

buying poles and white cloth

Practicing the fetal position?
- AdamFrench

That's for when I go to the airport.

He reads the magazines.
- hscesq

when I first moved to my current house, I notice a small italian barbershop.


walked over there to get a haircut (it was 8 years ago and before kids so I actually kinda needed them back then)

I didn't bring my glasses becasue I wasn't driving so as he's cutting it I'm looking in the mirror and thinking "wow I haven't looked this good in a while" (it was kind of blurry in the mirror).

pay and get home, wife starts laughing I'm like wtf I go to the mirror, son of a female dog gave me a (frank)ing combover.

the comparable between teachers in crowded schools and people living in remote rural areas is an accurate one.
- dt99999

Already??
- pete26

I thought it was kind of early as well

when I first moved to my current house, I notice a small italian barbershop.


walked over there to get a haircut (it was 8 years ago and before kids so I actually kinda needed them back then)

I didn't bring my glasses becasue I wasn't driving so as he's cutting it I'm looking in the mirror and thinking "wow I haven't looked this good in a while" (it was kind of blurry in the mirror).

pay and get home, wife starts laughing I'm like wtf I go to the mirror, son of a female dog gave me a (frank)ing combover.
- dt99999

when I first moved to my current house, I notice a small italian barbershop.


walked over there to get a haircut (it was 8 years ago and before kids so I actually kinda needed them back then)

I didn't bring my glasses becasue I wasn't driving so as he's cutting it I'm looking in the mirror and thinking "wow I haven't looked this good in a while" (it was kind of blurry in the mirror).

pay and get home, wife starts laughing I'm like wtf I go to the mirror, son of a female dog gave me a (frank)ing combover.
- dt99999

when I first moved to my current house, I notice a small italian barbershop.


walked over there to get a haircut (it was 8 years ago and before kids so I actually kinda needed them back then)

I didn't bring my glasses becasue I wasn't driving so as he's cutting it I'm looking in the mirror and thinking "wow I haven't looked this good in a while" (it was kind of blurry in the mirror).

pay and get home, wife starts laughing I'm like wtf I go to the mirror, son of a female dog gave me a (frank)ing combover.
- dt99999

seriously though do you just shave your own head or have a barber do it?

when I first moved to my current house, I notice a small italian barbershop.


walked over there to get a haircut (it was 8 years ago and before kids so I actually kinda needed them back then)

I didn't bring my glasses becasue I wasn't driving so as he's cutting it I'm looking in the mirror and thinking "wow I haven't looked this good in a while" (it was kind of blurry in the mirror).

pay and get home, wife starts laughing I'm like wtf I go to the mirror, son of a female dog gave me a (frank)ing combover.
- dt99999

when I first moved to my current house, I notice a small italian barbershop.


walked over there to get a haircut (it was 8 years ago and before kids so I actually kinda needed them back then)

I didn't bring my glasses becasue I wasn't driving so as he's cutting it I'm looking in the mirror and thinking "wow I haven't looked this good in a while" (it was kind of blurry in the mirror).

pay and get home, wife starts laughing I'm like wtf I go to the mirror, son of a female dog gave me a (frank)ing combover.
- dt99999

I thought it was kind of early as well
- habs12

Truth be told, I just used blue because it was the first color that came to mind. In hindsight, I should have selected a different color.

seriously though do you just shave your own head or have a barber do it?
- Fountain-San

He's not completely bald.

when I first moved to my current house, I notice a small italian barbershop.


walked over there to get a haircut (it was 8 years ago and before kids so I actually kinda needed them back then)

I didn't bring my glasses becasue I wasn't driving so as he's cutting it I'm looking in the mirror and thinking "wow I haven't looked this good in a while" (it was kind of blurry in the mirror).

pay and get home, wife starts laughing I'm like wtf I go to the mirror, son of a female dog gave me a (frank)ing combover.
- dt99999