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this is my sunday siptopia surprise.



a sweet cream cold brew coffee.

it's pretty good. seems to take a little bit longer to make than most of the other specialty drinks for some reason. although my warista may have just been lazy and/or busy.

don't worry, despite the name it's not really sweet at all. the cream just cuts some of the bitterness of black coffee. still had a nice powerful coffee taste to it.

this is my sunday siptopia surprise.



a sweet cream cold brew coffee.

it's pretty good. seems to take a little bit longer to make than most of the other specialty drinks for some reason. although my warista may have just been lazy and/or busy.

don't worry, despite the name it's not really sweet at all. the cream just cuts some of the bitterness of black coffee. still had a nice powerful coffee taste to it.
- kicksave856

Keep us in the loop with regards to the violence of your upcoming diarrhea

Keep us in the loop with regards to the violence of your upcoming diarrhea
- dt99999

i felt an uneasy day at sea upon me already so i figured i'd just take the plunge here with no regard for human life.

to be honest, i have noticed that cold coffee drinks haven't torn open my bowels the same way hot coffee drinks do. could be coincidence. but i'm willing to keep experimenting to find out.

“For You Blue,” Let It Be (1970):
“Everybody’s Trying to Be My Baby,” Beatles for Sale (1964):
“Wild Honey Pie,” The Beatles (“The White Album”) (1968):
“Your Mother Should Know,” Magical Mystery Tour (1967):
“Bad Boy,” Past Masters (1965):
“I Don’t Want to Spoil the Party,” Beatles for Sale (1964):
“I Call Your Name,” Long Tall Sally EP (1964):
“Devil in Her Heart,” With the Beatles (1963):
“Till There Was You,” With The Beatles (1963):
“What You’re Doing,” Beatles for Sale (1964):
“Maxwell’s Silver Hammer,” Abbey Road (1969):

“For You Blue,” Let It Be (1970):
“Everybody’s Trying to Be My Baby,” Beatles for Sale (1964):
“Wild Honey Pie,” The Beatles (“The White Album”) (1968):
“Your Mother Should Know,” Magical Mystery Tour (1967):
“Bad Boy,” Past Masters (1965):
“I Don’t Want to Spoil the Party,” Beatles for Sale (1964):
“I Call Your Name,” Long Tall Sally EP (1964):
“Devil in Her Heart,” With the Beatles (1963):
“Till There Was You,” With The Beatles (1963):
“What You’re Doing,” Beatles for Sale (1964):
“Maxwell’s Silver Hammer,” Abbey Road (1969):
- AGalchenyuk27

ty

Starbucks Cold Foam Cascara Cold Brew



Look at these mother(frank)ers serving craft coffee like it's beer. Had this jawn yesterday at target (got s3tp some pimp af avengers sheets). It's actually quite good. Mine had ice cubes in it because it was a hot day and this was very refreshing. Each sip had a nice balance of the creamy silky smooth foam and the bitter black iced coffee.

8.6/10 S2TPs

Starbucks Cold Foam Cascara Cold Brew



Look at these mother(frank)ers serving craft coffee like it's beer. Had this jawn yesterday at target (got s3tp some pimp af avengers sheets). It's actually quite good. Mine had ice cubes in it because it was a hot day and this was very refreshing. Each sip had a nice balance of the creamy silky smooth foam and the bitter black iced coffee.

8.6/10 S2TPs
- Streit2ThePoint

Keep us in the loop with regards to the violence of your upcoming diarrhea
- dt99999

i doubt it's related but i do feel like there's about an 85% chance of a work poop today even though my ass had extensive dialogue with the toilet this morning. extensive. like the kind that backed my schedule all up and almost made me late to work.

not sure it's the iced coffee thing though because i had a nice healthy dropping yesterday evening complete with a ghost wipe and all.

i doubt it's related but i do feel like there's about an 85% chance of a work poop today even though my ass had extensive dialogue with the toilet this morning. extensive. like the kind that backed my schedule all up and almost made me late to work.

not sure it's the iced coffee thing though because i had a nice healthy dropping yesterday evening complete with a ghost wipe and all.
- kicksave856

It's definitely related.

