Did you feel like an X-Wing pilot during your encounter?
- twiztedmike

yes, the fat red-headed one who got blown up.

yes, the fat red-headed one who got blown up.
- dt99999

RIP dt

He couldn't shake 'em

hi, guys. me again.

so i went to 7eleven to find that super generic looking energy drink i told you about before. here it is:


unreal, right? so bobo.

you may have noticed it says "read entire label before drinking" along the top of the can. this stuff has warnings all over it about these "powerful stimulants" and to "start with half a can per day", which seemed like a lot of eklundism to me until i researched and found that it does indeed have an ingredient in it that is given to people with chronic fatigue and narcoleptics. also has 350mg of caffeine, which is the highest i've ever seen in an energy drink and not by just a little bit.

turns out i don't think the warning even had anything to do with all that though. the poop was so chokingly bad that they probably knew nobody could ever get through an entire can. i think it might even be a little bit of a dare.

well i showed them! showed them that they were right by dumping this not even three sips in. the pipes under my sink must be as clear as they've ever been. if they even survived.

and it's the reddest thing i've ever seen. i mean it's as red as (frank)ing.. red as..

look, it's really red.

i think the color is okay though because the only place anybody should be spilling this is down the drain.

hi, guys. me again.

so i went to 7eleven to find that super generic looking energy drink i told you about before. here it is:


unreal, right? so bobo.

you may have noticed it says "read entire label before drinking" along the top of the can. this stuff has warnings all over it about these "powerful stimulants" and to "start with half a can per day", which seemed like a lot of eklundism to me until i researched and found that it does indeed have an ingredient in it that is given to people with chronic fatigue and narcoleptics. also has 350mg of caffeine, which is the highest i've ever seen in an energy drink and not by just a little bit.

turns out i don't think the warning even had anything to do with all that though. the poop was so chokingly bad that they probably knew nobody could ever get through an entire can. i think it might even be a little bit of a dare.

well i showed them! showed them that they were right by dumping this not even three sips in. the pipes under my sink must be as clear as they've ever been. if they even survived.

and it's the reddest thing i've ever seen. i mean it's as red as (frank)ing.. red as..

look, it's really red.

i think the color is okay though because the only place anybody should be spilling this is down the drain.
- kicksave856

i would have just drank it to see how wired it would make me


the (frank) buys energy drinks for the taste anyway?

i would have just drank it to see how wired it would make me


the (frank) buys energy drinks for the taste anyway?
- Crimsoninja

i'll have you know the rockstar fruit punched is delicious.

also, i saw this today. i am familiar with lil hugs from my childhood but this is the first time i've seen this.




BIG HUGS

When you're blacker than you even thought you were

the (frank) buys energy drinks for the taste anyway?
- Crimsoninja

this

also, i saw this today. i am familiar with lil hugs from my childhood but this is the first time i've seen this.




BIG HUGS
G
When you're blacker than you even thought you were
- kicksave856

http://www.foxnews.com/us...may-soon-be-homeless.html

this
- SourceS.V.P.

i'll have you know the rockstar fruit punched is delicious.

i would have just drank it to see how wired it would make me


the (frank) buys energy drinks for the taste anyway?
- Crimsoninja

kicksave856

kicksave856
- Gramps28

i'll have you know the rockstar fruit punched is delicious.

i would have just drank it to see how wired it would make me


the (frank) buys energy drinks for the taste anyway?
- Crimsoninja

i'll have you know the rockstar fruit punched is delicious.
- kicksave856

fruit

fruit
- watsonnostaw

delicious

hi, guys. me again.

so i went to 7eleven to find that super generic looking energy drink i told you about before. here it is:


unreal, right? so bobo.

you may have noticed it says "read entire label before drinking" along the top of the can. this stuff has warnings all over it about these "powerful stimulants" and to "start with half a can per day", which seemed like a lot of eklundism to me until i researched and found that it does indeed have an ingredient in it that is given to people with chronic fatigue and narcoleptics. also has 350mg of caffeine, which is the highest i've ever seen in an energy drink and not by just a little bit.

