the best
- Streit2ThePoint

it really dispenses tape.

alright, i have some early thoughts.

i went with the orange one first because it seemed the safest.

it smelled pretty (frank)ing great so we were off to a good start. i took my first sip and to my surprise this was pretty good and felt refreshing. unfortunately, it's pretty quickly followed by a kind of a foamy feeling aftertaste reminiscent of those nitro infused energy drinks that suck ass. it doesn't totally kill the taste but it destroys any semblance of refreshment. you end up thirstier after drinking this than you were before drinking this. it seems counterproductive in that pretty important aspect of beverages.

anyway, if you can get past the foamy weird aftertaste the initial taste is nice. it says it's tangerine and i would agree with that.

the jury is still out but maybe i was wrong (ever so slightly) about red bull when i said they were all undrinkable. we shall see..

alright, i have some early thoughts.

i went with the orange one first because it seemed the safest.

it smelled pretty (frank)ing great so we were off to a good start. i took my first sip and to my surprise this was pretty good and felt refreshing. unfortunately, it's pretty quickly followed by a kind of a foamy feeling aftertaste reminiscent of those nitro infused energy drinks that suck ass. it doesn't totally kill the taste but it destroys any semblance of refreshment. you end up thirstier after drinking this than you were before drinking this. it seems counterproductive in that pretty important aspect of beverages.

anyway, if you can get past the foamy weird aftertaste the initial taste is nice. it says it's tangerine and i would agree with that.

the jury is still out but maybe i was wrong (ever so slightly) about red bull when i said they were all undrinkable. we shall see..
- kicksave856

- Streit2ThePoint

we shall see..

i had to tap out, man.

i was so relieved to find out what it was that was tearing me up for decades. thank god it wasn't black pepper.
- kicksave856

One big dump an hour or so after my first cup then normal the rest of the day.

One big dump an hour or so after my first cup then normal the rest of the day.
- golfingsince

my insides percolate more than any coffee pot ever did.

One big dump an hour or so after my first cup then normal the rest of the day.
- golfingsince

this is how it works for 90% of the population, myself included. kick's just got really messed up insides. really, really messed up. poor guy.

this is how it works for 90% of the population, myself included. kick's just got really messed up insides. really, really messed up. poor guy.
- daeth

it's bad.

i couldn't just be normal, you know?

well well well. what have we here?



this one is actually delicious. maybe people are just going too far in an effort to make their drinks stand out with things like honeysuckle?

i don't know. but whatever the (frank), this one tastes like a nice tea you actually brewed up and then stuck in the fridge with lemons in it just like momma used to make.

well, it isn't as good as my mother's iced tea was but you get the point.

if you find yourself in a wawa and you find yourself too good to be seen with the normal iced tea, please remember to select the lemon if you go the black tea route.

ty all for your time and this concludes the fancy black tea in the different shaped bottles expert user review.

you have an addictive personality.

you do.

what about poop all day though?

like where you poop and you're like "aw (frank) yeah, getting a shower and getting on with my day!" but then you get to work and you're doubled over in a bloated, cramping, cold sweat kind of way?

so then you use a dirty public toilet and frankly you're pretty upset about it all day but then things get worse because around 2:00 pm the same sick feeling hits and you're back in that dirty public bathroom filling the air with the bittersweet symphony of your brASS section along with the odor of creeping death.

but wait, there's more. then you get home and all you want to do is get in the shower and scrub all this awfulness off of yourself so you hop in and you blow through half a bar of soap scrubbing your first few layers of skin off and then you step out and dry off and - the feeling hits again. your day and your life are ruined and there's nothing you can do about it.

what about then?
- kicksave856

JFC

Evolution No.3 IPA

Nice aroma, not overly hoppy or bitter aftertatste. Sweet and the more grapefruity. liked, would recommend

Evolution No.3 IPA

Nice aroma, not overly hoppy or bitter aftertatste. Sweet and the more grapefruity. liked, would recommend
- KINGKENZO

is the bottle insertable into a freshly (frank)ed vagina?

is the bottle insertable into a freshly (frank)ed vagina?
- watsonnostaw

i wouldnt have had it otherwise

i wouldnt have had it otherwise
- KINGKENZO

the kegel opener

sudden text from hockey guy



300 MG


apparently you have to get it at like GNC or some poop.

sudden text from hockey guy



300 MG


apparently you have to get it at like GNC or some poop.
- kicksave856

Is bang the sound your heart makes after you drink this?

Is bang the sound your heart makes after you drink this?
- Streit2ThePoint

they say it's for working out.

i don't understand how you survive a can of this alone, much less a can of this followed by lifting weights or (god forbid) running.

alright, i'm leaning heavily back towards the (frank)-these-guys camp.



it's blueberry for sure. i taste blueberry. but i also taste that fizzy, metallic, chemical taste that leaves you thirstier than you were before you drank it. stonger than in the tangerine one.

it's almost salty.

i got one more to go but, honestly, i'm pretty sure these guys can go back to (frank)ing themselves.

stay ruined. bore to come.

large java

large java
- AGalchenyuk27

ooh i meant to tell you i had a dunkin iced coffee (small) yesterday.

ooh i meant to tell you i had a dunkin iced coffee (small) yesterday.
- kicksave856

How was it?

How was it?
- AGalchenyuk27

i went back and forth with it. Some sips were good and others weren't that great.

the sausage egg and cheese bagel was (frank)ing awesome though.


also, they didn't give me a straw and i had to wait til i got home where i have a box of straws for just such an oversight.

Evolution No.3 IPA

Nice aroma, not overly hoppy or bitter aftertatste. Sweet and the more grapefruity. liked, would recommend
- KINGKENZO

I really like Evolution number 9

alright, i'm leaning heavily back towards the (frank)-these-guys camp.



it's blueberry for sure. i taste blueberry. but i also taste that fizzy, metallic, chemical taste that leaves you thirstier than you were before you drank it. stonger than in the tangerine one.

it's almost salty.

i got one more to go but, honestly, i'm pretty sure these guys can go back to (frank)ing themselves.

stay ruined. bore to come.
- kicksave856

that is my favourite redbull