It's definitely related.
- dt99999

i mean probably

and one more thing.


just in case anyone thinks they're even getting close to blacker than me, or even close to as black as me.



it was only okay. their other juices i've been trying lately have all been better. kind of watery off the bat, then some grape flavor, followed by a little more blandness at the end.

can we talk about what a terrible name siptopia is for a promotion?



anyway, here is the mango smoothie.

again, i steered clear of the health buttons. but, in a surprising showing of sheer determination and willpower, i also didn't hit the whipped cream button.

my feelings on mango are well known around these parts. this mango smoothie lives up to my lofty expectations for anything mango.

i think it's safe to say that i am DOMINATING siptopia.

“For You Blue,” Let It Be (1970):
“Everybody’s Trying to Be My Baby,” Beatles for Sale (1964):
“Wild Honey Pie,” The Beatles (“The White Album”) (1968):
“Your Mother Should Know,” Magical Mystery Tour (1967):
“Bad Boy,” Past Masters (1965):
“I Don’t Want to Spoil the Party,” Beatles for Sale (1964):
“I Call Your Name,” Long Tall Sally EP (1964):
“Devil in Her Heart,” With the Beatles (1963):
“Till There Was You,” With The Beatles (1963):
“What You’re Doing,” Beatles for Sale (1964):
“Maxwell’s Silver Hammer,” Abbey Road (1969):
- AGalchenyuk27

love till there was you.

“You Like Me Too Much,” Help! (1965):
“Baby It’s You,” Please Please Me (1963):
“I’ll Be Back,” A Hard Day’s Night (1964): T
“Baby’s in Black,” Beatles for Sale (1964):
“Dig a Pony,” Let It Be (1970):
“What Goes On,” Rubber Soul (1965):
“Roll Over Beethoven,” With the Beatles (1963):
“It’s Only Love,” Help! (1965):
“Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite!,” Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band (1967):
“When I Get Home,” A Hard Day’s Night (1964):

“You Like Me Too Much,” Help! (1965):
“Baby It’s You,” Please Please Me (1963):
“I’ll Be Back,” A Hard Day’s Night (1964): T
“Baby’s in Black,” Beatles for Sale (1964):
“Dig a Pony,” Let It Be (1970):
“What Goes On,” Rubber Soul (1965):
“Roll Over Beethoven,” With the Beatles (1963):
“It’s Only Love,” Help! (1965):
“Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite!,” Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band (1967):
“When I Get Home,” A Hard Day’s Night (1964):
- AGalchenyuk27

baby's in black and roll over beethoven really stand out for me here.

“Not a Second Time,” With the Beatles (1963):
“Thank You Girl,” single (1963):
“Ask Me Why,” Please Please Me (1963):
“Chains,” Please Please Me (1963):
“Misery,” Please Please Me (1963):
“Every Little Thing,” Beatles for Sale (1964):
“Hold Me Tight,” With the Beatles (1963):
“I’m Happy Just to Dance With You,” A Hard Day’s Night (1964):
“Only a Northern Song,” Yellow Submarine (1969):
“Don’t Pass Me By,” The Beatles (“The White Album”) (1968):

“Not a Second Time,” With the Beatles (1963):
“Thank You Girl,” single (1963):
“Ask Me Why,” Please Please Me (1963):
“Chains,” Please Please Me (1963):
“Misery,” Please Please Me (1963):
“Every Little Thing,” Beatles for Sale (1964):
“Hold Me Tight,” With the Beatles (1963):
“I’m Happy Just to Dance With You,” A Hard Day’s Night (1964):
“Only a Northern Song,” Yellow Submarine (1969):
“Don’t Pass Me By,” The Beatles (“The White Album”) (1968):
- AGalchenyuk27

ty

Was it top 100 or top 1000000000 ?!?!

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Was it top 100 or top 1000000000 ?!?!
- dt99999

last day tomorrow then on to part 2..

last day tomorrow then on to part 2..
- AGalchenyuk27

YESSSS

Was it top 100 or top 1000000000 ?!?!
- dt99999

They should have been called The Cockroaches