america runs TO THE BATHROOM on it




(IMHO)
- Streit2ThePoint

OMG maybe that's what they mean

no you don't tip gas station attendants. i only tip gas station attendants if they're pumping my gas on like christmas day or something.


also, the pipes are frozen here so someone ran out and got a couple gallons of water and 2 boxes of dunkin coffee and i think it's time we talk about the fact that dunkin coffee really isn't that good.
- kicksave856

the better stuff hasn't made its way east apparently. it used to be decent, not great, not omfg i need a cup of that poop, but tolerable. then it became terrible. recently was left with no other convenient option and had to drink it again. returned to decent.

someone is apparently planning to party

coffee milkshake just to spite 856 in 12 degree weather

coffee milkshake just to spite 856 in 12 degree weather
- watsonnostaw

i know you're in a 70 degree compound, bro.

i know you're in a 70 degree compound, bro.
- kicksave856

officially 70.8 degrees

officially 70.8 degrees
- watsonnostaw

man i want a coffee milkshake now.

the blackest thing i've done since wanda austin.


fanta fruit punch soda

fanta. oh, fanta. you fickle beast. you sell the undefeated, undisputed, heavyweight orange soda champion of the worrrld and it's not even up for debate but then you do things like this.

this is biologically hazardous material.

all i taste is the expired strawberry hard candies your grandmother had in the dish on her coffee table. not your favorite grandmother. the other one.

i take that back. i taste one other thing. there's a hint of plastic. almost chemical.

just a god awful soda. the fact that it was cold was this soda's best quality and i did that myself.

in closing, i'll eat those strawberry hard candies if there's nothing else sweet around but i don't seek that poop out and i don't even particularly like them. i'm just a sugar addict.

Coffee TAF

2/$2.50, jerkoffs!



anyway, don't front. you know exactly how i feel about mango.

now this is sugary. and it's sweet. and i taste the mango. but i mostly taste a pina colada.

it's not awful but it's not great. nothing really stands out about this soda.

i wouldn't consider this a winner.

*foot falls off*

*foot falls off*
- kicksave856

and yet. still taller than crims, OMGLOLZ

and yet. still taller than crims, OMGLOLZ
- Gramps28

and yet. still taller than crims, OMGLOLZ
- Gramps28

devastating for crims

devastating for crims
- Shutdown

now i feel bad and want to throw an arm over his shoulder and give him a noogie but my back can't take being hunched over like that.

now i feel bad and want to throw an arm over his shoulder and give him a noogie but my back can't take being hunched over like that.
- kicksave856

it's been a rough week for crims on here.

but some of it may have gone over his head

OMG LOLZIIINNNNGGG

you know, cutting down to smaller amounts of coffee so that my stomach feels better has really just led to a pile of small coffee cups piling up.

you know, cutting down to smaller amounts of coffee so that my stomach feels better has really just led to a pile of small coffee cups piling up.


- kicksave856

you can throw them out when youre done you know, but only if you want to i guess.

you can throw them out when youre done you know, but only if you want to i guess.
- daeth

i am a very busy man.

although i threw 2 away right after i took the picture just out of shame.

this was really (frank)ing sweet. probably too sweet.

this was a little less sweet.

i am a very busy man.

although i threw 2 away right after i took the picture just out of shame.
- kicksave856

ya busy drinking coffee

i'll see myself out

i could really really go for some ice cold orange juice or something but the soda machine has stopped accepting dollar bills.

its slot is as useless as dee karl's.



(i mean, why not still make fun of that bridge dwelling little monster)