turns out i don't think the warning even had anything to do with all that though. the poop was so chokingly bad that they probably knew nobody could ever get through an entire can. i think it might even be a little bit of a dare.

well i showed them! showed them that they were right by dumping this not even three sips in. the pipes under my sink must be as clear as they've ever been. if they even survived.

and it's the reddest thing i've ever seen. i mean it's as red as (frank)ing.. red as..

look, it's really red.

i think the color is okay though because the only place anybody should be spilling this is down the drain.
- kicksave856

holy poop.

holy poop.
- Streit2ThePoint

start with half

start with half
- kicksave856

I'm not too familiar with the Canadian measurement equivalents but 350 mg seems like a lot.

the important thing about yesterday was that i had a feeling that stuff might be undrinkable (i am the foremost authority on foresight) so i also decided to try this so i could do an expert user review for my loyal readers.



new soda from monster. named after crims.

i don't think there was any energy stuff added to this. probs just high caffeine. it tasted like the red mountain dew only less offensive. less robitussin taste and less heartburn-inducing. still sugary and sweet but somehow less sticky tasting if that makes any sense. just tastes like cleaner or something than the mountain dew.

there was a green one too but it didn't have a cool name like red dawn. it didn't have any name at all and i was afraid it was gonna be "energy drink flavored" soda so i steered clear of that one. after drinking this i now know these are meant to compete with mountain dew so the green is probably just some kind of lemon-line concocktion. so how bout giving it a name like its sister here? dopes. i may have bought both.

anyway, it's good.


pros: 115 mg of caffeine. no heartburn.

cons: reminds you of crims when you look at the label

the important thing about yesterday was that i had a feeling that stuff might be undrinkable (i am the foremost authority on foresight) so i also decided to try this so i could do an expert user review for my loyal readers.



new soda from monster. named after crims.

i don't think there was any energy stuff added to this. probs just high caffeine. it tasted like the red mountain dew only less offensive. less robitussin taste and less heartburn-inducing. still sugary and sweet but somehow less sticky tasting if that makes any sense. just tastes like cleaner or something than the mountain dew.

there was a green one too but it didn't have a cool name like red dawn. it didn't have any name at all and i was afraid it was gonna be "energy drink flavored" soda so i steered clear of that one. after drinking this i now know these are meant to compete with mountain dew so the green is probably just some kind of lemon-line concocktion. so how bout giving it a name like its sister here? dopes. i may have bought both.

anyway, it's good.


pros: 115 mg of caffeine. no heartburn.

cons: reminds you of crims when you look at the label
- kicksave856

I did hear of these and want to try one. Thank you for your in depth review.

I'm not too familiar with the Canadian measurement equivalents but 350 mg seems like a lot.
- Streit2ThePoint

the rockstar one that threw hockey guy for a loop and made him use the term "heavy hitter" is 240 mg and that was the highest i think i'd ever seen until now.

I did hear of these and want to try one. Thank you for your in depth review.
- Streit2ThePoint

anything for my loyal readers. don't even mention it.





*seizes diabetically*

also, be on the lookout for monsters new energy-infused water. coming soon.

also, be on the lookout for monsters new energy-infused water. coming soon.
- kicksave856

not really looking forward to it tbh

not really looking forward to it tbh
- twiztedmike

me either. no way it doesn't taste like poop.

water tastes like nothing and the energy part of energy drink tastes like poop.

mixing water with poop is going to taste like poop. watery poop. so diarrhea.

i'll review it though because of my threadication to this gimmick and to you people.



(disclaimer: i use the words "gimmick" and "people" loosely in that last sentence)

also, be on the lookout for monsters new energy-infused water. coming soon.
- kicksave856

I can't wait for Monster energy-infused greek yogurts