So, with HA in the hospital, we should all get together and get a stripper to visit him.






And by that I mean Rutts should dress up in a nurse outfit and go put on a show for him.
- batjester

you're still dead to me

Looks like a repeat of Ekblad!

But no, he genuinely seems like a safe bet for an elite skating at least top-3 Dman that plays a pass-first game. Let's say Schultz with good positioning and a defensive conscience? Nothing wrong with that I just like Provorov's game.
- MaximumBone

paws off

wasnt he the russian who was laying down on the net after the world juniors game?
I am tryign to find a video of that, bc that guy won cool points in my books

you're still dead to me
- Reveen

paws off

wasnt he the russian who was laying down on the net after the world juniors game?
I am tryign to find a video of that, bc that guy won cool points in my books
- DDM-Coga

- ChetManly

it was Buchnevich (rangers prospect)...damn it rangers getting all the cool prospects

it was Buchnevich (rangers prospect)...damn it rangers getting all the cool prospects
- DDM-Coga

wasn't the the guy that Nurse took on as well?

wasn't the the guy that Nurse took on as well?
- ChetManly

Nurse BBC him all period long

Nurse BBC him all period long
- DDM-Coga

Nurse he's gonna slay so much of Edmonton. Can't wait to get his jersey!

Nurse he's gonna slay so much of Edmonton. Can't wait to get his jersey!
- ChetManly

of course he will, his competition is shovel face hall, horse face nuge, and gap tooth eberle...Klefbom's abs is the only thing standing in his way. Maybe Yaks puberty stash

You need to upgrade to a native person's liver, I bet Rutts can set that poop up for you.
- Reveen

No way man. I can guarantee his ancestors have been practicing the art of toughening up their livers, long before the white man ever introduced the fire water to your people.

So, with HA in the hospital, we should all get together and get a stripper to visit him.






And by that I mean Rutts should dress up in a nurse outfit and go put on a show for him.
- batjester

(frank) that. No way I step foot in the province of Suckskatchewan

paws off

wasnt he the russian who was laying down on the net after the world juniors game?
I am tryign to find a video of that, bc that guy won cool points in my books
- DDM-Coga

The only thing that could make him cooler is a PM4L shirt

No way man. I can guarantee his ancestors have been practicing the art of toughening up their livers, long before the white man ever introduced the fire water to your people.
- ruttager17

HA's relatives discovered liver cirrhosis

HA's relatives discovered liver cirrhosis
- Reveen

In medieval times they used to take the livers from his dead ancestors and use them to make the first Kevlar type armor.

paws off

wasnt he the russian who was laying down on the net after the world juniors game?
I am tryign to find a video of that, bc that guy won cool points in my books
- DDM-Coga

I doubt he drops far enough for the Avs (where they are now) to pick him.

wasn't the the guy that Nurse took on as well?
- ChetManly

No, that was Dergachyov (spelling?) that had that awesome battle. He'd be a good 2nd or 3rd round pick

I'm reminded of his talent analysis:

A huge unit at around six-foot-four and two hundred pounds, Dergachyov brings a high level of skill and intelligence to the table. Plays with a lot of grittiness and is able to create scoring chances through bullying his way to the net and then exhibiting his fine puckhandling skills. Possesses a set of soft hands and a keen awareness of teammates' positions; although an intimidating sniper in nature, Dergachyov has proven himself to be a formidable and creative playmaker. All-in-all, a sizey power forward that has all of the technical skills to be successful in his role as a scorer, and versatile in the lineup as a gritty grinder. (Curtis Joe, EP 2014)

of course he will, his competition is shovel face hall, horse face nuge, and gap tooth eberle...Klefbom's abs is the only thing standing in his way. Maybe Yaks puberty stash
- DDM-Coga

I bet the girls love that gap tooth and his newly grown beard . Klefbom has the whole swedish thing going on plus his abs. Man, i'm pretty jealy.

I doubt he drops far enough for the Avs (where they are now) to pick him.
- MaximumBone

I think he goes 8th, Skill wise he will be rated higher but its always that "Russian Factor" with some of those old school GMs, which is just a load of crock

I think he goes 8th, Skill wise he will be rated higher but its always that "Russian Factor" with some of those old school GMs, which is just a load of crock
- DDM-Coga

It's possible (ala Kulikov in '09) but I don't think that's as prevalent of a factor anymore with how bad the KHL is doing right now.

I bet the girls love that gap tooth and his newly grown beard . Klefbom has the whole swedish thing going on plus his abs. Man, i'm pretty jealy.
- ChetManly

not if you tell the ladies you will make a pizza named after them for our truck, then they will be swooning over you

No, that was Dergachyov (spelling?) that had that awesome battle. He'd be a good 2nd or 3rd round pick

I'm reminded of his talent analysis:




- MaximumBone

Imagine him and Nurse getting reacquainted during TC

I'm hoping we grab that big guy from the Ramparts. Timashev I believe is his name? LT has mentioned him before, I've been lucky to watch a couple Rampart games on Rogers. He's looks like a possible player.

It's possible (ala Kulikov in '09) but I don't think that's as prevalent of a factor anymore with how bad the KHL is doing right now.
- MaximumBone

with teams like Philly and New Jersey in the mix, you know they love drafting the big dumb animal forwards

Imagine him and Nurse getting reacquainted during TC

I'm hoping we grab that big guy from the Ramparts. Timashev I believe is his name? LT has mentioned him before, I've been lucky to watch a couple Rampart games on Rogers. He's looks like a possible player.
- ChetManly

He's 5'9-5'10 and like 190lbs Stocky but definitely not big.

not if you tell the ladies you will make a pizza named after them for our truck, then they will be swooning over you
- DDM-Coga

I want good looking girls, not beetus pigs.

He's 5'9-5'10
- MaximumBone

well poop, I never said I had good vision. I wear glasses for a reason and have had a massive head injury!