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Streit2ThePoint
Seattle Kraken
Location: it's disgusting how good you are at hockeybuzz.
Joined: 09.20.2013
Mar 11 @ 6:44 PM ET
Mountain Dew Baja
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Mar 11 @ 6:57 PM ET
Mountain Dew Baja
- Streit2ThePoint

was it any good?
Streit2ThePoint
Seattle Kraken
Location: it's disgusting how good you are at hockeybuzz.
Joined: 09.20.2013
Mar 11 @ 8:05 PM ET
was it any good?
- kicksave856

'Tis my favorite Mountain Dew flavor
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim
Joined: 11.18.2008
Mar 11 @ 8:10 PM ET
How do you not weigh 750 lbs?!??!?!?!
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Mar 11 @ 8:10 PM ET
'Tis my favorite Mountain Dew flavor
- Streit2ThePoint

a tropical lime storm, huh?

we'll just see about that.
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Mar 11 @ 8:18 PM ET
also, i drank the fruit punch G2.

it was ice cold when i opened it and it had no taste but was refreshing like a glass of ice water.

i sipped it for a second and then i started to be able to taste it and it was good. less syrupy than the regular gatorade red. like a slightly watered down version of it.

it was surprisingly good. (i don't really like the regular gatorade fruit punch)

i thought i had tried it before and disliked it. so maybe i'll give the orange another shot since i thought the same thing about that.
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Mar 11 @ 8:18 PM ET
i am pissing like a racehorse. i mean like 6 times.



neigh
Gramps28
Chicago Blackhawks
Location: Double poop your best players everyone!, IL
Joined: 07.09.2014
Mar 11 @ 8:24 PM ET
also, i drank the fruit punch G2.

it was ice cold when i opened it and it had no taste but was refreshing like a glass of ice water.

i sipped it for a second and then i started to be able to taste it and it was good. less syrupy than the regular gatorade red. like a slightly watered down version of it.

it was surprisingly good. (i don't really like the regular gatorade fruit punch)

i thought i had tried it before and disliked it. so maybe i'll give the orange another shot since i thought the same thing about that.
- kicksave856

Could have saved you the trouble. fruit punch is my go-to.
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Mar 11 @ 8:25 PM ET
Could have saved you the trouble. fruit punch is my go-to.
- Gramps28

i would drink that before i'd drink the sugar one.
twiztedmike
Toronto Maple Leafs
Joined: 10.06.2007
Mar 11 @ 8:41 PM ET
(FRANK) YOU!!

f bomb by rip it



okay. this is a discount energy drink. you see it in some 7 elevens, cheesy gas stations, cigarette outlets, etc. basically anywhere you find poor people.

just so happens the 7 eleven across the street has it. i went in to look for something to review for my many rabid fans and realized i had a headache, which a lot of times for me means i need caffeine.

now in a previous life i was a sales rep for the nestle ice cream company so i kind of know how these things work and i was very surprised how many facings this 7 eleven gave rip it. they got an entire row in one of the fridge doors. it was the bottom row, but still an entire row is a little bit unheard of if you aren't pulling up in a coca cola truck. so i had plenty of flavors to choose from. there was grape, fruit punch, orange, and then a few dizzying trendy names that didn't actually tell you what flavor it was. luckily, f bomb had a helpful little picture of a pile of fruit so this one at least helped you out a little. i suppose it's supposed to be tropical fruit.

i opened it with a pretty apprehensive feeling about the whole thing, but i had coffee in the kitchen i could turn to if i had to dump this bad boy.

i took my first sip and was pretty surprised. it was sweet fruity sugary goodness. but as quickly as my face lit up about that it went all finkle is einhorn even faster. this isn't just an aftertaste we're talking about. it's a taste that arrives like 2/10 of a second after the sip and lasts longer than the fruit taste. i've tasted it before but i cannot put my finger on it. i don't know if it's chemicals or packaging material, or asbestos or what but it is very unnatural and dirty-tasting.

will not buy again. 3.95 s2tp's

(frank) you, f bomb. frank you.
- kicksave856

great hook @ the start
Gramps28
Chicago Blackhawks
Location: Double poop your best players everyone!, IL
Joined: 07.09.2014
Mar 11 @ 8:43 PM ET
i would drink that before i'd drink the sugar one.
- kicksave856

