They even had that hearing test where you sit in a dark room and they play sounds and you need to push a button when you hear it and in what direction. (frank)ing insane... I wasn't applying to become a (frank)ing pilot.
- Pecafan Fan

Same here, amazingly I scored nearly perfect at my age. Then they send you out in a loud environment without ear protection.

Tim's dark roast hairy volume 9
- La Raie

Same here, amazingly I scored nearly perfect at my age. Then they send you out in a loud environment without ear protection.
- golfingsince

Give it 5 years. Once you make it through the teenage angst years listening to grunge music between 14-19 then you won't score perfect again.

Give it 5 years. Once you make it through the teenage angst years listening to grunge music between 14-19 then you won't score perfect again.
- twiztedmike

The dude's like 65 years old...

The dude's like 65 years old...
- La Raie

Do you really expect me to believe that he has literally been golfing since '67???

The dude's like 65 years old...
- La Raie

Easy now, I have a 10 month old.....

Not after his vicious attacks on me
- mr.peanut

Strike 1.

Strike 1.
- pete26

Hey bud

Strike 1.
- pete26

pete, back off

Hey bud
- mr.peanut

Hello Paul, what's up?

pete, back off
- twiztedmike

Ty

Hello Paul, what's up?
- pete26

Watching TV, you?

pete, back off
- twiztedmike

I will untwist you.

pete, back off
- twiztedmike

Strike 1

Watching TV, you?
- mr.peanut

Just reading the paper in my office, and trying to figure what injury I'm gonna fake so I don't have to work out when I get home.

Just reading the paper in my office, and trying to figure what injury I'm gonna fake so I don't have to work out when I get home.
- pete26

Stretched bum

If only you'd comb it..
- pete26

You know who really has great hair.

ME

Stretched bum
- mr.peanut

He said fake

I will untwist you.
- pete26

back off

I will not repete myself

You know who really has great hair.

ME
- habs12

perm?

perm?
- BingoLady

No.

Just reading the paper in my office, and trying to figure what injury I'm gonna fake so I don't have to work out when I get home.
- pete26

Paper cut?

On Wednesday, the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration announced that Earth’s global temperature for February was among the hottest ever measured. So far, 2015 is tracking above record-warm 2014—which, when combined with the newly resurgent El Niño, means we’re on pace for another hottest year in history.

In addition to the just-completed warmest winter on record globally (despite the brutal cold and record snow in the eastern U.S.), new data on Thursday from the National Snow and Ice Data Center show that this year’s peak Arctic sea ice reached its lowest ever maximum extent, thanks to “an unusual configuration of the jet stream” that greatly warmed the Pacific Ocean near Alaska.

But here’s the most upsetting news. It’s been exactly 30 years since the last time the world was briefly cooler than its 20th-century average. Every single month since February 1985 has been hotter than the long-term average—that’s 360 consecutive months.

More than just being a round number, the 30-year streak has deeper significance. In climatology, a continuous 30-year stretch of data is traditionally what’s used to define what’s “normal” for a given location. In a very real way, we can now say that for our given location—the planet Earth—global warming is now “normal.” Forget debating—our climate has officially changed.


http://www.slate.com/blog...e_entering_a_new_era.html

On Wednesday, the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration announced that Earth’s global temperature for February was among the hottest ever measured. So far, 2015 is tracking above record-warm 2014—which, when combined with the newly resurgent El Niño, means we’re on pace for another hottest year in history.

In addition to the just-completed warmest winter on record globally (despite the brutal cold and record snow in the eastern U.S.), new data on Thursday from the National Snow and Ice Data Center show that this year’s peak Arctic sea ice reached its lowest ever maximum extent, thanks to “an unusual configuration of the jet stream” that greatly warmed the Pacific Ocean near Alaska.

But here’s the most upsetting news. It’s been exactly 30 years since the last time the world was briefly cooler than its 20th-century average. Every single month since February 1985 has been hotter than the long-term average—that’s 360 consecutive months.

More than just being a round number, the 30-year streak has deeper significance. In climatology, a continuous 30-year stretch of data is traditionally what’s used to define what’s “normal” for a given location. In a very real way, we can now say that for our given location—the planet Earth—global warming is now “normal.” Forget debating—our climate has officially changed.


http://www.slate.com/blog...e_entering_a_new_era.html
- BingoLady

Time to ramp up the search to find a new planet we can (frank) up

WW3 THE WAR OF GLOBAL WARMING TIMELINE

- USA warns China to curb emissions immediately
- China balks, points at US offshore oil disasters, keystone pipeline, other major pollutant sources
- Russia pounces, says it will ramp up nuclear technology in order to curb emissions
- USA balks, nervous Russia is using this as an opportunity to produce more weapons. Warns russia to stop
- Putin has bigger Richard than America
- China penis envy
- Middle East mad they ain't gettin money, being told to stop oil shiznizz
- WW3
- etc
- etc
- everyone dead