Yeah, Selma Hayek and George Carlin
- mayorofangrytown

I don't care how many std's and sex tapes the chick has, she's still hot as hell

Cool. I could be that scumbag. The boy's almost 18.
- mayorofangrytown

You can live out the American dream. Lose the wife and kids, hit the road, and just experience life.

i.e. become a homeless bum.

I don't care how many std's and sex tapes the chick has, she's still hot as hell
- benjichronic

I would like to have sexual intercourse with her.

amirite

Yeah, Selma Hayek and George Carlin
- mayorofangrytown

I just read she got nominated for the "golden raspberry award for the worst supporting actress"

I don't care how many std's and sex tapes the chick has, she's still hot as hell
- benjichronic

She has sex tapes?

You can live out the American dream. Lose the wife and kids, hit the road, and just experience life.

i.e. become a homeless bum.
- jmatchett383

I'm not allowed to have a job?

I'm not allowed to have a job?
- mayorofangrytown

How can you hold down a job while you're out living life? Just like the wife and kids, a job holds you back, takes away your freedom and tells you how to live your life. You need to feel free to just go where you feel like whenever you feel like it.

She has sex tapes?
- mayorofangrytown

if you google it you get about 10 million links so i'm guessing yes

This is Claude Giroux, aka Tiger Jackson:

I still can't believe they hired a guy who they knew was going to ask the Sedins to PK and block shots.


- Tomahawk

And was going to berate them every day for not doing it before he got there

This is Claude Giroux, aka Tiger Jackson:


- jmatchett383

He was Dink the Clown.

He was Dink the Clown.
- mayorofangrytown

Tiger Jackson is a far more awesome name.

I would like to have sexual intercourse with her.

amirite
- jmatchett383

yes.

She has sex tapes?
- mayorofangrytown

a TON

here is my yearbook photo. go rangers! Cheerio!!
- mattstake

This is Claude Giroux, aka Tiger Jackson:


- jmatchett383

aka Dink the Clown

Tiger Jackson is a far more awesome name.
- jmatchett383

It's a good thing he didn't buy flowered trunks or he could be Lily Jackson.

I don't care how many std's and sex tapes the chick has, she's still hot as hell
- benjichronic

lol shes only 5'2

See how easy that was? Boom, still alive. Now we question him. You know why we question him? Because I got him in the leg. I didn't shoot him full of holes or try to jump off a building with him.

lol shes only 5'2

- PhillaBully

I love short chicks.

See how easy that was? Boom, still alive. Now we question him. You know why we question him? Because I got him in the leg. I didn't shoot him full of holes or try to jump off a building with him.
- jmatchett383

was that a bad personal phone call? have a french fry

lol shes only 5'2

- PhillaBully

My wife is 5'0

My wife is 5'0
- jak521

yeah that's tiny. My gf is 5'2.

yeah that's tiny. My gf is 5'2.
- benjichronic

women are short. My wife is 5'2. She's old so she's shrinking. Might be 5'1 tonight.