G2 is the one I will buy in the summer after sweating like an elephant in heat.
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Mar 11 @ 8:48 PM ET
great hook @ the start
- twiztedmike

ty
penguininnevada
Pittsburgh Penguins
Location: member of the honor roll, assistant to the assistant manager of the movie theater
Joined: 09.01.2008
Mar 11 @ 8:52 PM ET
i am pissing like a racehorse. i mean like 6 times.



neigh
- kicksave856

are you arching for distance?
twiztedmike
Toronto Maple Leafs
Joined: 10.06.2007
Mar 11 @ 8:54 PM ET
ty
- kicksave856

your review was very passionate. I like how you described the drink as something you obtain in stores meant for poor people. It was a very heartfelt, unfiltered, crude but honest review.

Your ratings are very fair and you can tell you have the next consumer in mind everytime you provide your ratings. great use of comedy by comparing the taste to chemicals such as asbestos. You could have delved into how much energy the energy drink provided you but I understand that the awful taste probably prevented you from completing the beverage and thus the review

that is the only thing holding you back from a perfect critic score. 9.1/10 S2TPs
Next time I know you will be more dedicated to your readers and you will finish the drink and review, won't you?
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Mar 11 @ 8:55 PM ET
are you arching for distance?
- penguininnevada

i normally don't in an attempt to mitigate backsplash but i have to right now because of this erection.
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Mar 11 @ 8:56 PM ET
your review was very passionate. I like how you described the drink as something you obtain in stores meant for poor people. It was a very heartfelt, unfiltered, crude but honest review.

Your ratings are very fair and you can tell you have the next consumer in mind everytime you provide your ratings. great use of comedy by comparing the taste to chemicals such as asbestos. You could have delved into how much energy the energy drink provided you but I understand that the awful taste probably prevented you from completing the beverage and thus the review

that is the only thing holding you back from a perfect critic score. 9.1/10 S2TPs
Next time I know you will be more dedicated to your readers and you will finish the drink and review, won't you?
- twiztedmike

*pisses*
twiztedmike
Toronto Maple Leafs
Joined: 10.06.2007
Mar 11 @ 8:56 PM ET
i normally don't in an attempt to mitigate backsplash but i have to right now because of this erection.
- kicksave856

does it burn?
twiztedmike
Toronto Maple Leafs
Joined: 10.06.2007
Mar 11 @ 8:58 PM ET
*pisses*
- kicksave856

god I hope it burns
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Mar 11 @ 8:59 PM ET
god I hope it burns
- twiztedmike

no way, man.
Streit2ThePoint
Seattle Kraken
Location: it's disgusting how good you are at hockeybuzz.
Joined: 09.20.2013
Mar 11 @ 8:59 PM ET
How do you not weigh 750 lbs?!??!?!?!
- dt99999


I haven't been that tiny since the 5th grade
twiztedmike
Toronto Maple Leafs
Joined: 10.06.2007
Mar 11 @ 9:02 PM ET
no way, man.
- kicksave856

nice

7/10 S2T Pees
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Mar 11 @ 9:09 PM ET
actually did just piss again.

starting to worry. where is all of this coming from? how am i not completely bone dry? it should be puffs of smoke coming out by now.
twiztedmike
Toronto Maple Leafs
Joined: 10.06.2007
Mar 11 @ 9:11 PM ET
actually did just piss again.

starting to worry. where is all of this coming from? how am i not completely bone dry? it should be puffs of smoke coming out by now.
- kicksave856

your body is trying really hard to purge that 3.95 S2TP garbage
penguininnevada
Pittsburgh Penguins
Location: member of the honor roll, assistant to the assistant manager of the movie theater
Joined: 09.01.2008
Mar 11 @ 9:18 PM ET
i normally don't in an attempt to mitigate backsplash but i have to right now because of this erection.
- kicksave856

sit to pee'r
penguininnevada
Pittsburgh Penguins
Location: member of the honor roll, assistant to the assistant manager of the movie theater
Joined: 09.01.2008
Mar 11 @ 9:18 PM ET
I haven't been that tiny since the 5th grade
- Streit2ThePoint

heard you are being spray painted green to be a leprechaun friday
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